What If... Young Money invented rap?

always heard it as "shimmy yam" myself

why the hell would it be yam??

give me the mic so i can take it awam?

uh, isn't that just kinda inverting an actual jay line?

surf: it's already nonsense anyway

http://www.nataliedee.com/053005/a-yam.jpg

xp haha no the second one is "yam" not "yeah"

right, i thought that was the one we were talking about

oh, that was to whiney n/m

yeah rev i guess it is

Soul Train done lost they soul
Just call it Train...BORING POP/ROCK 'N ROLL

― michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Thursday, August 19, 2010 8:57 PM Bookmark

ain't no time for hesitation, that only leads to incarceration
you don't know me... AWAITING FRIEND CONFIRMATION

― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Thursday, August 19, 2010 10:53 PM Bookmark

These two are underrated imo.

hahaha agreed, those are both great

This is a really great thread because the challenge is just so hard that in general I think nobody contributes unless they have something awesome, it's hard to be lazy about it!

Trap goin' ham
We got pies...MCDONALDLAND

I knew I was the man with the master plan
Make you wiggle and jiggle...KIM KARDASHIAN

I can take a phrase that's rarely heard
Flip it...THE BIRD

this is difficult imo but I feel obligated to give it a shot

I can take a phrase that's rarely heard,
Flip it...BIRD

― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, August 18, 2010 11:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

Not so rarely heard it turns out!

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped... BIRD

lol

lols

if u having girl problems i feel bad 4 you son
i got 99 problems...THE GREAT ONE

― handel's messiah complex (m bison), Friday, August 20, 2010 1:29 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark

what i love most about this is how it makes 99 into an adjective

ah shit just thought of a better one:

Trap goin' ham
We got pies flyin'... WAM

btw, do you guys hear these in your head being done by the original artists, or basically does Drake's voice so totally suffuse grocery bag rap that every one of these punchlines acquires his listless, flat delivery?

I imagine everybody delivering the punchlines like the Beastie Boys, where 5 voices shout the words in caps

i actually imagine mine: first line sung by drake, second line rapped by drake

^^^^^^ this must be a painful exercise for u

I always hear Drake, often with the particular clunky inflection of "Last name 'Ever', first name 'Greatest'"

i actually imagine mine: first line sung by drake, second line rapped by drake

― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, September 22, 2010 4:10 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

Nowadays everybody wanna talk,
Like they got somethin' to say
But nothin' comes out... CONSTIPATE

Hear my favoritism roll "Oh"
Never be a brother...CALRISSEAN, LANDO

Every jam we play, we break two needles
There's three of us... CHARLIE'S ANGELS

Suckas on my jock when I walk down the block
I really don't care if you're jealous...BIG COCK

And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin'... MARS BARS

About to go and damn near went blind
Young n****s at the pad throwin' up...E COLI

I came in the door, I said it before ... ENCORE

I thought I hated all punchline rap and then I heard "Shooter" by clipping.

It's like a dream land, I can't lie, I've never been there
Maybe this is an experience...VEGAS, CLASSIC CHER!

1, 2, 3 and to the 4
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr Dre is at the door
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
Cos you know I'm bout to rip shit...BUTT

I'm sorry if you can't understand
But I need a radio...RADIO SHACK BRAND

Whenever she happens to walk by, why does the apple of my eye
Overlook and disregard my feelings...PEWDIEPIE

Once upon a time not long ago
When people wore pajamas... NIGHTCLOTHES