http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0810/nba_g_shaqtsin_600.jpg
― am0n, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link
i might actually try to follow the regular season this year, pending my tv/cable status
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah seriously considering ponying up for a league pass
― dyao, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011)
― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link
also re pic, can't tell if docs face is a) oh lord what have we done pls accelerate perkins' rehab with hyperbaric cheese chambers or b) f all yall miami etc we gots the DIESEL now
― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link
lol 36 is a terrible number
― for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link
shaq looks animatronic imo
― johnny crunch, Friday, May 14, 2010 6:26 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link
feel like this is all some elaborate joke
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link
the LeDecision, celtics getting shaq, kobe winning the mvp while shooting 6/24, kevin durants twitter is all somehow tied together leading up to david stern announcing hes bought an applebees franchise or something and its gonna be the best applebees ever
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link
yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011) the celtics do not care at all about the regular season and will only frustrate and depress you
― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link
and the playoffs will not make the season seem worth it, it will only depress you further for having sat thru their regular season nonsense
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link
lol what the 2010 playoffs were totally worth it
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link
no i only made u depressed further
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link
it
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link
stop telling ppl how depressed they are
― for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i may become a celtics fan this season
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link
diagnosis: depressed
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link
:(
― Clay, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link
remember when they knocked out the skeet in the first round this year i do
― am0n, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link
bowtie is a nice touch for press conference attire.
this year will be fantastic.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 09:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there. Doc looks grimly serious because Shaq has just executed a cannonball into Doc's swimming pool and now only half the water is left in the pool.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link
jordan u forgot one crucial point that i dont have to watch rasheed power-walk from 3 pt line to 3 pt line thus the regular season will be less depressing. i know what to expect from fat shaq and he is really fourth/fifth big man on the depth chart and at a min salary and somehow that's less depressing
for real though i think cs will be energized by the finals run and ready for vengeance. injuries were big last year too
clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails
― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Was thinking this exact same thing today.
― Official Cheese-Filled Snack of NASCAR since 2002 (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there.
this i don't believe. i think o'neal is desperately concerned with going out on a super high note -- preferably by beating bryant in the finals. he could have signed for more money elsewhere. not that i think he's likely to put boston over-the-top at this stage of his career, but whatevs.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 12 August 2010 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link
i hope he wears the bowtie during games, is all i hope.
http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/The%20Los%20Angeles%20Lakers/ashley-greene-laker-lady-03.jpg
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 09:28 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/The%20Los%20Angeles%20Lakers/ashley-greene-laker-lady-02.jpg
green eyes
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 09:31 (thirteen years ago) link
get well perkinstein! i like him
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 09:34 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/undftd-orlando-sucks-tee-1.jpglooking for a amen
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 09:47 (thirteen years ago) link
will shaq playing for the Celtics in anyway hinder the chances of his jersey hanging in the rafters at Staples?
― Aerosol, Thursday, 12 August 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link
perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha. shaq is on the boston celtics btw not sure if ya'll heard
― am0n, Thursday, 12 August 2010 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link
man his twitter better blow up this season
http://i36.tinypic.com/28vq7nd.jpg
― moullet, Thursday, 12 August 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link
perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha
im not messing with perkins. i like him
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link
i'd push the big 3 down some stairs dont get me wrong
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Then throw big baby down on top of'em
― Aerosol, Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link
are these pre-emptively strikes against some trash-talking c's fans that haven't arrived yet or
― am0n, Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link
ly
I don't get the potshots and hatred; C's fans aren't parasitical cancers like Lakers' fans.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link
oh GOODNESS i came here as a peace offering and now im a barnacle or some shit
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link
'ez snappin' is scandalized by a little bored schtick BRA-VOE
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
aerosol really hates you all tbf
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link
that orlando shirt is lol
― am0n, Friday, 13 August 2010 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link
needs reposting
http://www.proposalmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0724_Perkins.jpg
BRIDE OF PERKINSTEIN
― am0n, Friday, 13 August 2010 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link
aw
― ice cr?m, Friday, 13 August 2010 01:23 (thirteen years ago) link
shaq to solidify celtics:
BOSTON — NBA analyst David Aldridge said Wednesday that with the addition of Shaquille O'Neal, the Celtics have vastly improved their chances of leading the league in three-second lane violations for the 2010–2011 season. "Not only does Shaq's presence in the paint give his team more opportunities to turn the ball over, but the Celtics have also added an experienced big man who makes an already old team significantly older," said Aldridge, adding that O'Neal should fill a key role in terms of drastically slowing down the Celtics' offense. "Danny Ainge was looking for someone with size who can't make it down to the other end of the court, and he went out and got the best in the business." Aldridge added that while O'Neal isn't the dominant force he once was, he believes Shaq still has a thing or two to teach teams who think it's a good idea to sign him.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 14 August 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link
He may not entirely solidify the C's, but he can add a lot of viscosity.
