CELTICS 2010

yeah seriously considering ponying up for a league pass

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011)

also re pic, can't tell if docs face is a) oh lord what have we done pls accelerate perkins' rehab with hyperbaric cheese chambers or b) f all yall miami etc we gots the DIESEL now

lol 36 is a terrible number

shaq looks animatronic imo

― johnny crunch, Friday, May 14, 2010 6:26 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

feel like this is all some elaborate joke

the LeDecision, celtics getting shaq, kobe winning the mvp while shooting 6/24, kevin durants twitter is all somehow tied together leading up to david stern announcing hes bought an applebees franchise or something and its gonna be the best applebees ever

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011) the celtics do not care at all about the regular season and will only frustrate and depress you

― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

and the playoffs will not make the season seem worth it, it will only depress you further for having sat thru their regular season nonsense

lol what the 2010 playoffs were totally worth it

no i only made u depressed further

it

stop telling ppl how depressed they are

i may become a celtics fan this season

diagnosis: depressed

:(

remember when they knocked out the skeet in the first round this year i do

bowtie is a nice touch for press conference attire.

this year will be fantastic.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there. Doc looks grimly serious because Shaq has just executed a cannonball into Doc's swimming pool and now only half the water is left in the pool.

jordan u forgot one crucial point that i dont have to watch rasheed power-walk from 3 pt line to 3 pt line thus the regular season will be less depressing. i know what to expect from fat shaq and he is really fourth/fifth big man on the depth chart and at a min salary and somehow that's less depressing

for real though i think cs will be energized by the finals run and ready for vengeance. injuries were big last year too

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

Was thinking this exact same thing today.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there.

this i don't believe. i think o'neal is desperately concerned with going out on a super high note -- preferably by beating bryant in the finals. he could have signed for more money elsewhere. not that i think he's likely to put boston over-the-top at this stage of his career, but whatevs.

i hope he wears the bowtie during games, is all i hope.

http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/The%20Los%20Angeles%20Lakers/ashley-greene-laker-lady-03.jpg

http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/The%20Los%20Angeles%20Lakers/ashley-greene-laker-lady-02.jpg

green eyes

get well perkinstein! i like him

http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/undftd-orlando-sucks-tee-1.jpg
looking for a amen

will shaq playing for the Celtics in anyway hinder the chances of his jersey hanging in the rafters at Staples?

perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha. shaq is on the boston celtics btw not sure if ya'll heard

man his twitter better blow up this season

http://i36.tinypic.com/28vq7nd.jpg

perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha

im not messing with perkins. i like him

i'd push the big 3 down some stairs dont get me wrong

Then throw big baby down on top of'em

are these pre-emptively strikes against some trash-talking c's fans that haven't arrived yet or

ly

I don't get the potshots and hatred; C's fans aren't parasitical cancers like Lakers' fans.

oh GOODNESS i came here as a peace offering and now im a barnacle or some shit

'ez snappin' is scandalized by a little bored schtick BRA-VOE

aerosol really hates you all tbf

that orlando shirt is lol

needs reposting

http://www.proposalmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0724_Perkins.jpg

BRIDE OF PERKINSTEIN

aw

shaq to solidify celtics:

BOSTON — NBA analyst David Aldridge said Wednesday that with the addition of Shaquille O'Neal, the Celtics have vastly improved their chances of leading the league in three-second lane violations for the 2010–2011 season. "Not only does Shaq's presence in the paint give his team more opportunities to turn the ball over, but the Celtics have also added an experienced big man who makes an already old team significantly older," said Aldridge, adding that O'Neal should fill a key role in terms of drastically slowing down the Celtics' offense. "Danny Ainge was looking for someone with size who can't make it down to the other end of the court, and he went out and got the best in the business." Aldridge added that while O'Neal isn't the dominant force he once was, he believes Shaq still has a thing or two to teach teams who think it's a good idea to sign him.

He may not entirely solidify the C's, but he can add a lot of viscosity.

hahahahaaha guys i just realized, shaq is really fat!

on paper and based on my faded memories of his great prime years, boston signing shaq sounds like a very good move. then, you read stuff like this:

SamAmicoNBA Shaq on Mo: "Guys who couldn't even play were worried about shots. Why was Mo (Williams) taking 15 shots, and I'm only taking four?"

if o'neal is complaining about his shots on a 66-win team featuring lebron james, i'm not convinced he'll all of a sudden be a good team player in boston. i imagine if he could work well anywhere, it would be there, given the quality character guys leading the team, but still . . .

