any boss who doesn't let you read HAWKE LIVEBLOG THREAD is a bum

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"we had ONE mattress!"

the polka-dot jersey shore (haitch), Sunday, 18 July 2010 10:59 (thirteen years ago) link

divorce! in 1977? shit she hung on for a while after

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 10:59 (thirteen years ago) link

"Del Poo Jay"

"The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:00 (thirteen years ago) link

looooool @ dahlpeugeot being painted as the great woman behind the man

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:00 (thirteen years ago) link

certainly the hottt woman behind the man if this is an accurate guide

the polka-dot jersey shore (haitch), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Woman couldn't sell a paracetamol to save her life.

"The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:01 (thirteen years ago) link

dead mum

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:03 (thirteen years ago) link

possibly the 'turning point'

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:03 (thirteen years ago) link

This new Australian romantic dramaedy they've been promoting all night looks like the worst shit ever since...the last Australian romantic dramaedy.

"The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:04 (thirteen years ago) link

shit got real xp

the polka-dot jersey shore (haitch), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:04 (thirteen years ago) link

looks like secret life for the ...well the same generation 10 years on i guess

the polka-dot jersey shore (haitch), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:05 (thirteen years ago) link

the secret life of things that will remain secret because i have no intention of watching it

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:06 (thirteen years ago) link

lol 'the special relationship', they've got hawke down on this 100x better than the clinton on that

the polka-dot jersey shore (haitch), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Michael Sheen is gonna be Tony Blair for the rest of his life.

"The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:07 (thirteen years ago) link

beazley comes panting in

the polka-dot jersey shore (haitch), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I once met and shook the hand of Kim Beazley at the South Australian Football Club after a stirring speech. He had drunk three cups of Coke and was on a major caffeine/sugar buzz.

"The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:08 (thirteen years ago) link

aw kim

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Did Hazel Hawke spend 90% of the time between 1975-1991 in her bed asleep?

"The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:10 (thirteen years ago) link

hassling a woman in bed, that's not nice

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:10 (thirteen years ago) link

jewish dudes

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:10 (thirteen years ago) link

love you like a brutha

"The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:11 (thirteen years ago) link

that was somewhat underexplained

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:11 (thirteen years ago) link

bob you uncaring bastard

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link

WHERE DID HE GET THE CHICKEN FROM??

"The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link

this would be pre-red rooster, somewhere more traditional

the polka-dot jersey shore (haitch), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:13 (thirteen years ago) link

big red hen

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Blanche is getting the arse!

"The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:13 (thirteen years ago) link

tho red rooster was around since '72 apaz

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:14 (thirteen years ago) link

love that he's delivered that news from the pool room

the polka-dot jersey shore (haitch), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:14 (thirteen years ago) link

bob you homewrecking bastard

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:14 (thirteen years ago) link

COBURG CITY HALL!!

"The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:15 (thirteen years ago) link

earlobe!!

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:15 (thirteen years ago) link

bongiorno!!

the polka-dot jersey shore (haitch), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:15 (thirteen years ago) link

back when coburg was not the gentrified paradise it is today

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Once this is over, they can do the next MP for Wills in: "The Phil Cleary Story"

"The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:16 (thirteen years ago) link

"couldn't shift a couple inches that way could ya?"

the polka-dot jersey shore (haitch), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:16 (thirteen years ago) link

raging lecherous beast

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:16 (thirteen years ago) link

porky pig style

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:18 (thirteen years ago) link

early family first mention

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Your hair is looking a bit Kelty!!

"The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:18 (thirteen years ago) link

the green sock is a better actor than hawkey dude

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Tony Abbott has a ACTION CONTRACT with a sing-a-long theme!

"The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:20 (thirteen years ago) link

And he'll stop the boats. By sinking them.

"The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:20 (thirteen years ago) link

if abbott was a lecherous drunk i'd probably like him quite a bit more

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:21 (thirteen years ago) link

"dancing in public" chick on the medibank ad: ws

the polka-dot jersey shore (haitch), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:21 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:22 (thirteen years ago) link

btw did id spin youse out seeing the iron chef as guest judge on masterchef??

the polka-dot jersey shore (haitch), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:23 (thirteen years ago) link

streets ahead of hayden

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:23 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost yes it did!! nice to see him on teev again

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:24 (thirteen years ago) link

the fuck was that sandwich exactly

the polka-dot jersey shore (haitch), Sunday, 18 July 2010 11:24 (thirteen years ago) link

"he makes us look well-dressed!"

the polka-dot jersey shore (haitch), Sunday, 18 July 2010 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link

anticlimax

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 12:41 (thirteen years ago) link

hmm bit of a letdown overall iirc

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 12:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Did they do a cut and paste job from Wikipedia for Hawke's achievements?

"The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 July 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Wot, no shootout on the steps of Parliament House?

"The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 July 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link

now, for an interview with huge rimmingdong

the polka-dot jersey shore (haitch), Sunday, 18 July 2010 12:43 (thirteen years ago) link

jeez bob's letting the locks flow a bit at the back these days!

the polka-dot jersey shore (haitch), Sunday, 18 July 2010 12:44 (thirteen years ago) link

if i had that much hair at that age i'd be letting it flow too

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 12:44 (thirteen years ago) link

he should do a willie nelson

iPrincess 2.0 (electricsound), Sunday, 18 July 2010 12:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Nothing like getting the ol' Rimjob from Hugh.

"The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 18 July 2010 12:46 (thirteen years ago) link

someone post screencap of hawkey_mullet.2010

oh sh!t a ¯\⎝⏠___⏠⎠/¯ (sic), Sunday, 18 July 2010 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I hope someone rec'd this.

lowwave (S-), Monday, 19 July 2010 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link

peugeot tits pull 1.6m viewers

the polka-dot jersey shore (haitch), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:55 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

glorious thraed

this is being repeated now btw, peugeot tits still worth a look

arnott's shjapes (haitch), Thursday, 1 March 2012 10:52 (twelve years ago) link

they should do a sequel just to recreate him skulling the pot at the sydney test!!

arnott's shjapes (haitch), Thursday, 1 March 2012 11:04 (twelve years ago) link

how in the shit did i miss this last time.

Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Thursday, 1 March 2012 11:25 (twelve years ago) link

how, indeed

arnott's shjapes (haitch), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...

hey ladies

titanius sterlingsmith, fancyman of corwood (electricsound), Friday, 30 March 2012 05:46 (twelve years ago) link

"well that's a coincidence, i've packed some meat myself"

― the polka-dot jersey shore (haitch), Sunday, 18 July 2010 20:44 (1 year ago)

merrick & toro rosso (haitch), Friday, 30 March 2012 05:47 (twelve years ago) link

t. abb0tt could learn a thing or two from hawkie, ditch the budgie smugglers and go the open neck

Clive "The Chip" Crinkly (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 31 March 2012 09:26 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

imagine if this keating interview series on the ABC was... KEATING

the zaprudest film xxx (haitch), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 10:17 (ten years ago) link

like the musical, without the musical bits

maybe more shagging too, didn't hurt HAWKE

the zaprudest film xxx (haitch), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 10:19 (ten years ago) link


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