the LeDecision, celtics getting shaq, kobe winning the mvp while shooting 6/24, kevin durants twitter is all somehow tied together leading up to david stern announcing hes bought an applebees franchise or something and its gonna be the best applebees ever
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link
yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011) the celtics do not care at all about the regular season and will only frustrate and depress you
― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link
and the playoffs will not make the season seem worth it, it will only depress you further for having sat thru their regular season nonsense
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link
lol what the 2010 playoffs were totally worth it
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link
no i only made u depressed further
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link
it
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link
stop telling ppl how depressed they are
― for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i may become a celtics fan this season
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link
diagnosis: depressed
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link
:(
― Clay, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link
remember when they knocked out the skeet in the first round this year i do
― am0n, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link
bowtie is a nice touch for press conference attire.
this year will be fantastic.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 09:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there. Doc looks grimly serious because Shaq has just executed a cannonball into Doc's swimming pool and now only half the water is left in the pool.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link
jordan u forgot one crucial point that i dont have to watch rasheed power-walk from 3 pt line to 3 pt line thus the regular season will be less depressing. i know what to expect from fat shaq and he is really fourth/fifth big man on the depth chart and at a min salary and somehow that's less depressing
for real though i think cs will be energized by the finals run and ready for vengeance. injuries were big last year too
clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails
― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Was thinking this exact same thing today.
― Official Cheese-Filled Snack of NASCAR since 2002 (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there.
this i don't believe. i think o'neal is desperately concerned with going out on a super high note -- preferably by beating bryant in the finals. he could have signed for more money elsewhere. not that i think he's likely to put boston over-the-top at this stage of his career, but whatevs.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 12 August 2010 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link
i hope he wears the bowtie during games, is all i hope.
http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/The%20Los%20Angeles%20Lakers/ashley-greene-laker-lady-03.jpg
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 09:28 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/The%20Los%20Angeles%20Lakers/ashley-greene-laker-lady-02.jpg
green eyes
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 09:31 (thirteen years ago) link
get well perkinstein! i like him
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 09:34 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/undftd-orlando-sucks-tee-1.jpglooking for a amen
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 09:47 (thirteen years ago) link
will shaq playing for the Celtics in anyway hinder the chances of his jersey hanging in the rafters at Staples?
― Aerosol, Thursday, 12 August 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link
perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha. shaq is on the boston celtics btw not sure if ya'll heard
― am0n, Thursday, 12 August 2010 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link
man his twitter better blow up this season
http://i36.tinypic.com/28vq7nd.jpg
― moullet, Thursday, 12 August 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link
perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha
im not messing with perkins. i like him
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link
i'd push the big 3 down some stairs dont get me wrong
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Then throw big baby down on top of'em
― Aerosol, Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link
are these pre-emptively strikes against some trash-talking c's fans that haven't arrived yet or
― am0n, Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link
ly
I don't get the potshots and hatred; C's fans aren't parasitical cancers like Lakers' fans.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link
oh GOODNESS i came here as a peace offering and now im a barnacle or some shit
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link
'ez snappin' is scandalized by a little bored schtick BRA-VOE
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
aerosol really hates you all tbf
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link
that orlando shirt is lol
― am0n, Friday, 13 August 2010 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link
needs reposting
http://www.proposalmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0724_Perkins.jpg
BRIDE OF PERKINSTEIN
― am0n, Friday, 13 August 2010 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link
aw
― ice cr?m, Friday, 13 August 2010 01:23 (thirteen years ago) link
shaq to solidify celtics:
BOSTON — NBA analyst David Aldridge said Wednesday that with the addition of Shaquille O'Neal, the Celtics have vastly improved their chances of leading the league in three-second lane violations for the 2010–2011 season. "Not only does Shaq's presence in the paint give his team more opportunities to turn the ball over, but the Celtics have also added an experienced big man who makes an already old team significantly older," said Aldridge, adding that O'Neal should fill a key role in terms of drastically slowing down the Celtics' offense. "Danny Ainge was looking for someone with size who can't make it down to the other end of the court, and he went out and got the best in the business." Aldridge added that while O'Neal isn't the dominant force he once was, he believes Shaq still has a thing or two to teach teams who think it's a good idea to sign him.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 14 August 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link
He may not entirely solidify the C's, but he can add a lot of viscosity.
