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Monster Magnet - Negasonic Teenage Warhead (1995) (459 Points, 13 votes)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKj5cJ9_KSg&feature=av2e

"It's a Satanic Drug Thing, You Wouldn't Understand."

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link

oh and to answer emil.y from earlier, i've never smoked anything or taken a recreational drug in my life (and yes i love stoner rock/metal)

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Again, I find it weird that anything by Monster Magnet would be one of someone's ALL TIME favorite hard rock songs...but I guess a lot of factors go into why we like what we like.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe because it's a song in one of my fave genres, that i was big into when it came out. Like Rush is for the over 40s and others into 80s hair metal.
Plus i guess not everyones into the canon even in metal? (tho i am)

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

when i saw MM co-headling with Qotsa, i was jumping about like a maddy during this song (even more than usual)

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Hey, I'm not over 40 yet! I'm only 36. :P

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm 37, but i didn't really discover non chart rock/pop til i was 18 and nirvana broke. (like a lot of people, Nirvana was a gate way to Metal and/or Indie)

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I hated the late 80s hair metal fluff one of my mates was into, but thrash & death was too heavy for me. When i heard slower doomier stuff i got sucked in.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Monster Magnet was awesome at one point - truly great, and this song is part of that era.

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link

next song is by one of my fave bands, which came from one of my other fave bands, i voted for 3 tracks by this band, but not this one , it got cut.. What the hell do I know what will place high!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link

33.
Queens of the Stone Age - Avon (1998) (460 Points, 12 votes - ONE #1 vote)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bekjJoGl5k

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link

everyone gone home?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Sorry, I just got distracted by twitter cluttering up my sidebar with yet ANOTHER socializing feature I have no use for. I'll follow who I want, okay?

But yeah, Queens. I'm not really a fan of the first record.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm waiting for more than one of the ten I voted for to show up. Utter crime that "Victim of Changes" was so low, especially with "Three Days" (which is such a pale shadow of it) placing higher. But such is life - I don't really care about the tracks.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

it's the best one! As much influenced by can and neu as sabbath or stoner rock. Josh called it "robot rock"
xp

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link

hey ez, was wondering where you got to! If you had voted for more than 15 (actually 10) your tastes might have been better reflected instead of johnnys!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

2 more to go for tonight. Im posting the next one then Henry to finish

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I should probably listen to it again, then. I haven't heard it in 9 or 10 years. xxp

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

your tastes might have been better reflected instead of johnnys

My tastes are being reflected? Sure, I've had some things I voted for place, but I'd hardly say this overall poll caters to my taste.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I was in New York and posting from my ipod is annoying. Plus, I was really sick which made it a pretty crappy short vacation - except for catching up with Alex, which was a blast.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

JF i meant you helping him get to 15 hehe
ez sorry to hear you were ill, hope youre better soon.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:41 (thirteen years ago) link

The next track has organ and keyboards for emil.y, and one of the greatest metal guitarists ever. I love this song, I even voted for it.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

any guesses?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I was gonna suggest Deep Purple.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link

(But I don't think Blackmore is really anything to rave over?)

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link

nope..

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link

32
Ozzy Osbourne - Mr Crowley (1980) (465 Points, 12 votes)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSnj8X1zAZI

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh okay, duh.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link

tho johnny, you better start running from bill after what you just said about Blackmore!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I like Deep Purple and Rainbow both, but I don't think there's anything really AMAZING or GUITAR HERO-ISH about Blackmore's skills.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Henry will post the last one as soon as JJ has given him the steak I sent him in the mail that he definitely signed for.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link

so lets talk about the tracks so far that have made it.
Any surprises? good or bad?
Discovered anything good you didn't know about before?

Any predictions for the top 20 that aren't the already mentioned "obvious canon" tracks earlier in the thread like Stairway To Heaven, Paranoid, Enter Sandman, Ace Of Spades,Smells Like Teen Spirit, taylor swift, smoke on the water etc

What tracks placing in the top 20 would give you the most pleasure?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Night Songs.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link

or even which songs would you like not to have made it?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm giving up on "Nobody's Fool" making it. I'm not even a huge fan of Cinderella, but I think that song is not only one of the best metal songs, not only one of the best songs of the '80s, but one of the best songs I've ever heard. I'm slightly more confident "Rock You Like a Hurricane" might sneak in, but with this voting demographic, I have no certainty that it will.

