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i think the hating working class accusation at KC is incorrect btw

696, Friday, 18 May 2007 10:02 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm pretty sure ILM managed about 700 posts on that in 2005

acrobat, Friday, 18 May 2007 10:07 (sixteen years ago) link

not all working class people wear tracksuits and attack you as you get in a taxi etc.

blueski, Friday, 18 May 2007 10:08 (sixteen years ago) link

for reference: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=45386

acrobat, Friday, 18 May 2007 10:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Good blimey, is it time for the 2000 revival time already? Remember those lovable ruffians Daphne and Celeste? Lucy Porter COMEDIAN does!

Marcello Carlin, Friday, 18 May 2007 10:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I really wanna buy a Brideshead Revisted style blazer, but KCs have ruined that look for fat guys.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 18 May 2007 10:16 (sixteen years ago) link

thing is they did I Love 1999 in 2001. wherein people talked in the past tense about such lost pleasures as buying a vodka red bull. i think that was on the weekend or so after 9/11.

acrobat, Friday, 18 May 2007 10:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Lesbian parents: Our sons don't need a dad
Anna Lloyd and Jane Harvey could be any middle-class mothers strolling with their sons in their local park. But behind their everyday appearance lies a story of a highly unconventional family - for they are lesbian partners.

acrobat, Friday, 18 May 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link

well thats kinda what i was trying to get at before, theres a feeling that the british ones dont really believe what they are writing, other than in a kind of "pfft" middle aged white man 'its not even music' type feeling of being pecked at
-- 696, Friday, May 18, 2007 9:25 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link

otm. i think they do what they do as a 'job' -- house style and all that -- not a mission.

That one guy that quit, Friday, 18 May 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link

melanie phillips is fucking insane thou

acrobat, Friday, 18 May 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah i was saying elsewhere: she really does mean it. but that's ex-lefties for ya.

That one guy that quit, Friday, 18 May 2007 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link

and i imagine boris johnson means it.

acrobat, Friday, 18 May 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link

also remember the crazy ronhaldino bottle opener thread, the general upshot of which seemed to be "lol britishers don't understand racism", i was wondering if british right wing pundits can possibly get away with more dodgy racial stuff than americans can.

acrobat, Friday, 18 May 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Conservatives appoint ex-tabloid editor

LONDON (Reuters) - Former News of the World editor Andy Coulson, who quit in the wake of a royal phone-tapping scandal, has been appointed the Conservatives' director of communications, the party announced on Thursday.

He stepped down from Rupert Murdoch's tabloid, Britain's biggest selling newspaper, after its royal affairs editor admitted having plotted to intercept phone messages left for royal aides.

The 39-year-old, who previously edited The Sun newspaper's Bizarre gossip column, will take up his new job as director of communications and planning on July 9. He said he was "delighted" to be joining David Cameron's team.

The party leader said: "Andy is a hugely experienced journalist. He will make a formidable contribution as a senior member of my team in building the most effective strategy and operation to win the next general election."

Coulson was regarded as a high-flier in Murdoch's newspaper empire before his resignation in January.

The former Royal Editor, Clive Goodman, was jailed for four months for listening to mobile voice mail messages left for the press secretary of Prince Charles and two officials who worked for Princes William and Harry.

Coulson was cleared of any wrongdoing by the Press Complaints Commission, which said neither he, nor anyone else at the paper, was aware of Goodman's illegal activities.

acrobat, Thursday, 31 May 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Coming soon

http://i2.digiguide.com/up//1184007600000-609038-TheWaronBritainsJews-1183392030569.jpg

The War on Britain's Jews?The War on Britain's Jews?
C4 Mon 9 July 2007, 8pm
Richard Littlejohn argues that antisemitism, once the preserve of the extreme right, now has a foothold among other sections of society.

acrobat, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link

haha -- i saw the trailer, and i was all 'welcome to 2002', and then it said PRESENTED BY RICHARD LITTLEJOHN!!! and i was all "DELETE CHANNEL 4".

That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Littlejohn:anti-semitism::K-Punk:class war

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 08:09 (sixteen years ago) link

you couldn't make it up. i was so angry i put my foot through a yamulkah and sent the bill to ken livingstone.

acrobat, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 08:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Trust Littlejohn to take a stand against bigotry.

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 08:14 (sixteen years ago) link

What if the Jew was also a prostitute though, huh? DILEMMA FOR LILJON

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 08:17 (sixteen years ago) link

i wish i'd seen it, kind of.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 08:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Was he sporting any Spurs merch?

DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 09:56 (sixteen years ago) link

"women who worked as Jews, and also prostitutes"

That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 09:58 (sixteen years ago) link

For the first ten minutes all he said was "You've got an ology, you're a scientist!"

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 09:58 (sixteen years ago) link

i saw it, it didn't seem too bad altho the biggest issue of where criticism of Israel becomes anti-semitism wasn't nailed (un-nailable perhaps).

the footage of the MPAC (or whatever they were called) dude goading the Labour woman after she lost her seat was extraordinary.

blueski, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Hmmm, that might explain this...
http://www.mpacuk.org/content/view/3837/34/

I watched a bit but really his tone is unbearable.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 11:58 (sixteen years ago) link

'non-violent Jihad' has made my day already.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 12:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Thing was itv had an indepth expose of SKINS PARTIES on at exactly the same time. Apprently teenagers are using "MYSPACES" to advertise house parties leading to "DRUG CRAZED VANDAL GATECRASHERS". The best thing was all teh reconstructions. Kinda like the trailers for Skins as reimagined by 999 Lifesavers.

acrobat, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 14:26 (sixteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Apropos of nothing, here's hoping James Delingpole gets clawed by a polar bear.

