best animal friends

She pushed an old typewriter case off the top of the kitchen cupboards at 6am today. Thank god there was no typewriter in it.

haha but that is what cats do! i've never had a cat that i haven't said 'bad cat!' at a thousand times
but i like cats

She is bad but she is also V V V V V V BORED and there's only so much I can do with a catnip mouse and a laser pointer. She needs a world to explore.

Basically if I'm not actively feeding her, petting her, or holding something over her head for her to mangle, she cries. Continuously. I think I am going to be the mother who shakes the baby because I'm about to put the cat in the (unlit) oven to muffle the noise.

lol dr ben is so much better than all other cats

should I post the one of him standing up again?

http://www.wackyarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/00cwapa4.jpg

I like Dr Ben.

i bitch about my cat messing shit up too, but it comes from a place of love.

how old is bitch cat?

I do not love her enough, that's for sure. Also I am creeped out that I am her whole world, I don't WANT to be anything's whole world and what it would say about me if I enjoyed that seems worrisome.

She's...I dunno, maybe 6 mos? Still young.

"YOU WILL LOVE ME BECAUSE I AM ALL YOU WILL EVER KNOW BWAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHHAAHAHHA"

yeah, she'll chill out when she's older.

If she lives that long.

xp to danbunny: that's not a dog, it's a Fraggle.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2129/2263538073_c867e5fb85.jpg

WELCOME TO MY HOUSE!

CAT #1: Drags the towel away from the drafty door and does his weird little "dance" on it.

CAT #2: Is bulimic and drools and chases after things that aren't there.

CAT #3: Is a complete diva who is famed for her cobra bites.

DOG #1: Shits on the floor.

BABY #1: Continues to throw remote controls onto the floor and under the sofa.

I think you'll find you left out dog #2. (I thought there were two?)

My childhood home was exac the same except assume 4 kids of varying ages. On the other hand, all creatures that misbehaved got thrown outside to cool their heels. Including me, once, in January, without shoes on.

If I throw this cat outside it's going to be into the middle of Driggs Ave.

Just one dog. She gets thrown outside when she does something bad.

The cats are too fast for us to catch.

Are you saying Cat #1 has a towel-girlfriend?

Yes. Not sure if it's a girlfriend though.

http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/02/27/australia.snake.ap/art.snake.dog.ap.jpg

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/02/27/australia.snake.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

chimp rides subway AND HAS PET DOG! http://youtube.com/watch?v=3T_U7i8iDHw

cat seducing dog http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEA0vmpFSX4

http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/02/27/australia.snake.ap/art.snake.dog.ap.jpg

the 'after' pic of the kid from upthread with his snake pal

In my experience cats are happy if you let them go outside.

happiER, I mean.

that is true

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/05/03/wdog03.xml&sSheet=/news/2006/05/03/ixworld.html

But he has repeatedly complained about the Danes' lack of willingness to accept him.

lol

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/geronimo.gif

love hurts :-/

aw shit :-(

hope he's OK

came here to post something happy

we put a bell on ms little's collar; now i am playing live sun ra really loud and she's dancing around the living room, playing along

http://www.dailypets.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/kittenandguineapig.jpg

http://i31.tinypic.com/v83bfd.jpg

http://lh4.google.ca/abramsv/R5LLsUKUrWI/AAAAAAAAEek/0itarGQ2zRE/s1600-h/2076454185_49c03eee14_o.jpg
http://lh5.google.ca/abramsv/R3AenEKUctI/AAAAAAAABro/OuBd8JBrOL0/s1600-h/37307505ffa68c59e5769062651f1bcd_full.jpg

they are neighbors :D

http://tinyurl.com/6qfb77http://tinyurl.com/4zzmhp

what in the hell why don't my pics work

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/2785/10noregretsmf4.jpg

http://www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/playground/Playground.htm

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q256/defusedradio/1202400226554.jpg

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

YEAH RIGHT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr-oIagxIqM

Also: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-512657/Starring-horse-riding-lions-Sickest-Show-Earth.html
pulling lion teeth is not cool

LOL!
their faces!
xpost

oh :(

that article is pretty heavy on the clueless china-bashing editorializing but this:

The country which gave you bears riding bikes now proudly presents ... lions and tigers on horseback.

LISTEN, BEARS HAVE BEEN RIDING BICYCLES AS LONG AS THERE HAVE BEEN BICYCLES.

And it has very little to do with the people putting on the act being Chinese and absolutely everything to do with them being carnies.