As for what's come up so far, there have been new discoveries for me, but none of them have been positive. As for what I have heard previously, I've got no gripes with most of it...except "More Than a Feeling." It's about as welcome here by me as that wimpy Manics song.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, and I like Boston fine. I just don't think it fits the parameters.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

And to repeat what I said at the time of their unveiling, Welcome to the Jungle and Number of the Beast are way, way, way too low (even though I neglected to do my part in boosting Jungle to a higher position).

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link

31 Iron Maiden · Running Free (1980) (470 points · 13 voters)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk05PeKSI2E

Guys, it's been a long day of false metal and terrible mistakes. I've suffered through it as best I can, but really you should all be ashamed of yourselves. HAIL SATIN!

Henry Kvlt Pvp, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

you are so cute when you cant spell

SAUSAGE LIVES ON IN MY HEART (and much of my gi tract prob) (jjjusten), Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

BURN IN HELL LEECHMAGGOT

Henry Kvlt Pvp, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link

The top 30 still to come...

100. MC5 - Kick Out the Jams (1968) [313 points, 8 votes]
99. TROUBLE - Memory's Garden (1992) [315 points, 7 votes]
98. MANIC STREET PREACHERS - Motorcycle Emptiness (1992) [315 points, 10 votes]
97. DIAMOND HEAD - Am I Evil (1980) [316 points, 10 votes]
96. WITCHFINDER GENERAL - Witchfinder General (1982) [318 points, 8 votes, 1 first place vote]
TIE 94. SOUNDGARDEN - Rusty Cage (1991) [318 points, 11 votes]
TIE 94. FAITH NO MORE - Midlife Crisis (1992) [318 points, 11 votes]
93. MINISTRY - Just One Fix (1992) [319 points, 8 votes]
92. GUNS N' ROSES - Welcome to the Jungle (1987) [319 points, 8 votes, 1 first place vote]
91. CELTIC FROST - Mexican Radio (1987) [319 points, 10 votes]
90. SEPULTURA - Territory (1993) [320 points, 10 votes]
89. CELTIC FROST - I Won't Dance (1987) [320 points, 10 votes, 1 first place vote]
TIE 87. SLAYER - War Ensemble (1990) [320 points, 12 votes]
TIE 87. DANZIG - Mother (1988) [320 points, 12 votes]
86. MANILLA ROAD - Necropolis (1983) [321 points, 9 votes]
85. ANGEL WITCH - Angel Witch (1980) [322 points, 9 votes]
84. HELMET - Unsung (1991/92) [322 points, 13 votes]
83. SEPULTURA - Refuse/Resist (1993) [324 points, 8 votes, 1 first place vote]
82. SOUNDGARDEN - Outshined (1991) [324 points, 10 votes]
81. JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE - Voodoo Child (Slight Return) (1968) [325 points, 8 votes]
80. OZZY OSBOURNE - Crazy Train (1980) [325 points, 9 votes]
79. METALLICA - Whiplash (1983) [325 points, 10 votes]
78. FUNKADELIC - Super Stupid (1971) [326 points, 8 votes]
77. BLACK SABBATH - Children of the Grave (1971) [326 points, 8 votes, 2 first place votes]
76. DANZIG - Dirty Black Summer (1992) [327 points, 11 votes]
75. METALLICA - One (1988) [329 points, 8 votes]
74. MONSTER MAGNET - Space Lord (1998) [329 points, 9 votes]
73. BOSTON - More Than a Feeling (1976) [330 points, 9 votes]
72. IRON MAIDEN - Number of the Beast (1982) [331 points, 8 votes]
71. JANE'S ADDICTION - Mountain Song (1988) [334 points, 9 votes]
70. WITCHFINDER GENERAL - Burning a Sinner (1981) [336 points, 8 votes]
69. DIO - Holy Diver (1983) [338 points, 9 votes]
68. MELVINS - Boris (1991) [338 points, 10 votes]
67. BURZUM - Det Som en Gang Var (1994) [340 points, 8 votes, 1 first place vote]
66. PUBLIC ENEMY - She Watch Channel Zero (1988) [340 points, 9 votes, 1 first place vote]
65. VENOM - Black Metal (1982) [341 points, 12 votes]
TIE 63. SLAYER - Raining Blood (1986) [342 points, 8 votes]
TIE 63. IRON MAIDEN - Iron Maiden (1980) [342 points, 8 votes]
62. KYUSS - Supa Scoopa and Might Scoop (1994) [342 points, 9 votes]
61. MASTODON - March of the Fire Ants (2002) [342 points, 11 votes]
60. HAWKWIND - Silver Machine (1972) [343 points, 9 votes]
59. AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long (1980) [348 points, 8 votes]
58. HIGH ON FIRE - 10,000 Years (2000) [348 points, 12 votes]
57. JUDAS PRIEST - Victim of Changes (1976) [354 points, 7 votes, 1 first place vote]
56. CROMAGNON - Caledonia (1969) [355 points, 11 votes]
55. LED ZEPPELIN - Dazed and Confused (1969) [356 points, 10 votes]
54. JANE'S ADDICTION - Three Days (1990) [358 points, 9 votes]
53. LED ZEPPELIN - Achilles Last Stand (1976) [359 points, 8 votes]
52. ENTOMBED - Left Hand Path (1990) [359 points, 9 votes]
51. GUNS N' ROSES - Paradise City (1987) [360 points, 8 votes]
50. AC/DC - Back in Black (1980) [363 points, 8 votes]
49. BLACK SABBATH - Into the Void (1971) [366 points, 8 votes, 1 first place vote]
48. KING CRIMSON - 21st Century Schizoid Man (1969) [369 points, 10 votes]
47. MANILLA ROAD - Flaming Metal System (1983) [380 points, 11 votes]
46. AC/DC - Highway to Hell (1979) [381 points, 9 votes, 1 first place vote]
45. BLACK SABBATH - Iron Man (1971) [382 points, 10 votes]
TIE 43. METALLICA - Welcome Home (Sanitarium) (1986) [387 points, 11 votes]
TIE 43. FUNKADELIC - Free Your Mind and Your Ass Will Follow (1970) [387 points, 11 votes]
42. TURBONEGRO - Get it On (1999) [414 points, 11 votes, 1 first place vote]
41. LED ZEPPELIN - No Quarter (1973) [423 points, 11 votes]
40. BLUE ÖYSTER CULT - Don't Fear the Reaper (1976) [433 points, 11 votes]
39. SLEEP - Dragonaut (1993) [440 points, 11 votes]
38. RUSH - Tom Sawyer (1981) [448 points, 12 votes]
37. BLACK SABBATH - War Pigs (1971) [451 points, 12 votes]
36. BLACK SABBATH - Sabbath Bloody Sabbath (1973) [453 points, 11 votes, 1 first place vote]
35. SOUNDGARDEN - Jesus Christ Pose (1991) [455 points, 11 votes, 2 first place votes]
34. MONSTER MAGNET - Negasonic Teenage Warhead (1995) [459 points, 13 votes]
33. QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE - Avon (1998) [460 points, 12 votes, 1 first place vote]
32. OZZY OSBOURNE - Mr. Crowley (1980) [465 points, 12 votes]
31. IRON MAIDEN - Running Free (1980) [470 points, 13 votes]