― Aimless, Saturday, 14 August 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link
hahahahaaha guys i just realized, shaq is really fat!
― Ruffalo buffalo Ruffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Ruffalo buffalo (m bison), Saturday, 14 August 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link
on paper and based on my faded memories of his great prime years, boston signing shaq sounds like a very good move. then, you read stuff like this:
SamAmicoNBA Shaq on Mo: "Guys who couldn't even play were worried about shots. Why was Mo (Williams) taking 15 shots, and I'm only taking four?"
if o'neal is complaining about his shots on a 66-win team featuring lebron james, i'm not convinced he'll all of a sudden be a good team player in boston. i imagine if he could work well anywhere, it would be there, given the quality character guys leading the team, but still . . .
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 6 September 2010 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link
http://sportscracklepop.com/2010/09/07/glen-big-baby-davis-is-at-it-again/
― am0n, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link
RIP
http://www.nba.com/media/celtics/celts_bullseye_scalabrine_800.jpg
― am0n, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link
almost felt bad for scal w/the intensely patronizing fan appresh, almost
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link
he'll get over it
― am0n, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Perkins, who will turn 24 next season, is too young to remember when Shaq was a productive basketball player. When asked if he has seen any tapes of Shaqs days with the Magic, Lakers, or Heat Perkins replied “no . . . I don’t own a VCR.”
lol
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 29 September 2010 11:04 (thirteen years ago) link
http://plixi.com/p/47526042
shaq's son is out of control
― mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link
broken link image rip
http://plixi.com/p/47525934
http://www.talkhoops.net/2010-articles/september/i-will-always-heart-kg-reason-281.html
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link
and if they get the perfect looks they will win, thats why teams that rotate well your miamis and denvers of the league give them trouble, tho tbf rotating well is just good defense and good defense gives everyone trouble, but maybe it gives the celtics who rely on getting defenses into rotation a little more trouble
― lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2024 18:01 (one week ago) link
this year theyve had a better counter to teams rotating well which is to hunt the mismatches caused by rotations particularly finding zinger in the post but also theyve just mismatched hunted really well generally
― lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2024 18:18 (one week ago) link
celtics picked up a powerful center who can guard elite scorers on the perimeter and stay with them on drives for a couple second round picks (he is a free agent this summer)
Xavier Tillman’s isolation defense on Devin Booker here is excellent.Great mobility and discipline to slide with him and then stay down on the fakes. pic.twitter.com/QmXxGx8A9W— Pull up shoot (@NElGHT_) March 15, 2024
Another good one vs KD. Fluidity flipping his hips allways stands out to me with X. pic.twitter.com/PwOwvbp3O4— Pull up shoot (@NElGHT_) March 15, 2024
― lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2024 18:40 (one week ago) link
he's a guy who passes the one elite skill test, as long as he can move like that he's a valuable player off the bench
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 17 March 2024 01:02 (one week ago) link
and hes 43% from three (7 attempts)
― lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2024 01:12 (one week ago) link
ahh the rhode island accent
Celtics coach Joe Mazzulla was a DOG a @WVUhoops pic.twitter.com/7Tawe4hNzK— Hoop Herald (@TheHoopHerald) March 17, 2024
― lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2024 18:36 (one week ago) link
lol, just adding to the mazzulla legend
― call all destroyer, Monday, 18 March 2024 00:17 (one week ago) link
joey mazzz
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 March 2024 00:19 (one week ago) link
thats alotta 80 points
The Celtics have 3 80-point first halves since Jan. 30. From 1991-2023, they didn't have any!— Dick Lipe (@DickLipe) March 17, 2024
― lag∞n, Monday, 18 March 2024 15:02 (one week ago) link
Jaylens Browns pic.twitter.com/O7hW0iT7YY— Jared Weiss (@JaredWeissNBA) March 19, 2024
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 01:03 (one week ago) link
payton "magic johnson" pritchard
That’s the good shit pic.twitter.com/3yYAPGBdxa— Dan Greenberg (@StoolGreenie) March 19, 2024
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 01:17 (one week ago) link
haters wont let joe live
“All I know is we won’t be doing that anymore.”#Celtics head coach Joe Mazzulla's been instructed not to attempt to block any more shots during timeouts. The end of an era.pic.twitter.com/0Np7rlIF8u— Bobby Krivitsky (@BobbyKrivitsky) March 20, 2024
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 March 2024 19:56 (one week ago) link
lmaoooololololhonestly
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 20:18 (one week ago) link
he was too competitive - they had to make a new rule
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 20:19 (one week ago) link
his edge was too big it was unfair to coaches who cant block shots
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 March 2024 20:28 (one week ago) link
maybe he can try doing a luke kornet contest instead?
― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 20 March 2024 22:54 (one week ago) link
derrick white single handedly carrying this celtics offense so far against the bucks
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2024 00:07 (one week ago) link
lol patbev provoking pritchard into going crazy ass white boy
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 March 2024 00:45 (one week ago) link
celtics took their foot off the gas but unfortunately for the bucks in crunch time they were left in situations where the celtics had better options than tatum v patbev
Jayson Tatum telling Derrick White to pass it to Jaylen Brown in the clutch is everything I love about this year’s Celtics.This is a real team. They’ve all sacrificed their stats to win games this year. pic.twitter.com/nFo8ZGWexd— CelticsUnite (@CelticsUnite18) March 21, 2024
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 March 2024 14:23 (one week ago) link
before that beasley was just guarding tatum it wasnt even a switch
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 March 2024 14:29 (one week ago) link
good way to improve their crunch time stats
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 March 2024 14:39 (one week ago) link
The Celtics now have a 10.6 net rating when Jayson Tatum is off the court. That’s insane.— Jay King (@ByJayKing) March 23, 2024
think they were negative or barely positive the last few years
― lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 14:21 (six days ago) link
def the best regular season team since the first year of the kd warriors
― ciderpress, Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:05 (six days ago) link
yeah theyre going absolutely hog wild, especially over the last couple months
― lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:06 (six days ago) link
if the celtics keep rolling out these half lineups eventually they will lose a game
― lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2024 14:37 (five days ago) link
situation is out of control people are making youtube videos about payton pritchard
― lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2024 14:38 (five days ago) link
Their bench would be a credible NBA team imo
The whites - Pritchard, Hauser, KornetHorfBrissett as a, er, wing?
and then Tillman as your 6th man, with Queta there to spell Kornet
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 24 March 2024 15:29 (five days ago) link
uhh
― lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2024 15:34 (five days ago) link
lol who did i forget
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 24 March 2024 15:40 (five days ago) link
just that would be the worst team in the nba
― lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2024 15:41 (five days ago) link
hey look i can’t help it if you don’t like the boston celtics
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 24 March 2024 15:49 (five days ago) link
tbf they have treated me poorly on many occasions
― lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2024 16:18 (five days ago) link
appreciate the way he doesnt force things while still managing to get off some technically difficult shots, hes got good judgement
Sam Hauser relocation & movement shootingPure water. No filter needed. pic.twitter.com/JVqeyzmpwX— Pull up shoot (@NElGHT_) March 24, 2024
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 March 2024 14:18 (four days ago) link
guards arent ready for tillman to stay in front of them which causes a mental breakdown
I very much enjoy watching Xavier Tillman play defense pic.twitter.com/xqsPnbh4m4— Jackson Frank (@jackfrank_jjf) March 23, 2024
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 March 2024 14:20 (four days ago) link
good feet as they say
― call all destroyer, Monday, 25 March 2024 15:56 (four days ago) link
watching the celtics start wildly different lineups every night is kind of fascinating, the jays at guard tonight lol
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 00:20 (three days ago) link
watching them give up a 30pt lead to the hawks, not as fascinating
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 01:50 (three days ago) link
huh
― Clay, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 01:54 (three days ago) link
that was one ugly half of basketball. but damn that run of pritchard drives in the 3rd quarter was nice.
― fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 01:55 (three days ago) link
celtics have been playing with fire recently resting half their guys and also not playing d, finally got burned
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 01:57 (three days ago) link
they can afford to lose some games right now and i'm fine with a little bit of rest, but they're still putting tatum out there for 39 minutes and brown for 37. in a loss. to the hawks. those are the kind of minutes that can come back to haunt you. and tatum was definitely not helping in those last few mins.
― fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 02:03 (three days ago) link
yeah i dont mind them resting and losing games cause of it but its better if its more normal
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 02:11 (three days ago) link