Yesterday's EastEnders

totally going to eat the pub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq8L7ADA7Pk&feature=related

I actually have an answer to this question from years ago on this thread:

slightly disappointing that eastenders uses "the bloke off of desmonds", "another bloke off of desmonds" and "bloke off of fresh prince" as seemingly the only three black actors over 50...

I read somewhere that this is because there are too few roles for black actors, so people drop out of acting early on and go and do other jobs, which means that there are genuinely far fewer non-white actors over 50 to choose from when you're trying to cast something.

I can't believe they burned out the Vic and didn't kill anyone. As someone on the Guardian comments section pointed out, this is the cleansing fire before the HD cameras move into a revamped set.

I can't believe they burned out the Vic and didn't kill anyone.

yeah, although I admire the audacity of having Phil be a crack-fuelled superman who seemed pretty much alright after wandering through raging fire, thick smoke, and the odd massive explosion, and getting crushed by half of the ceiling.

Just watching this now. How come Dot's allowed to smoke in the pub? And no-one has a mobile? Really? (Masood has just told Dot to go home and call the fire brigade)

Also, Barbara Windsor is a fucking terrible actress, good riddance.

I assumed Masood was partly doing that to get her out of there so there'd be one less person hanging around to deal with. I didn't notice that Dot was smoking in the pub, interesting. Maybe because it was a private party?

lol at phil on crack

Where did Peggy get all her costume changes from after the Vic burned down?

I think that gear had been at the dry cleaners. Billy handed it to her wrapped in plastic and on hangers. How she managed to keep her white jacket white while sitting in a sooty pub is beyond me, though.

New Lauren Branning is rubbish.

gave up on this ages ago, even the pub burning down was boring

Cosign on Lauren. EastEnders' ongoing attempts to engage with the Skins audience isn't getting any less cringeworthy, even if there is comic mileage in the Fatboy-Dot Cotton double act.

Oh ffs, really, another Moon cousin. With a SECRET (secret = he's shagged Kat, obv)

The last pair of Moon brothers were totally underused IMO, especially the psycho perv one who got shot in the head.

Aye, they just started getting good round about the time they were written out. This one is going to be terrible though, I can tell. And also, he's thingy from This Life that used to go out with Kira. Except grown up.

Really like Fat Boy.

I keep forgetting that New Lauren is Lauren, if that makes sense.

She actually looks a lot like the old Lauren, except about a foot taller and with a totally different voice and personality. I can see why they replaced her, it's a bit difficult to do proper teen stories with an actress who still looks like she's about 12.

I really liked that old Lauren was a bit quiet and sensitive - not every teenage girl has to be a Rosie Webster minx waiting to happen.

Supposed to be a new Ben and a new Lucy on the way too I think. Can't wait for New Ben.

I sort of appreciate that they didn't even change the actress when Rosie Webster underwent a complete personality transplant. But I wish sometimes they would just let soap kids grow up and give them storylines appropriate to their development (see Sophie Webster for perfect example of doing this properly).

I realise sometimes they do this because the kids don't want to be in the soaps any more, but when they axe them to bring in sexier older actors to change the character, just fuck off already. Get better writers.

(secret = he's shagged Kat, obv)

The look they gave each other suggested to me that he's the baby daddy.

Supposed to be a new Ben and a new Lucy on the way too I think.

Aw, I liked Ben. I suppose in keeping with the new BBC aesthetic (to be seen across not just Stenders, but Strictly too, he'll be some stubbly hunk with chesticles like rocks, even if he is only twelve or something.

I suppose all my cutting remarks about Lucy reminding me of Jimmy Carr are probably getting to them.

I thought I was dead clever and observant when I noticed Lucy = Jimmy Carr, but a quick google showed the entire internet had noticed before I did.

I really liked that old Lauren was a bit quiet and sensitive - not every teenage girl has to be a Rosie Webster minx waiting to happen.

She tried to kill her own father by running him down with a car. I think coherent character development went out of the window after that.

c&p'd from the Corrie thread I posted this in by mistake:

can we talk about Eastenders' Glenda turning into an uber-GILF and shagging her nephew, the ever-unnattractive Phil Mitchell, after letting Ian Beale think he was going to get his? She is fast becoming my current favourite soap character by a long way - between this and her leaving weed out for Carol Jackson to get stoned on, she is holding the show together. Not even Janine locking Ryan in a fridge, or Rosie Webster generally being amazing, is coming close.

Yeah, Glenda's pretty good really. Her character has changed a bit from when she first appeared.

