Subways are for sleeping: NYC Transit survival thread

somebody bump this thread when the trains are running.
apparently it's a mess. so not leaving for work until it's fixed.

I went to the station, and then another station, before learning that ALL trains are fucked. Home now, think I'll make a big breakfast instead.

exactly!

yes!

(had a dentist appt, cancelled!)

http://www.livescience.com/images/050114_subway_flood_03.jpg

12 noon BK FAP?

Sadly I'll prob be at the office by noon. :(((

But first I'm making bastard jambalaya w andouille. Sadly, out of shrimps.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_day_after_tomorrow/jake_gyllenhaal/day.jpg

i need to get in by 1 for a meeting. i'm going to give it another hour or so before i try....

1st floor of my condo (neighbor's section) flooded and I am meant to not flush until they know that the sewers haven't routed into their house.
Meanwhile no ac at work means I work from home again.
End of the world.

okay scary: i woke up at 4 or whenever it really came down and my fucking cat

was outside

on our windowsill (three flights up!) in the storm

this is Brooklyn, mind you. she's never supposed to get out - she must have climbed past me while i was in the office (that window doesn't have a screen).

it was incredibly surreal. the sky looked absolutely gorgeous and amazing but my fucking cat was tiptoeing around for her life! to top it off, she's SUPER SCARED of storms and always runs under the stove when it rains.

I made it in via bus and 3 trains, wimps.

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L = fail
G = fail
B48 -> JMZ -> walk ~1 mile = win

B67 + M + D + F as E

But first I'm making bastard jambalaya w andouille. Sadly, out of shrimps.

-- Laurel, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

girl, we know you got a bike, GET PEDALING.

4-5-6 still not running, so i dont know if it's even worth bothering to try to get up to the UES yet?

i had no problem with L. F was really backed up but still got me to work. now i am angry because i'd much rather be home getting ready for 6 am departure to buffalo tomorrow.

between this morning and B*adrum, WORST NEW YORK SUMMER SINCE '77

8-8-07, never forget!

it's a damn-you-hadda-be-there urban legend.

No bklyn bound ACE.

God damn the L for being the one running fine, I could be at home right now with the dogs.

i don't know if i bother trying - it sounds like the L is running but i imagine i will be fucked at union square.

Yeah I think you're right.

We failed to give enough props yesterday on Sea Serpent Day so now they're running amok in the tunnels.

Number 7 to Times Square then Number 1 one stop to 34 Street and then I walked downtown.

have fun in your 100-degree afternoon, new yorkers

Where are you now in your travels, Tracer?

white city!

Lisboa?

MTA > viceland > blogger's sense of entitlement

Wait, you live on the 7 line?

I usually take the E or F at Roosevelt Avenue.

eeww it's supposed to be that hot here today? i rly don't know how much longer i can do this. it's gotten to the point where i can't SIT DOWN IN MY OFFICE with HEADPHONES on. i'm actually afraid the humidity will ruin my headphones. it's driving me crazy. where the fuck did the days of central air go? HUH?

I went back to Queens last December, Chris, remember? Or maybe I didn't tell you.

I'll be taking the 7 to Shea for tonight's game (if anyone wants a drink in Jax Heights around 11, talk me into it)...

No, welcome back!

I am not leaving the goddamned air conditioning today.

morbs, after arriving at the office

http://images.worldcupblog.org/ira/P_Rodney_Dangerfield_1.jpg

this summer has not been bad at all, people, stop being so dramatic

i know it hasn't been that bad but listen i'm on the top floor and it's ALWAYS RIDICULOUS humd inside, much more hot and humid than it is OUTSIDE! i HATE that!

i think it's worse than last summer tho

The Fourth Avenue / 9th Street N/R/W platform was a FUCKING TREAT. The air was raising bruises on people.

this is why you never live on the top floor, surmounter

(i live on the 2nd-to-top :D)

GABBNEBD HOW DO I GET TO UES

ARE 4-5-6 TRAINS RUNNING

this is why you never live on the top floor, surmounter

This is why you never live in New York, even.

I am working from home with liv rm AC on -- it is puny but keeps the room totally livable if I wear shorts & don't move too fast. It's kind of a treat, actually, and will give me time to run out my dry cleaning, errands, etc today!

im gonna try to go in now :/

there must be a few buses to choose from if the 456 is down linds

Bell-- no 456 as of 11:45

http://gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2007_08_ihaz2.jpg

I just walked into work with such a massive messenger-bag sweat-sash across my shirt that people awwwwwed at me like an infant.

We should all be praying that terrorists don't ever discover the secret to making it rain FOUR inches.

congrats to london’s new transport commissioner, andy byford

safe from Cuomo

this is why we can't have nice things

Yes you can and it is extremely alarming that Cuomo is saying this. He's never going to restore 24/7 service. https://t.co/oFwxiboDWi

— Second Ave. Sagas (@2AvSagas) June 8, 2020

Anyone get back on today? I’ve taken it about 5 times in the past couple of months and it was pretty clean

Sally Librera, first female head of NYC Transit is out
https://www.thecity.nyc/2020/6/30/21307812/how-subway-boss-grappled-with-transit-nightmares-during-covid

MTA continues price gouging in new and exciting ways, these shits are gonna end up on the tracks
https://gothamist.com/news/mta-rolls-out-ppe-vending-machines-select-subway-stations

Their ten blue surgical masks offering will cost you $12.49, or $1.25 per mask. For comparison, on Amazon, you can get 50 for $28, or .56-cents a piece. Other vending machine items include one disinfectant wipe, which will cost .75-cents, and one KN95 mask, which costs $10. Reusable cloth masks will be priced at $5.99, wipes $2.25, and a 2-oz bottle of hand sanitizer $4.99. Additionally, there are kits that include a mask, sanitizing wipes, and a pair of gloves are priced at $6.49.