― Aimless, Saturday, 14 August 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link
hahahahaaha guys i just realized, shaq is really fat!
― Ruffalo buffalo Ruffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Ruffalo buffalo (m bison), Saturday, 14 August 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link
on paper and based on my faded memories of his great prime years, boston signing shaq sounds like a very good move. then, you read stuff like this:
SamAmicoNBA Shaq on Mo: "Guys who couldn't even play were worried about shots. Why was Mo (Williams) taking 15 shots, and I'm only taking four?"
if o'neal is complaining about his shots on a 66-win team featuring lebron james, i'm not convinced he'll all of a sudden be a good team player in boston. i imagine if he could work well anywhere, it would be there, given the quality character guys leading the team, but still . . .
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 6 September 2010 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link
just that would be the worst team in the nba
― lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2024 15:41 (three weeks ago) link
hey look i can’t help it if you don’t like the boston celtics
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 24 March 2024 15:49 (three weeks ago) link
tbf they have treated me poorly on many occasions
― lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2024 16:18 (three weeks ago) link
appreciate the way he doesnt force things while still managing to get off some technically difficult shots, hes got good judgement
Sam Hauser relocation & movement shootingPure water. No filter needed. pic.twitter.com/JVqeyzmpwX— Pull up shoot (@NElGHT_) March 24, 2024
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 March 2024 14:18 (three weeks ago) link
guards arent ready for tillman to stay in front of them which causes a mental breakdown
I very much enjoy watching Xavier Tillman play defense pic.twitter.com/xqsPnbh4m4— Jackson Frank (@jackfrank_jjf) March 23, 2024
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 March 2024 14:20 (three weeks ago) link
good feet as they say
― call all destroyer, Monday, 25 March 2024 15:56 (three weeks ago) link
watching the celtics start wildly different lineups every night is kind of fascinating, the jays at guard tonight lol
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 00:20 (three weeks ago) link
watching them give up a 30pt lead to the hawks, not as fascinating
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 01:50 (three weeks ago) link
huh
― Clay, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 01:54 (three weeks ago) link
that was one ugly half of basketball. but damn that run of pritchard drives in the 3rd quarter was nice.
― fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 01:55 (three weeks ago) link
celtics have been playing with fire recently resting half their guys and also not playing d, finally got burned
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 01:57 (three weeks ago) link
they can afford to lose some games right now and i'm fine with a little bit of rest, but they're still putting tatum out there for 39 minutes and brown for 37. in a loss. to the hawks. those are the kind of minutes that can come back to haunt you. and tatum was definitely not helping in those last few mins.
― fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 02:03 (three weeks ago) link
yeah i dont mind them resting and losing games cause of it but its better if its more normal
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 02:11 (three weeks ago) link
salute to sam hauser 47% from three on six attempts a game the last two months he is locked in
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 April 2024 00:55 (two weeks ago) link
they need to find more minutes for him
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 April 2024 01:02 (two weeks ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKH14A7XIAEAmR8?format=jpg&name=900x900
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 April 2024 02:29 (two weeks ago) link
come on dude
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 2 April 2024 12:19 (two weeks ago) link
its a real picture that actually happened
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 April 2024 12:26 (two weeks ago) link
it doesn't work like that
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 2 April 2024 12:41 (two weeks ago) link
boston garden is haunted
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 April 2024 12:42 (two weeks ago) link
larry bird's not walking through that door... he's simply apparating through that door
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 2 April 2024 17:26 (two weeks ago) link
that is exactly what "bird rights" means.
― fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 2 April 2024 17:37 (two weeks ago) link
bird rites
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 April 2024 19:47 (two weeks ago) link
zingers been playing really good hes ready to make some noise in the playoffs
― lag∞n, Saturday, 6 April 2024 02:06 (one week ago) link
smh slav appropriation
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKkyLPKWQAAFHuG?format=jpg&name=large
― lag∞n, Sunday, 7 April 2024 18:33 (one week ago) link
good ankle mobility
― micah, Sunday, 7 April 2024 20:53 (one week ago) link
the most important battle of all
https://i.imgur.com/MEFlibZ.png
― lag∞n, Monday, 8 April 2024 18:11 (one week ago) link
if you can win that then the playoffs are pretty easy in comparison
― ciderpress, Monday, 8 April 2024 18:42 (one week ago) link
bucks go on a 11-0 run a mazzulla wont call a timeout then when they get a play stoppage they run a play for a kornet 3, his first of the year, unserious
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:00 (one week ago) link
gonna need those kornet 3s if they wanna make a deep run in the playoffs
― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:03 (one week ago) link
he used to take them but not really make them then eventually gave up, i was actually just wondering the other day if hed give it another try cause hes 80% career from the line
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:06 (one week ago) link
might have to turn this off
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 00:07 (one week ago) link
Jrue: 4-year, $135M. Sounds like the Celtics will be a second apron team next year.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 11 April 2024 00:31 (one week ago) link
thats a nice big deal for jrue look forward to him blowing up one million dribble handoffs
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 April 2024 00:38 (one week ago) link
at the cost of $135 per dripple handoff disruption
― Clay, Thursday, 11 April 2024 00:43 (one week ago) link
im not a quant but it seems like a pretty good deal
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 April 2024 00:47 (one week ago) link
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, April 10, 2024 8:31 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
according to bobby marks it saves them money next year cause jrue declined his larger player option, i think he was saying it keeps them out of the second apron but it was unclear
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 April 2024 13:06 (one week ago) link
i don’t think it gets them out on its own but gives them more of a path to getting out than before
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 April 2024 14:05 (one week ago) link
too many aprons
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 April 2024 14:09 (one week ago) link
wiggle room
The benefit from the extension is that Boston eliminates $5.7M of likely/unlikely bonuses that would have counted toward the first/second apron.Celtics now have wiggle room to get under the apron at the trade deadline if needed. https://t.co/n948CIifEt— Bobby Marks (@BobbyMarks42) April 10, 2024
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 April 2024 14:32 (one week ago) link
White has two years remaining on the four-year, $70 million extension he signed with the Spurs in 2020. He’s due to earn $18.4 million this season and then $19.6 million in 2024-25. Under the new rules of the collective bargaining agreement, White can extend for three years at 140% of his 2024-25 salary, so a deal would look like something around three years, $85 million that would begin in 2025-26.
this is a year out of date but sounds like white could extend for ~$28m around the same money jrue got, which seems pretty good for him hes obvs a very good and valued player but im not sure whos maxing him out, tho he could play out the last year of his deal and get more from the celtics, or effectively force a trade to a team thats willing to give him more if the celtics arent, hope they just extend him asap that would be nice
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 April 2024 14:45 (one week ago) link
i understand the desire to not let your players get rusty, but is having your starters play this badly for 30-plus minutes a night contributing to that cause?
also good lord why are they airing these games on national tv?
― fact checking cuz, Friday, 12 April 2024 01:17 (six days ago) link
cool article: https://theathletic.com/5381229/2024/04/10/kristaps-porzingis-celtics-post-up-analytics/
― symsymsym, Friday, 12 April 2024 01:20 (six days ago) link
last ever broadcast from mike gorman. salute
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 14 April 2024 18:25 (four days ago) link
best ever to do it
― lag∞n, Sunday, 14 April 2024 18:34 (four days ago) link
pritchard 38-9-12
― lag∞n, Sunday, 14 April 2024 20:45 (four days ago) link
i'll miss mike a lot, the last of the guys who knew that saying less was usually the best choice
― call all destroyer, Monday, 15 April 2024 00:52 (three days ago) link
celtics finish the season with one of the highest point differentials ever
https://i.imgur.com/6KSwy1z.png
https://i.imgur.com/TRosngP.png
― lag∞n, Monday, 15 April 2024 15:41 (three days ago) link
prob better expressed per game plus now we get wilt
https://i.imgur.com/QtVbLBL.png
― lag∞n, Monday, 15 April 2024 15:42 (three days ago) link
other guy must be elgin baylor
― lag∞n, Monday, 15 April 2024 15:43 (three days ago) link