http://sportscracklepop.com/2010/09/07/glen-big-baby-davis-is-at-it-again/

RIP

http://www.nba.com/media/celtics/celts_bullseye_scalabrine_800.jpg

tbf they have treated me poorly on many occasions

appreciate the way he doesnt force things while still managing to get off some technically difficult shots, hes got good judgement

Sam Hauser relocation & movement shooting

Pure water. No filter needed. pic.twitter.com/JVqeyzmpwX

— Pull up shoot  (@NElGHT_) March 24, 2024

guards arent ready for tillman to stay in front of them which causes a mental breakdown

I very much enjoy watching Xavier Tillman play defense pic.twitter.com/xqsPnbh4m4

— Jackson Frank (@jackfrank_jjf) March 23, 2024

good feet as they say

watching the celtics start wildly different lineups every night is kind of fascinating, the jays at guard tonight lol

watching them give up a 30pt lead to the hawks, not as fascinating

huh

that was one ugly half of basketball. but damn that run of pritchard drives in the 3rd quarter was nice.

celtics have been playing with fire recently resting half their guys and also not playing d, finally got burned

they can afford to lose some games right now and i'm fine with a little bit of rest, but they're still putting tatum out there for 39 minutes and brown for 37. in a loss. to the hawks. those are the kind of minutes that can come back to haunt you. and tatum was definitely not helping in those last few mins.

yeah i dont mind them resting and losing games cause of it but its better if its more normal

salute to sam hauser 47% from three on six attempts a game the last two months he is locked in

they need to find more minutes for him

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKH14A7XIAEAmR8?format=jpg&name=900x900

come on dude

its a real picture that actually happened

it doesn't work like that

boston garden is haunted

larry bird's not walking through that door... he's simply apparating through that door

that is exactly what "bird rights" means.

bird rites

zingers been playing really good hes ready to make some noise in the playoffs

smh slav appropriation

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKkyLPKWQAAFHuG?format=jpg&name=large

good ankle mobility

the most important battle of all

https://i.imgur.com/MEFlibZ.png

if you can win that then the playoffs are pretty easy in comparison

bucks go on a 11-0 run a mazzulla wont call a timeout then when they get a play stoppage they run a play for a kornet 3, his first of the year, unserious

gonna need those kornet 3s if they wanna make a deep run in the playoffs

he used to take them but not really make them then eventually gave up, i was actually just wondering the other day if hed give it another try cause hes 80% career from the line

might have to turn this off

Jrue: 4-year, $135M. Sounds like the Celtics will be a second apron team next year.

thats a nice big deal for jrue look forward to him blowing up one million dribble handoffs

at the cost of $135 per dripple handoff disruption

im not a quant but it seems like a pretty good deal

Jrue: 4-year, $135M. Sounds like the Celtics will be a second apron team next year.

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, April 10, 2024 8:31 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

according to bobby marks it saves them money next year cause jrue declined his larger player option, i think he was saying it keeps them out of the second apron but it was unclear

i don’t think it gets them out on its own but gives them more of a path to getting out than before

too many aprons

wiggle room

The benefit from the extension is that Boston eliminates $5.7M of likely/unlikely bonuses that would have counted toward the first/second apron.

Celtics now have wiggle room to get under the apron at the trade deadline if needed. https://t.co/n948CIifEt

— Bobby Marks (@BobbyMarks42) April 10, 2024

White has two years remaining on the four-year, $70 million extension he signed with the Spurs in 2020. He’s due to earn $18.4 million this season and then $19.6 million in 2024-25. Under the new rules of the collective bargaining agreement, White can extend for three years at 140% of his 2024-25 salary, so a deal would look like something around three years, $85 million that would begin in 2025-26.

this is a year out of date but sounds like white could extend for ~$28m around the same money jrue got, which seems pretty good for him hes obvs a very good and valued player but im not sure whos maxing him out, tho he could play out the last year of his deal and get more from the celtics, or effectively force a trade to a team thats willing to give him more if the celtics arent, hope they just extend him asap that would be nice

i understand the desire to not let your players get rusty, but is having your starters play this badly for 30-plus minutes a night contributing to that cause?

also good lord why are they airing these games on national tv?

cool article: https://theathletic.com/5381229/2024/04/10/kristaps-porzingis-celtics-post-up-analytics/

last ever broadcast from mike gorman. salute

best ever to do it

pritchard 38-9-12

i'll miss mike a lot, the last of the guys who knew that saying less was usually the best choice

celtics finish the season with one of the highest point differentials ever

https://i.imgur.com/6KSwy1z.png

https://i.imgur.com/TRosngP.png

prob better expressed per game plus now we get wilt

https://i.imgur.com/QtVbLBL.png

other guy must be elgin baylor