And also that's he's got Google Alerts set up for his name, and that he reads this, the silly troll.

James Mitchell, Monday, 22 March 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

ooh having been reading the Standard recently, smh @ matthew d'ancona, ffs @ sam leith and LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ sarah sands

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Monday, 22 March 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link

liz jones II: quicksands of destiny

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Monday, 22 March 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link

they're all ex telegraph xp

nakhchivan, Monday, 22 March 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

then there's bright and bubbly probably-quite-liberal new face of london journalism rosamund urwin, who went to westminster school and probably rode that for all it was worth to get a media career

loooool nah well done her, she's not the worst

sarah sands actually made me cry with laughter recently though. awesome levels of batshit.

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Monday, 22 March 2010 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link

does anyone pay attention to these dismal hacks anyway

srsly try using her name as yr display name for three weeks and it will be top 5 in her google results

nakhchivan, Monday, 22 March 2010 23:10 (fourteen years ago) link

it's the way dom passantino would have wanted it ;_;

i think i'll just mention sarah sands a lot on this thread. sarah sands is a hilarious chip-on-shoulder tory who can't construct an argument without coming across as laughable! sarah sands attempted to eke out her own edifice of influence upon the london print media and ended up discarded at the bottom of a thousand empty rail carriages! sarah sands!

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Monday, 22 March 2010 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link

James Delingpole cuts such a ridiculous figure that if I didn't know better I would assume he was a work of satire. Still, every time I see him I'm comfoted by the fact that even I could beat him up.

Matt DC, Monday, 22 March 2010 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link

He's such a parody that he must have Chris Morris' hand up his bum.

James Mitchell, Monday, 22 March 2010 23:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Sands clings desperately to 'her' surname despite being married to Julian Sands for approximately five seconds. I don't think the shoulder-chip is Tory but it is still living in the '80s.

ned ragú (suzy), Monday, 22 March 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^at times like this, suzy proves her worth ;)

NOW DO D'ANCONA.

LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Monday, 22 March 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

hahahahahahaha Sarah Sands reduced me to hysterics again last week

basically the old bat had withdrawn cash from an oxford st atm and then walked off without the cash, turned to see a woman fleeing into the crowd and the cash gone

ok at this point lol you got played

but then mad sands decides to play her ZING HAND - as the police hadn't been interested (lol) she has a proposal for whoever owns the CCTV footage (lolololol): give it to her and she'll put it on Youtube to *publicly shame* the opportunist

you heard that right, it'll be on youtube where everyone can point and laugh at the swift work of a passer-by, and take the side of a wronged batshit harridan. oh wait

lllljjjj (acoleuthic), Thursday, 8 April 2010 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link

OMG @ Delingpole on the Alex Jones show. Spoiler: his views on the NHS make Daniel Hannan sound sane:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV3HW3lztKc

He's a proper "one world government" fruitloop, too.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 11 April 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Unless he's just on a wind-up, of course.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 11 April 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

He's a proper "one world government" fruitloop, too.

did not realize he'd turned trot...

alpha zingdog (history mayne), Sunday, 11 April 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

king wolfowitz in reverse

nakhchivan, Sunday, 11 April 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

LOL Delingpole wot a legernd

Some of my best friends are gay — but now I can go one better than that: one of them is HIV positive. ‘But that’s brilliant news!’ I told my friend when he spilled the beans the other day. ‘Now I can go round claiming victim cred by association. And if anyone makes an Aids joke I can be, like, seriously offended and put on a solemn voice and say: “Actually, you know, if you had an HIV positive friend like I do...”.’ My friend agreed that being HIV positive was a very handy thing to be, in this respect. But on further consideration, we decided it would have carried more victim cred weight in the days before anti-retroviral drugs when a) it was a death sentence; and b) being gay won you many more oppressed-minority brownie points.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/columnists/all/5911923/most-gay-men-have-realised-that-the-oppressed-victimhood-party-is-totally-over.thtml

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

iirc delingpole is against the nhs? good luck obtaining anti-retroviral drugs without it (unless, of course, as delingpole's friend probably is, given delingpole's sub-wauvian nob-worship, and assuming he exists, you're rich).

Norway, that's where I'm a viking! (history mayne), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Delingpole really does have a knack for making the red mist descend. His trolling lunacy aside, he's just a bad fucking writer and his attempts at humour are embarrassing. If he didn't peddle this epater-les-libtards bullshit he wouldn't get any work at all.

gotanynewsstory? (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

I kinda understand why Liz Jones is Liz Jones now

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-398998/How-feminism-destroyed-real-men.html

holy. freaking. shit.

she vajazzled....and forgot! (acoleuthic), Saturday, 31 July 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

All western women need to spend a few months living in the middle east or south America to see how well they have things in the west.

- Graham, London UK, 04/8/2006 12:37

the crucible of easily debunked e-mail fwds (stevie), Saturday, 31 July 2010 08:26 (thirteen years ago) link

The female orgasm is the natural mechanism by which men assert dominion over women: a man who appreciates this can negotiate whatever difficulties arise in his relationships with them.

Last Christmas, my wife threw me out after discovering I'd been cheating on her. On the night we got back together, I made strong, passionate love to her. Unfaithful as I'd been, I was not going to let her have me over a barrel for the rest of our marriage. I needed to keep a sense of self and not allow her to mire me in guilt and a desperate quest of forgiveness.

o_O to the max

ledge, Saturday, 31 July 2010 08:43 (thirteen years ago) link


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