ann coulter is pretty

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Amazon.com: What book has had the most significant impact on your life?

Ann Coulter: Matthew--no, wait: Mark. Luke was great, too. And I just loved John.

Amazon.com: You are stranded on a desert island with only one book, one CD, and one DVD--what are they?

Coulter: Book: Getting off a Desert Island for Dummies. CD: Anything rap. I could while away the days correcting the grammatical errors. DVD: Red Dawn or Die Hard. No-- Doctor Strangelove. Actually, I don't care as long as it's not a rental. Those late fees will kill you.

Amazon.com: What is the worst lie you've ever told?

Coulter: Hiring that hot Israeli guy for $100,000 and telling everyone he was my Homeland Security consultant. No, I'm sorry, that wasn't me. It was the time I said, "I'm sure some liberals love their country."

Amazon.com: Describe the perfect writing environment.

Coulter: A clean, well-lit, heavily endowed university with a dozen unpaid college ghostwriters at my disposal. In other words, Al Franken's office.

Amazon.com: If you could write your own epitaph, what would it say?

Coulter: "Can I please finish my thought, Alan?"

Amazon.com: Who is the one person living or dead you would like to have dinner with?

Coulter: Sir Francis Bacon. Either him or this really cute guy who just moved into my building. Whichever.

Amazon.com: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

Coulter: The United States of America. Oh--that isn't what you mean? Then x-ray vision. That way I could become the first blond white female ever hired as an airport security checkpoint guard.

and what (ooo), Monday, 5 June 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh dear.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 5 June 2006 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I could become the first blond white female ever hired as an airport security checkpoint guard.

Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Monday, 5 June 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

gosh. she's so witty, I just love her. gosh.

DAVE, for #1 Hits of yesterday and today! (dave225.3), Monday, 5 June 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Obviously she's never been to Orlando.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Obviously she's never been anywhere!

Dan (Stupid Person) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

She should apply to work for the TSA.

Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

A Rosa Parks for our time.

Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sad that I missed that African nations word game thing.

mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought she was the Renee Richards.

x-post

Bluebell Madonna (Ex Leon), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Catholics aren't short on rules, but they couldn't care less if non-Catholics use birth control.

http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/4990/skek6uv.jpg

Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

well played.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1400054206.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_V54155315_.jpg

Editorial Reviews
Book Description

GODLESS is the most explosive book yet from #1 New York Times bestselling author Ann Coulter. In this completely original and thoroughly controversial work, Coulter writes, “Liberals love to boast that they are not ‘religious,’ which is what one would expect to hear from the state-sanctioned religion. Of course liberalism is a religion. It has its own cosmology, its own miracles, its own beliefs in the supernatural, its own churches, its own high priests, its own saints, its own total worldview, and its own explanation of the existence of the universe. In other words, liberalism contains all the attributes of what is generally known as ‘religion.’ ”

GODLESS throws open the doors of the “Church of Liberalism.”

how many interns do you think she now has putting effort into the "thoroughly controversial" bit?

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

TRIPOD

OK?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

you know, she actually is sorta pretty in real life. i guess she doesn't photograph well, 'cause she looked fairly normal and attractive and not skeletorian or polygonal

still unhealthily skinny, tho.

p@reene (Pareene), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

argh fuck :( i am so slipping

Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Marfan's

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ann coulter and nude spock should get married.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

of all the abuse ann coulter has been given on ilx thats the worst yet

and what (ooo), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, no one besides NS really wins in that scenario. Not her, and certainly not the world.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

ann coulter and nude spock should get married.

How do we know they're not the same person?

Bluebell Madonna (Ex Leon), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, this guy aint bad looking.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8a/Goebbels.jpg

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 5 June 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

ann's fav democrat:

ihttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/Judge.jpg

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 05:32 (seventeen years ago) link

The "First Lady of Yowza"

http://www.peterenglund.com/Images/magdagoebbels.jpg

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 12:45 (seventeen years ago) link

enh. too easy.

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

matt lauer pretty much taking her down this morning on Today. How many questions did she answer "Uh...I don't know."?

kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 13:15 (seventeen years ago) link

enh. too easy.

I get nothin' for "The First Lady of Yowza"?

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 13:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Matt LAUER is "taking her down"?

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

(That last picture is Gretta Goebbels)

Also, Matt Lauer is pretty, too. Catfight!

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Coulter Won't Buy Into Lauer's Liberal Logic

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Coulter: Abortion is Dems' Version of 'Virgin Sacrifice

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Cue the rim shot!

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

WE DIDN'T INVADE GUATEMALA

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, whaddayaknow, the emergency releases on those things actually do work

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Ann Coulter: Because evolution is the official state religion. Although it is possible to believe in God and evolution, it is not possible to not believe in God without believing in evolution -- otherwise, atheists have no explanation for why we are here. Thus, it's very important for the liberal clergy to force small school children to believe in a discredited mystery religion from the 19th century -- evolution -- in order to prepare them to believe in the nonexistence of God, one of the main goals of the American public education system.

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"Get yours free!"
"Cue the rimshot!"

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

from the column that Donut posted over on the 6/6/6 thread:

In my rich fantasy life I envision her being kidnapped and taken on tour with Deicide, where they make her work the T-shirt and sticker table.

This image makes my day, with her set up at the table next between the pizza hut stand and elevators that go to the luxury suites, scowling and wearing a black tshirt. She spends the next 3 hours alternating between arguing with some 14 year over which $25 shirt to buy, and sitting there bored, idly doodling on the legal pad they gave her to track sold merch and playing with her laminate.

"C'mon, cmon', kid, which shirt do ya want?"

she takes a 15 min break to go buy a $4 Edy's Ice Cream before returning to rearrange what stickers are left. Her 32 oz diet coke is running perilously low, but the guys at the pizza hut stand refuse to take her order.

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

when the band plays smaller venues, she has to argue with the sound guy to give her one of his extra pair of earplugs. the inside of the club is so humid that the duct tape isn't adhering to the walls, so the tshirts keep falling down.

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

this too does not please her

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Video of Coulter with Matt Lauer this morning. Unbelievably, she's even more despicable than usual. The end of the interview is especially uncomfortable, there is no applause and there are some audible boos from the studio audience.

Hatch (Hatch), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Why is she famous again?

DAVE, for #1 Hits of yesterday and today! (dave225.3), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.anncoulter.com/photos/Annsmile.jpg

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link


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