He's got his shreveport motorcade hangin off his noseand his alabaster cummerbund's higher than a crow hes throwin strikes in a bowling alley bathroom stallman troll gas beany jim-jam
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 3 September 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Hmm, the early Sean Connery filmography can be fashioned in to Waits lyricshttp://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000125/
Dixon's on the green dock, a sailor of fortunechanged his name to Achmed for a blood money portionwas a Titanic deckhand on the night to rememberThere's no road back for the ladies of the manor
Hire an opera singer for the armchair theaterThe man who would be king doesn't want to meet herThe boy with the meat axe is standing aboveThe woman of straw and a woman in love.
― bendy, Friday, 3 September 2010 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link
well the seagulls are angels and the wind's a minuetand i been chased out of des moines by bent cops and bad debtsand the sunset's a hurdy-gurdy just crankin out regretsi told ya rosie, i'd do all i can
and the car won't turn over even with a skeleton keyyou know it hasn't seen service since robert e. leesaginaw or san diego , baby it's all the same to meman troll gas beany jim-jam.
― zvookster, Friday, 3 September 2010 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link
"When morning breaks, I'll fiddle the bean."
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
that's a really sad line
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
"Broken Leg Monsoon" would be a hell of a name for a tribute band.
― Everything You Like Sucks, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
Oft overlooked is the influence that Jim Morrison had over a young Tom Waits.
Well, I just got into town about an hour agoTook a look around, see which way the man trollGas beany jim-jam Hollywood bungalow
― how's life, Sunday, 15 May 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link
Six miles out of ShreveportI gave my necktie to the aftershave midgetYour Windsor knot isn't gonna save you now, son
― SlimAndSlam, Monday, 16 May 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link
Heart-o-gold hooker kickin' an old tin canDying
― hardcore dilettante, Monday, 16 May 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link
Smoke between your turkey legsThe guests were getting all the eggsHow do you tell a shrimp from a sherbet?Six-tenths of a bullet and the horse GiselleSwirling out his wishing wellIf the Irish were more Scottish, this place wouldn't smell
― Hideous Lump, Monday, 16 May 2016 02:52 (seven years ago) link
Giddy-up corndogRattlesnake and carbo-loadSidewalking seadogCut you in the harbour soakTwo-faced mackerel monkeyCan o'worms for leggy junkieTwo-miles stone your quarterCircus master hobble-daughterA side of beef dirty thiefGone off tin of hamMan troll gas beany jim-jam
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 22:12 (seven years ago) link
this could easily go to the ilx dreams thread as well but i had a dream where i was singing made-up waits songs deep into the night and everyone yelled at me for keeping them up. i said they kept me up all night too, with their mandolin playing, but they said that was different because their music was good and waits was a hack that anyone could easily copy so to prove them wrong i challenged them to a waits-off. i won, because it was my dream, with a frank's wild years spoken-word style groove:
old beans mcginty lived in a shoe boxunderneath the 5th street bridgehe'd been a night porter on the chesterfield line, back in the dayswhen a man could get his bow tie shined for a nickelthe wind those days was a terrible machinethat blew dust and bad news up your nosewhen it wasn't bringing the rain
― slugbuggy, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link
not saying that's actually good, but in the dream it slayed.
― slugbuggy, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link
Convincing!
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link
Sailin my ship made a OkiesIt's a dust bowl will never touch downCause my Beany jim-jam next ta Pokey'sAlready soaked up the last round.
― dow, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link
Cling clang steamboatWilly-silly Billy GoatStinkin like a sailorOn a broken whiskey railroadHat boom circus-dircus freak bone manMan troll gas beany jim-jam
― your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Monday, 18 March 2024 13:05 (one month ago) link
Saginaw Pete is alone at lastIt happened too late but it happened too fastAngelita's shacked up with some jailbird choloMan troll gas beany honkin' on bobo
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 18 March 2024 13:47 (one month ago) link
The railyard's dark and the boxcar's coldHis blood's running hot but his bones is oldHis heart's hard and dull like an old lost coinHe was honkin' on bobo all the way to Des Moines
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 18 March 2024 14:11 (one month ago) link