Is the Guardian worse than it used to be?

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Yeah obviously

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link

When you loaded a game the stupid C64 tape machine didn't even make an awesome noise

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Well yeah quite:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ill-try-anything-with-a-detached-air-of-superiorit,10679/

― Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 September 2010 13:10 (2 seconds ago)

Ha yeah but the comments kinda give lie to that. Some bored civil servants ardently responding to a livebloggah detailing the voodoo coronation of the Chelmsford Ceaucescu's fluoresecent fuckbuddy and one of Business Lunch's foremost alumni. So it cuts across class lines I guess.

no time for the prussian death cult (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Chaki Egg

Neggin' you crapative (NickB), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Matt Dizzy

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Albatman

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Albatman: The Caped Crusader

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Albatman: The Movie

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:24 (thirteen years ago) link

xhuxk e. egg

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:24 (thirteen years ago) link

HI DERE Encounter

(It was that or Dan HI DERE: Pilot of the Future)

vampire headphase (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Super Cars-mody

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:29 (thirteen years ago) link

PineFoxx Fights Back

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Didn't they have any other sources of meaning in their lives in the 1980s apart from Spectrum games?

no time for the prussian death cult (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:31 (thirteen years ago) link

racist indie stars

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:31 (thirteen years ago) link

DG's Quest for Tires

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Didn't they have any other sources of meaning in their lives in the 1980s apart from Spectrum games?

The life and career of Normski

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:33 (thirteen years ago) link

My 80s was basically first third = footie down the park, second third = SPECCY SPECCY SPECCY, third third = ACIEEEEED, occasional uni tutorial

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Some crossover between thirds

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:35 (thirteen years ago) link

That good old acid + football combination.

Neggin' you crapative (NickB), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:37 (thirteen years ago) link

just going to interrupt to harrumph over a lil bit of dumbing down: "The tea fields of Ceylon [as Sri Lanka was then known in the UK] are as true a monument to courage as is the lion at Waterloo."

why not put "[the battle not the station derp]"?

*goes out to buy telegraph*

i am legernd (history mayne), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Presumably the writer or the sub was frightened that using the historically appropriate name might make the readership get a bit testy.

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link

The lion at Waterloo

Sounds like a pub to me. What lion anyway?

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:45 (thirteen years ago) link

i *think* it's outside the entrance that leads sort of diagonally on to the concourse?

i am legernd (history mayne), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Napolion Bonapurrte

Neggin' you crapative (NickB), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:47 (thirteen years ago) link

lol actually this has opened a whole can of worms... the waterloo lion (the one at the station, not the one on the battleground), was MOVED in 1966 (a few years before sri lanka was so named) to somewhere NEAR waterloo station

i am legernd (history mayne), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:48 (thirteen years ago) link

You confused me by making it seem as if there were lions present at the Battle of Waterloo, led around on chains by Mamelukes no doubt

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:50 (thirteen years ago) link

you mean the stone lion that's now on westminster bridge?

http://www.moodmapper.com/idx_result.asp?mood=199&place=113

never heard of the lion brewery before tbh

ledge, Monday, 6 September 2010 12:54 (thirteen years ago) link

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lJclA8pn1kw/TDSZqQWDlVI/AAAAAAAADnY/LK0blzwi14M/s1600/lion+waterloo.jpg

not sure what it represents, exactly. not 'what a tragic waste of life' tho, clearly!

i am legernd (history mayne), Monday, 6 September 2010 12:54 (thirteen years ago) link

King William I of the Netherlands ordered the construction of this monument in 1820, to commemorate bravoury of his son, the prince of Orange, who was wounded here during the battle.

another typical monpolisation of history by the ruling classes then.

ledge, Monday, 6 September 2010 12:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Can tell it's a Dutch lion and not an English one by the way it has expertly trapped that cannonball with its paw

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Monday, 6 September 2010 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link

ha

i am legernd (history mayne), Monday, 6 September 2010 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link

nice

no time for the prussian death cult (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 September 2010 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link

A+ tom

k¸ (darraghmac), Monday, 6 September 2010 13:08 (thirteen years ago) link

ilx for beginners really

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Thursday, 9 September 2010 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

So sang Steven Patrick Morrissey in the unbearably sad I Know It's Over, from an album titled The Queen Is Dead – the Smiths' masterpiece, released in 1986.

Lot of background filling there. Reads like Dan Brown.

pissky in the jar (onimo), Friday, 10 September 2010 09:41 (thirteen years ago) link

what a dreadful piece...so lacking in actual points. and the final insult, indie is too white cos people didn't want to go and see GORILLAZ

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 10 September 2010 09:45 (thirteen years ago) link

99% Caucasian males, limply strumming away, in endless tribute to the same old white-bread influences.

That reminds me, I haven't been to a folk gig in a while

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Friday, 10 September 2010 09:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Why do I read the comments on Guardian articles? :(

or maybe

Why do I read the comments on Guardian articles? :(

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 10 September 2010 09:52 (thirteen years ago) link

so few people seem interested in the creative cross-pollination it might inspire

If the creative cross-pollination it inspires sounds like the Gorillaz then they're right not to be interested.

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Friday, 10 September 2010 09:54 (thirteen years ago) link

John Harris has been blinded on the road to Damascus and all you miserable gits can do is mock him.

Shit Cat and Party (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 September 2010 09:59 (thirteen years ago) link

fuckim i'm sure he's got private health

k¸ (darraghmac), Friday, 10 September 2010 10:04 (thirteen years ago) link

In keeping with his catholic tastes, Albarn – a passionate fan of the music of west Africa – was performing alongside Bobby Womack, the rap trio De La Soul, and Snoop Dogg

Didn't know Snoop was Cameroonian tbh

Shit Cat and Party (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 September 2010 10:07 (thirteen years ago) link

didn't know albarn was catholic tbh

k¸ (darraghmac), Friday, 10 September 2010 10:08 (thirteen years ago) link

the rap trio De La Soul

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Friday, 10 September 2010 10:11 (thirteen years ago) link

that explains that snoop dogg track about always going to half five mass on a sunday because your parents would forget you hadn't been

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 10 September 2010 10:11 (thirteen years ago) link

C'mon, Albarn wrote a song called "Popescene" ffs

Shit Cat and Party (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 September 2010 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link

popescene but not heard

k¸ (darraghmac), Friday, 10 September 2010 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link

might take harris more seriously if he sorted out his shit 1978 grange hill haircut

anyway don't read the comments, don't read the comments, aaaaaaaaargh i read the comments

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Friday, 10 September 2010 11:36 (thirteen years ago) link

jesus...can't stand kira cochrane, it's like she sat down one day and realised she had nothing to write about so would beat the drum for the most obvious takes on "women's issues" imaginable...

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 10 September 2010 11:39 (thirteen years ago) link


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