ILM : The Top 100 Metal/Heavy Rock Tracks Of All Time - Presented By Our Host, Henry, ILM's Favourite Heavy Metal Dog! THE END IS NIGH! (FIN)

anyone who doesn't like this is a falser.

so far, every time you say that, it's something i'm not into at all...

please say it's this

85
Angel Witch - Angel Witch (1980) (322 Points, 9 votes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OalLJcApsg4

Okay, we're good. Angel Witch is our common ground, apparently.

Where did all the falsers go?

i wonder if any of the rolling metal thread regulars are even following the results.

I really think "Ace of Spades" is gonna win. Or maybe "Enter Sandman."

Fucking hell I hope ksh didn't vote so that "Ace of Spades" will win.

If Enter Sandman wins, i quit.

I'd rather Mister Sandman win.

Over Ace of Spades? or overy everything?

If "Smells Like Teen Spirit" or "Enter Sandman" wins we should snap all of ksh's CDs in half.

No, just over Enter Sandman. xp

ksh is gonna be sweating til results are done on friday!

Bill which is falser Smells Like Teen Spirit or Enter Sandman ?

Does ksh even own cds? We're gonna have to dump hyrdochloric acid on an ipod more likely.

Ace Of Spades would have to be the frontrunner for top track.

He started buying them again.
xp

Think Stairway... or Paranoid are both in with a shout too...

Bill's head exploded trying to work out which song is falser btw

Guessing Master of Puppets and/or For Whom the Bell Tolls will beat Enter Sandman in this crowd.

(at the very least!)

I voted for all 3 (sorry), and Master... and ...Bell Tolls were both above Enter Sandman.

"Enter Sandman" is a cock

Enter Sandman is a pretty decent Megadeth song.

Can only blame it being all over MTV the first time I went to the US.

"Bill which is falser Smells Like Teen Spirit or Enter Sandman ?"

Oh, god, SLTS by a mile.

so I've asked this like a bazillion times but WHAT IS METAL?

because apparently the divide I made as a youngster is wrong and all of this stuff I considered "hard rock" or "classic rock" is actually metal, which in and of itself seems to be about as all-encompassing as "music" given the way you guys use it

so, what makes something metal? What are the common threads?

I'm on the outside of this sect looking in, I think, but metal seems by all account to be defined by a feeling you get in your testicles. If there's no rumbling, it's false.

(And yes, feeling it in your testicles is really girl-exclusionary...just like metal.)

Bill & Alex In NYC decide what is metal round here.

I'm on the outside of this sect looking in, I think, but metal seems by all account to be defined by a feeling you get in your testicles. If there's no rumbling, it's false.

by that definition, Miami bass is metal

btw enter sandman and smells like teen spirit are the threads equivalent of taylor swift & the xx, everyone knows they will place high so start the bitching early
lol

i can only promise one thing, lots of false and tr00 metal to come!

ready for 84?

I guess it comes down to what Justice Stewart said about obscenity: I can't define it, but I know it if I (hear) it.

Battles fans look closely

84
Helmet - Unsung (1991/92) (322 Points, 13 votes)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjlqX2vjB4&feature=related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBfygUiS50g&feature=avmsc2

Cool

Another of my votes btw

I voted for it too, but wasn't sure whether or not it would make it.

Me neither, it was close but it got there in the end.

Hey Dan have you worked out yet that metal is a broad church and every metalhead hates most other sub-genres of it ? ;)

enter sandman and smells like teen spirit are the threads equivalent of taylor swift & the xx

Except that Taylor Swift and the xx are both actually good, amirite?

no

Hey Dan have you worked out yet that metal is a broad church and every metalhead hates most other sub-genres of it ? ;)

yeah it's basically dance music with guitars from what I can tell

Taylor Swift > the xx >>>>> "Smells Like Teen Spirit" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Enter Sandman"

RONG

yes, we get it; you're high. stop rubbing it in