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it's pronounced queue.

― ian, Monday, 14 May 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

king kitty

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

resolved?

― ian, Monday, 14 May 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i.e. if he finds volleyball players attractive, you're for it.

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 1:51 PM (4 minutes ago)
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Louis: just out yourself already.

-- g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 1:52 PM (3 minutes ago)
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hi!

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 1:54 PM (1 minute ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

oh come on, how could i have made it more obvious?

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

did someone mention me?

― King Kitty, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

we dont care about u.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

me either

― King Kitty, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

oh come on, how could i have made it more obvious?

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 1:59 PM (54 minutes ago)

Just got Popped.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:54 (seventeen years ago) link

capital P.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:55 (seventeen years ago) link

J/K KK

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i want u to write that poppage thredd
when the big moment happens little dude
godspeed

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:06 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread hasn't solved shit

― jaxon, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

he got popped during his hiatus

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:16 (seventeen years ago) link

my hiatus got popped before. hurt like the dickens.

― remy bean, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:24 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry grady, i'm just way too sensitive! i'll try to chillax and get over myself... what does being "Popped" mean? did it happen to me? did I like it? btw my names Django. some of you might know me from a while ago. I see a few familiar names here and there. otherwise, hello nice to meet you all!

― King Kitty, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:27 (seventeen years ago) link

He got popped in the hiatus?

― Trayce, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

cio "chillax"

― David R., Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:18 (seventeen years ago) link

hiatus = menstrual period of ponce Britisher schoolboys

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:21 (seventeen years ago) link

no google for "manstruation"

― remy bean, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

give it time

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:26 (seventeen years ago) link

on male menstrual training:

Tampons can be very dangerous inside the anus. They can dry the
area and adhere to the sensitive tissue therein, and can cause
damage and permanent harm.

Tampons are designed to be inserted into the vagina which is
usually a naturally moist and lubricating area. They are usually
inserted when the area is producing a flow for the Tampons to
soak up. They were not designed to be inserted into the anus.

There is the also the risk of the Tampon being lost up there.

Why take risks? I strongly suggest using something non
absorbent like a small butt plug for insertion to simulate a
Tampon, and that you secure it to something on the outside to
prevent it being lost internally.

In this way the simulation of inserting something need not
endanger the health and safety of the submissive, or result in
embarrassing visits to the hospital.

sincerely,
Christine

― King Kitty, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I still don't know what "popped" means...what was this thread about?

― King Kitty, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Louis is now Post Pop.

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 10:53 (seventeen years ago) link

was there a thread?

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 10:57 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

some dude
who dat?

― carne asada, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

some dude

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link

louis is now prosti-pop

― and what, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link

http://benwardle.blogspot.com/

Dude apparently invented "tl;dr"

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 19 June 2008 13:54 (fifteen years ago) link

btw stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics, what was your old login name?

― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 20 June 2008 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link

lex pretend

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 20 June 2008 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link

howell huser

― banriquit, Friday, 20 June 2008 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link

is veronaintheclub a longtime poster?

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 26 June 2008 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link

i hope she will be!

― and what, Thursday, 26 June 2008 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link

in this cluuuuuuuuuuuub

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 June 2008 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

FAX ME = ?

― gr8080, Saturday, 30 August 2008 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link

justen

― jergins, Saturday, 30 August 2008 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Valentine heart candy username fad!

― Dan I., Saturday, 30 August 2008 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link

who is "ice craem"

― The Reverend, Sunday, 31 August 2008 00:49 (fifteen years ago) link

jhoshea yes?

― Upt0eleven, Sunday, 31 August 2008 00:51 (fifteen years ago) link

― jergins, Sunday, 31 August 2008 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link

strgn

-- dmr, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:39 (1 year ago) Link

― sleep, Monday, 1 September 2008 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link

hey--

i keep trying to change my name from 'strgn' to something else via popular e-mail channels but nothing comes through, and i'm tired of being mistaken for jessica harvell, so could a mod please kindly change my name to 'matt p' or show a kind fellow how to do so?

thanks in advance,
matt p

-- strgn, Friday, 29 August 2008 06:07 (4 days ago) Link

― The Yellow Kid, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 00:25 (fifteen years ago) link

jessica r.i.p. ;(

― bnw, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 04:00 (fifteen years ago) link

so strgn was Perpetua all along

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 07:23 (fifteen years ago) link

I am eternally the spectre of ancient baltimore heathen God Jessica Harvell. Jessica, What Shall I Do to Free Myself from your Chains of Shit-Stained Music Criticism?
Release the Twelve (Or Whatever) Sold-out Snakes From your Glorious Head of Bloated Alcoholism and Let Them Roam the Eternal Chasms of My Intestines. There they will find Nothing! And They Will Rot in Eternal Happiness While I sleep!!!
-- strgn, Friday, August 29, 2008 4:08 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Makes about as much sense as anything else on ILX...

― snoball, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link

That sort of gives voice to my feelings on Jess. Why do people like this white guy so much.

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:32 (fifteen years ago) link

The only thing that makes his music writing readable is 'hey, it's jess'.

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:34 (fifteen years ago) link

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