Riding the subway is likely much safer than you thinkhttps://t.co/AKQekKpSq9

In Paris: 0 of the 386 infection clusters between May and July were linked to public transit.

in Tokyo, no virus clusters have been linked to its famously crowded rail lines.

— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) August 2, 2020

sound up

pic.twitter.com/WP0HTDh0kO

— Unusual Videos 🤔 (@UnusualVideos) August 13, 2020

https://gothamist.com/news/mta-a-train-subway-derail-manhattan-8th-ave

An uptown A train derailed inside the 14th Street/8th Avenue subway station in Manhattan this morning. An MTA spokesperson confirmed that one of the train's wheels "went off the track" around 8:15 a.m. According to the MTA, the train hit some debris in the trackbed as it pulled into the station, causing the derailment and cutting power to all four tracks. All passengers were safely evacuated, the MTA said in a statement. The train "hit a few poles," according to a statement from the FDNY. Approximately 30 people were evacuated from the train, with one person sustaining minor injuries, the FDNY said.

An NYPD spokesperson says an unnamed 30-year-old man has been taken into custody by police, who are investigating whether he caused the derailment. The spokesperson had no further details, but police sources tell the Daily News that "a saboteur clamped wooden planks onto the roadbed." He was reportedly subdued by good Samaritans who "held him at the station until cops took him into custody." The News' sources added that the man was "laughing at his accomplishment."

https://www.thecity.nyc/2020/9/17/21440817/mtas-fare-evasion-math-was-off-track-review-finds

unrelated:
https://brooklyneagle.com/articles/2020/09/18/nyc-tries-50-fines-to-get-scofflaws-to-don-masks-on-subway
1 - fining people for this is stupid, just tell them they need to wear a mask or escort them off the subway
2 - I'd say about 5% of people on the trains are going without masks now, 10% more are doing the dicknose thing. It's a game of moving from car to car to avoid people, especially when then sit down right next to you
3 - ridership, especially not at peak hours, still feels only about half what I was used to

Followup the first week that the 50$ fine schedule was in effect it was enforced... zero (0) times

i mean, good? it's a dumb way to enforce the law. Again, they just need to tell people to put on a mask and escort them off if they refuse.

you are correct

HI DERE!

https://nypost.com/2022/01/03/nyc-man-jumps-subway-turnstile-fatally-breaking-neck-video/

yikes

noted while going into the city on an otherwise abandoned car: six unopened and abandoned packages of lox
http://i.imgur.com/rhGOx2E.jpg

Fuckin’ lox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuBvSE_CGKw

not gonna lie NYC subways have been extra wild the last few times I rode

it is rough. moving from car to car is feeling like the right call more often

why?

Pole performance acrobats feet just missing my face

Showtime?

More obviously fucked up people setting up shop in cars and making them impossible to stay in, severely damaged people losing their minds, lots of people going unmasked and sitting down next to you, tempers running high generally all over

https://nypost.com/2022/04/09/new-hudson-yards-subway-station-already-moldy/

pour one out

Six Brightliners have officially left New York and are bound for Ohio, their final destination before heading to the big rail yard in the sky.

Bon Voyage, R32s! Thank you for your many years of service ⛴ pic.twitter.com/oPqcvcz8Nk

— MTA. Wear a Mask. Stop the Spread. (@MTA) May 5, 2022

Jesus. I hope nobody on here or anyone any of you know was on either of these trains

Breaking News: Two subway trains collided near the 96th Street station in Manhattan, causing one of them to derail, officials said. It was not immediately clear whether anyone was injured. https://t.co/CM1QwKCtDu

— The New York Times (@nytimes) January 4, 2024

Eight people aboard a northbound 1 train were injured when it collided with a work train around 3 p.m., according to officials and an internal police report about the collision. The injuries were not considered life-threatening, but those passengers were taken to hospitals, the report said.

How many things would have to go wrong in exactly the right way for that to happen… it seems inconceivable in 2024

This was such an incredible screw up. Should cost some folks their jobs really. https://t.co/SzzIJp6boy

— Second Ave. Sagas (@2AvSagas) January 5, 2024

The crash so far:
- Someone/someones pulled a bunch of emergency brake cords on a northbound No. 1 train at the 96th Street station
- The No. 1s behind it were rerouted onto the express
- One of those was crossing back when the stuck train somehow started moving again.

— Nolan Hicks (@ndhapple) January 4, 2024

When the guy basically shouts to make an announcement: do these people know how mics and PAs work?

Sorry if that’s mean

I mean they shuttle assholes around all day i dont blame them for getting ticked