HI DERE WAHT IS AWESOME

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Pneumonia_strikes_like_a_man_eating_shark.jpg

totally require

http://www.oldbaileyonline.org/browse.jsp?id=t17970215-35&div=t17970215-35

And pretty much that entire site

Q. You have been married twenty years? - A. Yes.

Q. Have you any children? - A. Why I do not know; my wife has had some.

Q. It may be a good joke for you, but you know you have indicted this woman for a capital offence? - A. Yes.

Q. You have been married twenty years, and have the impudence to tell me your wife has got some children; how many children have you had by your wife? - A. I have had nine by my wife, seven are dead, and two now living.

Q. And yet you have the impudence to tell the Court, and the jury, that you go to Lewkner's-lane with a common prostitute, and triumph in it? - A. No; I called in at the White-hart.

Q. Was that all you drank? - A. Yes, before I came to the White-hart.

Q. What did you drink at the White-hart? - A. Threepennyworth of gin, me and the landlord together.

Q. And how much did you drink afterwards? - A. A share of four quarterns of gin.

Q. How much had you of the gin at that house? - A. About three glasses.

Q. Were you drunk then? - A. No.

Q. Half in half? - A. No; I was not.

Q. Not groggy at all? - A. No; I don't think I was at all.

Q. Are you in the habit of drinking a good deal of gin? - A. Yes; beer and gin to.

Q. As much as you can get? - A. Yes.

Q. And you were not drunk? - A. No; I will take my oath, if it was the last day I had to live; I have drank as much to-day, very near, as I did then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE1s_6p6O9U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZzSQvIVsy8&feature=related

^^ this is what i say to that

that old bailey stuff is almost too close to flann obrein to be real

Holy crap @ the comments on that last youtube.

early graduation present for myself (also i am going to use it for capstone project thingy)

http://computershopper.com/shoptalk/s700.jpg

i know this dude from when he lived here. he's always been a sick musician/composer/producer, but apparently he is creating rad instruments now:
http://music.columbia.edu/%7Ejeff/instruments.htm

heard here

http://www.owenlake.com/about-window2.jpg

ooh, jbr -- fujifilm cameras are underrated. They do "pro-sumer" cameras nearly as well as Canon in terms of anticipating what you want to see in the final picture with minimal fussing. Sharp, saturated, low noise even in low light. Good stuff, and sheeeit, for $150, great stuff.

I need a new digital camera

A production number from a musical, "Murder at the Vanities", 1934:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnySJxE_XQA&NR=1

http://www.turborecordings.com/media/larkinloop.gif

SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. (AP) — Bill Bramanti's favorite beer is Pabst Blue Ribbon. He loves it.

Really loves it.

So much so that he's already had his coffin specially made, and it's designed to look like a can of the trendy brew. Bramanti isn't sick, so he doesn't plan on needing it just yet. For now he plans to use it as a cooler.

At 5-feet-9 inches tall and weighing 280 pounds, Bramanti has tried it out though.

"I actually fit, because I got in here," Bramanti, 67, of South Chicago Heights said. He threw a party Saturday for friends, featuring his coffin filled with ice and, what else, Pabst Blue Ribbon.

"Why put such a great novelty piece up on a shelf in storage when you could use it only the way Bill Bramanti would use it?" Bramanti's daughter, Cathy Bramanti, 42, said.

Bramanti ordered the casket from Panozzo Bros. Funeral Home in Chicago Heights and Scott Sign Co. of Chicago Heights designed the beer can.

The silver coffin is designed with red, white and blue, just like a Pabst can.
Copyright 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

http://chicagoist.com/attachments/Margaret%20Lyons/2008_5_5.pbrcoffin.jpg

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/05/09/corpse.abuse.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Three Kingwood were arrested after admitting to Houston police they had dug up a child’s corpse, removing the skull and then turning it into a bong which they used to smoke marijuana.

"They cut the jaw off of it and wrapped it in electrical tape and used it to make a bong," Officer Jim Adkins tells the local Fox affiliate.

Kevin Wade Jones, 17, and Matthew Richard Gonzalez, 17, were arrested Wednesday night and are being held on misdemeanor charges of corpse abuse.

Houston police were initially interviewing Jones about the use of a stolen debit card, when he decided to tell them about the grave theft. Police officials had no idea why Jones offered to tell them the story, which obviously, would get him into more trouble…

"We can only speculate and guess to what goes on in the criminal mind," Sgt. John Chomiak of Houston police said, according to the Associated Press.

Gonzalez confirmed the story told by Jones, in a following interview. The police were led to a gravesite in Humble, where they found a headstone that had been knocked over, near a hole filled with muddy water. Residents in the area said they knew about the cemetery, but that it was not maintained.

According to court documents, the grave belonged to Willie Simms, an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921. Simms’ survivors have not been contacted by the police yet.

"Nobody deserves that--not even a corpse," Carolyn Gonzalez, Matthew Gonzalez’s mother, said, according to Fox 26.

The corpse’s skull could not be recovered.

http://www.lefigaro.fr/medias/2008/05/07/20080507PHOWWW00205.jpg

all props due to Chicago Jenny:

http://wweek.com/photos/3425/large/10910.jpg

http://defamer.com/assets/resources/2008/05/mr_fp_244522.jpg

That's what you look like when you spend your life getting into tense situations.

posting this everywhere: http://www.actionfigure.com/punches/-STRING-AF_PUNCH.mov

best video ever. love when you see the punching guy's face come into view

that is used here: http://idolator.com/345113/this-robyn-remix-packs-quite-a-punch

Long trippy animation done on the walls of Buenos Aires streets:

http://blublu.org/sito/video/muto.htm

This is absolutely great, an amazing piece of work.

wow!!

http://www.fashionologie.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/23/naginoda_2.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcq93txBdtM

that's way too cute. his hands are too small so he plays with his fists

"play us something"
"but I have to look for my old man"
"not now. later."

Long trippy animation done on the walls of Buenos Aires streets

jesus! fuckin awesome

intensity in ten cities!

http://blogs.sun.com/kevin/resource/cool-obama/coolestest.jpg

wo_Ow

he gets my vote

Si no hablas espanol, pue "too bad."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoHTp9BETQ8

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3172/2537159201_7274296e7a_o.jpg

eat your heart out shaquille

http://media.tumblr.com/gltl6QbB89vpti9x84fWLAfw_500.jpg

One hopes that the check signifies "correct".

http://s288.photobucket.com/albums/ll184/kidoverdrive/?albumview=grid

http://blog.wfmu.org/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/10/black_flag_hair_3.jpg

that was on the chicago thread about two months ago.

self-playing robot band:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2JChnwv2Ws

(goes on a bit long, but, you know...)

http://i25.tinypic.com/2zxv0bb.jpg

http://www.pinktentacle.com/2008/06/music-film-posters-by-tadanori-yokoo/

TWO DEERS JUST RAN INTO MY FRONT YARD AND THEN MY BACK YARD AND THEN I PUT ON SHOES AND WENT OUT WITH THE CAMERA AND THEY WENT ACROSS THE STREET SOME CARS STOPPED TO LOOK AT THEM TOO IT WAS RAD

http://i29.tinypic.com/15nr3hz.jpg

http://www.focusgallery.nl/albums/TonyHelsloot/merlion_laser_eyes.jpg