I really liked the plot development of Carol having an affair with her son's friend Connor. It's a shame they've broken up already.

I'm a bit puzzled who owns the Queen Vic now? Wasn't it left to Roxy, so she could potentially sell it to solve her cash flow problems. But Alfie is paying rent for it to Phil?

I really liked the plot development of Carol having an affair with her son's friend Connor. It's a shame they've broken up already

Have they? That is a shame. I like Connor. And by "like" I mean "would objectify in the worst way".

No it was 'like' as in I thought it was a bold and interesting plot-line to have a devastated 40-something female sleeping with a much younger man - and interesting opportunity to play with other characters reactions to that.

Oh - I see I misread you - sorry.

Roxy signed it over to Peggy who then signed it over to Phil.

XP: I also liked the Carol/Connor relationship in the way you describe. Interesting to see Carol becoming so protective of one of Billy's friends, and of course it's always good to have the older woman/younger man relationship, just to remind people that it does happen.

Does Glenda actually like Phil or is she just trying to find out what's happening to Roxy's money?

Tamwar calling Stacey "babe" recently in an incredibly random, awkward tone was great acting/writing. I love little things like that. And Lauren's wtf giggles when she heard Billie had died.

I love Tamwar. I'm excited (within the context of Stenders, obviously) for a new Masood family storyline. Mas is my very favourite character, Tamwar a close second.

Great Glenda episode tonight...Party at Phil's new gaff with Glenda making both Phil and Ian uncomfortable as she's sleeping with both of them, getting drunk and speaking a few home truths.

Good clip of Glenda relaxing at home listening to Fleetwood Mac. Could just picture her rolling a few doobies and getting stoned to the Mac.

...and more...

This cot death/baby swap nonsense is fucking bleak, even by EastEnders standards.

Yeah - it's been pretty hard going. Really disappointed with Eastenders, as last year they had Archie's murder and the Indian wedding between Sayeed and Amira (really colourful episode).

This Xmas/New Year Corrie has been a lot better than EastEnders. Just caught up with yesterday's two episodes. Good stuff: with Tracey super-villain, the sexual tension between Sally and Tyrone etc.

Tracy is the worst thing in Corrie by miles (possibly only because Stape's been sidelined to accommodate her).

I did think for one long moment that Ronnie hadn't gone through with the swap when she wouldn't let Roxy into the room, but no, it's misery and bleakness all round with NO light relief at all (unless you count Masood and Zainab's bizarre mating "yes master" rituals).

worst thing in Corrie - coming up:

http://i1.cdnds.net/10/52/550w_soaps_corrie_tyrone_sally_kiss.jpg

Honestly I know tabloid hysteria is ridiculous and annoying but the cot death/baby stealing storyline is so depressing as to be borderline unwatchable.

The acting (esp. Jessie Wallace) has been terrific, but the storyline is harrowing as fuck. I don't even think I can bear to watch the "reveal" whenever they get round to it.

apparently they are rushing the reveal - the story was planned to go on for the whole of this year. i don't watch it though, it's a genuinely depressing show. every time i flick past it seems to be people screeching at each other and when they try to do comedy... o_O

Aware of the likely sensitivity around the issue, programme-makers had already made last-minute cuts to the New Year's Eve episode, including shots of a distraught Ronnie touching the cold hand of her dead baby, and Kat in blood-soaked pyjamas after her husband finds her haemorrhaging in her bed.

ffs.

oh, the quote was from http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jan/06/eastenders-complaints-cot-death

Is there a new person in charge or something? It does seem to have shifted from the awesome kind of miserable (whodunnits, serial killer priests) to just out and out miserable (baby stealing, mothers finding their children dead on the sofa).

I'm more amazed that they shunt things like Wall-E off onto BBC3 and/or starting at 10:00pm just so the 'larger' audience are available to watch this.

Aye, new bloke just taken over in the last year. ex-Hollyoaks big chief, apparently. Not that I watch Hollyoaks, but I believe they were quite big on sensational storylines in his reign as well.

xpost to Matt

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12134763

But BBC controller of drama production John Yorke told Radio 4's World At One programme that the job of the show's creators was to "create a drama that people talk about".

"What's cheering about this - and I do hear the concerns - is that everybody's talking about cot death and we're putting it back on the agenda, he added.

I know a couple of people who've lost babies who have found it impossible to watch this storyline, especially at New Year when people tend to get a bit weepy over lost family. It's such an unsympathetic angle to take as well, making the grieving mother a mad baby stealer.

Right, let's get it over with: yadda yadda what's on your i-pod: Adam Faith, "Someone elses baby"