New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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new itunes logo looks exactly like columbia logos from the 60's:

http://www.pinkfloydarchives.com/Discog/UK/LP/Piper/Piper1/labels.jpg

akm, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

the new ipod nano!: in return for your trade-off of screen size, a scroll wheel, radio, and portable video device... we give you the ability to clip it onto your collar! now you can *show* people that you're listening to an ipod - that, you sir, are a trendsetter. wait, that's not all! we now give you *multi-touch*! in the rare occurence that you actually need more than one finger - albeit fit more than one finger - onto our *crisp* tiny ass screens, you will be able to listen to more animal collective: with two fingers! with two fingers! apple mac comput0rz: we r the fucher.

lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link

spellcheck: video recording device. the current one i think still plays videos. or not.

lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

tears of laughter

max, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

a 'polarising' view

always be cozen (dayo), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link

you know there's an apple hate thread, right?

dan selzer, Thursday, 9 September 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah why are you reading this thread?

cutty, Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link

i want the attention!

lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

you got 51 problems but a mac aint one

always be cozen (dayo), Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link

RIP kelpolaris -- he'll be looking over us, clutching his Dell tightly

markers, Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link

have i been sb'd??? faaaaakkkk

lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link

yah, just now

jeff, Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Just seen Gruber backpedal past my window:

In particular, we are relaxing all restrictions on the development tools used to create iOS apps, as long as the resulting apps do not download any code. This should give developers the flexibility they want, while preserving the security we need.
http://www.apple.com/pr/library/2010/09/09statement.html

James Mitchell, Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link

In addition, for the first time we are publishing the App Store Review Guidelines to help developers understand how we review submitted apps. We hope it will make us more transparent and help our developers create even more successful apps for the App Store.

finally!

snrub-n-tug (s1ocki), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

does anyone have an explanation for Ping? i'm just baffled

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Seems to have all the commercialism of itunes plus all the utility of mobile me

mh, Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link

apparently Ping is better suited for iTunes ON IPHONE - shame none of the bands or friends I actually care about are on it.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link

ya ping looks terrible. like seems to totally misunderstand social networking stuff.

snrub-n-tug (s1ocki), Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

lol gruber

caek, Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

apple have never really got social networking (or "the web" for that matter) but the network effect of ping is going to be pretty fierce

caek, Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

10' Macbook, please:

Apple will be holding a media event titled “Back to the Mac” on October 20. The invitation seems to indicate that the focus of the meeting will be on/around Mac OS X 10.7 — maybe to be called “Lion”? — and the Mac.
http://www.boygeniusreport.com/2010/10/13/apple-holding-back-to-the-mac-event-on-october-20/

James Mitchell, Thursday, 14 October 2010 07:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Ten feet? That's a little large.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 14 October 2010 09:23 (thirteen years ago) link

So I can print out my coupons:

http://imgur.com/ZaLWI.jpg

James Mitchell, Thursday, 14 October 2010 09:28 (thirteen years ago) link

got a magic mouse for my birthday, it's a marvel, well done apple

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Thursday, 14 October 2010 10:45 (thirteen years ago) link

got my apple tv today, quite nice. this is my first experience with streaming netflix, a bit pixely, probably my bandwidth which is absolutely shitty. nice to finally get around to streaming my itunes library to the stereo, a bit overwhelming, I guess I should really fix those tags. $99 well spent considering all the CDs have to be in storage now (and if I can stand it, sold)

akm, Saturday, 16 October 2010 05:05 (thirteen years ago) link

also, it bears stating again, that there are few things as satisfying and opening and unwrapping new apple products.

akm, Saturday, 16 October 2010 05:05 (thirteen years ago) link

stream's on

markers, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link

what is twitter saying?

caek, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Apple jumps on the letterpress bandwagon.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Finally we have a new low; lower than the iDVD templates keynote.
iPhoto: look I can email a photo now.

stet, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link

DIRECTLY FROM IPHOTO!

schwantz, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/coAYrOvWlxM?fs=1&start=29&;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/coAYrOvWlxM?fs=1&start=29&;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

schwantz, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

unlike anything I've seen a computer do before.

posting for godot (cozen), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coAYrOvWlxM&start=29

schwantz, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

they're going to demo them all aren't they

/kills self

posting for godot (cozen), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

AUDIO LEVEL ENVELOPES!

schwantz, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Can now output audio to Edison Wax Cylinder.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link

This is deeply underwhelming. New toys, pls.

scotstvo, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

guys im bored

george pimpton (s1ocki), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link

it would be more fun to go through ilx themes.

stet, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

im debating one of those Itv things. But then i realized with my direct tv receiver i can use software like playon and get the same sexy results, for free.

thebingo2010 (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i54.tinypic.com/2yoc28z.gif

markers, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't like where this is going.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

iPad features we'd like to bring back to the Mac: Multi-touch gestures, App Store, App Home screens, full screen apps, auto save, auto resume when launching

caek, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

uh oh

caek, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i51.tinypic.com/2rrqyhe.gif

markers, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

"not the only place to get apps but the best place"

caek, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

oh man

caek, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

it's a smart move

markers, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link


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