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link

well johnny you can blame me for getting the manics song in :)
xps

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm off to bed now, but id love to see everyone's top 10 predictions before I start posting again!

so please everyone PREDICT THE TOP 10!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link

All 10 will be from Peste Noire's debut album, which was recorded on a single four track tape and then buried in Greenland. Also there are only 4 songs on it.

Henry Kvlt Pvp, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Henry tell us your top 5 metal bands.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link

while everyone else predicts the top 10!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm just guessing at the top 10 (I previous thought Number of the Beast was a lock, but I was wrong):

2 Judas Priest tracks
2 Led Zeppelin tracks
2 Metallica tracks
1 Black Sabbath track
1 Scorpions track
1 track from a '00s band I know nothing about
1 wild card track from either the '70s or the '00s

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link

hmm, interesting no 90s tracks predicted.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Clearing my mind, here's what I think I would have predicted before we started:

1. Black Sabbath - Paranoid
2. Black Sabbath - Heaven & Hell
3. Iron Maiden - Run to the Hills
4. Judas Priest - Living After Midnight
5. Deep Purple - Smoke on the Water
6. Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song
7. Motorhead - Ace of Spades
8. Slayer - War Ensemble
9. Anthrax/PE - Bring the Noise
10. Kiss - Rock and Roll All Nite
or Van Halen - Running With the Devil
or MC5 - Kick Out the Jams

Sort of crazy to have no Black or Death Metal, but I just couldn't see any individual tracks having anywhere near the support-levels of these classics.

Of course, not all of these were even nominated!

glenn mcdonald, Thursday, 5 August 2010 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link

whoa! I can't believe 'Avon' fucking made it!!!

demons a. real (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 5 August 2010 04:53 (thirteen years ago) link


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