What If... Young Money invented rap?

i'm not internationally known
but i'm known to rock.....SLY STONE

if u having girl problems i feel bad 4 you son
i got 99 problems...THE GREAT ONE

http://behindblondiepark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/wayne_gretzky.jpg

First things first man, you're fuckin' with the worst
I'll be stickin' pins... VOODOO CURSE

hahahaha

milk is chillin, giz is chillin
what more can I say? ... TOP BILLIN

in West Philadelphia, born and raised,
on the playground...POKEMON TRADE

Posessed with power, cowards will cower
Ducks we devour... PEKING SWEET AND SOUR

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Everybody go hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
If your girl starts acting up... JENNIFER ANISTON

I give up

who gets weaker? the king or the teacher?
it's not about a salary...MIAMI HEAT (uh!)

it was all a dream
i used to read...GRAPHEMES

Soul Train done lost they soul
Just call it Train...BORING POP/ROCK 'N ROLL

lol m bison bring very big lols to me

yeah for some reason changing "i used to read word up magazine" to just "i used to read" is so funny

I was trying to flip the humpty dance in a similar style but the best I could come up with was

I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like cupid,
I use a word... LITTLE JEW KID

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3260/3134600450_f8078e6a85.jpg

i'm retired from this thread because they take way too long to think up! just gon read y'alls now

haha, i was trying to do something with the Humpty Dance and getting nowhere too. "GRAPHEMES" is amazing

yes

ain't no time for hesitation, that only leads to incarceration
you don't know me... AWAITING FRIEND CONFIRMATION

On your mark, ready set let's go
Dance floor pro.... NIGEL LYTHGOE

What in the world is in that BAG, what you got in that BAG?
A couple a... GROCERIES

I'm the best mang...CHOLO GROOM
I deed it...FAMILY FARM

you claim to be a player but i fucked your wife
we bust on bad boys...MARTIN LAWRENCE IN 'LIFE'

it's all good from diego to the bay,
your city is the bomb.......... ENOLA GAY

rappin' the funky shit that's makin the sucka niggaz mumble
When I'm on the mic, it's like a cookie... TASTES PRETTY HUMBLE

errr...

id argue that a cookie wouldnt really taste humble? idk though

Ban kelpolaris

oh god what have i done

it's cool man rap is just beats and words

just rythmic talking, acc to jordan s iirc

you got trouble

right here in River City

shit is real in the skreets

you got trouble

― turn in yer badge (San Te), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 04:36 (7 hours ago) Permalink

right here in River City

― turn in yer badge (San Te), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 04:36 (7 hours ago)

With a capital 'T'... TITTY

really can't get over "...GRAPHEMES"

What in the world is in that BAG, what you got in that BAG?
A couple a... GROCERIES

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lol

two years ago a friend of mine
asked me to say.....NO MIME

shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yeah shimmy yay
gimme the mic.... KANYE

whoa i just googled the lyrics and apparently consensus is that it's "shimmy yam"???

wtf no way

lol at that one

enemies can't extort me
cuz Jay-Z bare arms...SHORT SLEEVES

always heard it as "shimmy yam" myself

why the hell would it be yam??

give me the mic so i can take it awam?

uh, isn't that just kinda inverting an actual jay line?

surf: it's already nonsense anyway

http://www.nataliedee.com/053005/a-yam.jpg

xp haha no the second one is "yam" not "yeah"

right, i thought that was the one we were talking about

I always hear Drake, often with the particular clunky inflection of "Last name 'Ever', first name 'Greatest'"

i actually imagine mine: first line sung by drake, second line rapped by drake

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Nowadays everybody wanna talk,
Like they got somethin' to say
But nothin' comes out... CONSTIPATE

Hear my favoritism roll "Oh"
Never be a brother...CALRISSEAN, LANDO

Every jam we play, we break two needles
There's three of us... CHARLIE'S ANGELS

Suckas on my jock when I walk down the block
I really don't care if you're jealous...BIG COCK

And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin'... MARS BARS

About to go and damn near went blind
Young n****s at the pad throwin' up...E COLI

I came in the door, I said it before ... ENCORE

I thought I hated all punchline rap and then I heard "Shooter" by clipping.

It's like a dream land, I can't lie, I've never been there
Maybe this is an experience...VEGAS, CLASSIC CHER!

1, 2, 3 and to the 4
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr Dre is at the door
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
Cos you know I'm bout to rip shit...BUTT

I'm sorry if you can't understand
But I need a radio...RADIO SHACK BRAND

Whenever she happens to walk by, why does the apple of my eye
Overlook and disregard my feelings...PEWDIEPIE

Once upon a time not long ago
When people wore pajamas... NIGHTCLOTHES