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congrats all

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 17 September 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Stevie and Kim WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CONGRATS HOMIES

a hoy hoy, Friday, 17 September 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

12 weeks knocked up with 2.0 aka Twiglet, due 9th June. Blimey!

Vicky, Thursday, 25 November 2010 10:58 (thirteen years ago) link

YAY VICKY BABY

wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 25 November 2010 10:59 (thirteen years ago) link

:) :) :)

Meg (Meg Busset), Thursday, 25 November 2010 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

six months pass...

hai guys is this board indexed lol

That can be dealt with, and big ups to you and yours aero!

what made my hamburger disappear (WmC), Friday, 3 June 2011 12:51 (twelve years ago) link

Yay! Congratulations!!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 3 June 2011 13:08 (twelve years ago) link

Wow congrats john!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 3 June 2011 13:24 (twelve years ago) link

been keeping it under wraps because I prefer not to talk about real life stuff @ work & it's a work-intensive spring & summer, but yeah...August! sooooo stoked

the first diaper is the hardest

until the first diaper after they eat a whole bowl of pickled onions at a restaurant

what made my hamburger disappear (WmC), Friday, 3 June 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

OMG AUGUST!? That's so soon!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 3 June 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

do you know the sex?

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 3 June 2011 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

xp I know! I can keep a secret when I have to! Mrs Whitford however is at the point where to keep this secret she'd have to make up some pretty outrageous stories tho! you guys I know everybody hates the pregnancy-is-mystical dude but I gotta tell you I am at a place where I wanna sculpt & worship terracotta figurines of my wife, it's so fuckin BOSS.

that middle-trimester sex drive YEAHHHHH

at least in our experience

what made my hamburger disappear (WmC), Friday, 3 June 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

congrats :)

call all destroyer, Friday, 3 June 2011 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

congrats!

tehresa, Friday, 3 June 2011 13:44 (twelve years ago) link

oh boy, congrats! (or, oh girl, congrats!)

remy bean, Friday, 3 June 2011 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

!

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Friday, 3 June 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

congratulations whitfords!

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Friday, 3 June 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

weeee! congrats!!!

Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, 5 June 2011 03:13 (twelve years ago) link

:) so happy for you aero

Z S, Sunday, 5 June 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

omg so many congrats!

free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Sunday, 5 June 2011 03:48 (twelve years ago) link

:D congratulations! plus also your <3 for mrs whitford is beautiful to behold.

estela, Sunday, 5 June 2011 04:12 (twelve years ago) link

o man welcome to the club dude

congrats and I hope you are jamming "new mama" on the regular

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Sunday, 5 June 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

congratulations

babies are great

diapers aren't that bad

congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 5 June 2011 04:29 (twelve years ago) link

I have a little bit of an advantage in having changed a whoooole lot diapers back in my hospital-working days, from babies to brain-injury patients to the elderly - I fear no diaper

do you own a Bristol stool chart y/n

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Sunday, 5 June 2011 04:35 (twelve years ago) link

fear not of man diapers because man must die babies must poop

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Sunday, 5 June 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

Each diaper is a new surprise. Henry pooped four times yesterday morning, each bigger than the last. Still, it beats his recent trick of pooping so much it bursts out of the top and bottom of his diaper and then he either crawls on you or wipes his booty against a wall or rolls all over the coffee table. boys.

Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, 5 June 2011 08:53 (twelve years ago) link

tell henry i said tsk.

estela, Sunday, 5 June 2011 09:23 (twelve years ago) link

xpost
That's also a good trick to get out of long meetings

Z S, Sunday, 5 June 2011 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit, congrats aero!

markers, Sunday, 5 June 2011 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

<3 aerocub

dayo, Sunday, 5 June 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

NSFW but oh so true:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqRh9IToskA

Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Monday, 6 June 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

estela i will do just that

WAIT

Isnt this NOW. Like RIGHT NOW.

12 weeks knocked up with 2.0 aka Twiglet, due 9th June. Blimey!

― Vicky, Thursday, November 25, 2010 4:58 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark

Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Thursday, 9 June 2011 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

Also I was looking on amazon for looking for pull apart brain models for Beeps to learn from and eventually fulfill my dream to be a neuroscientist (because thats what kids are for right?) When I found this little gem:

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5254/dnay.jpg

Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Thursday, 9 June 2011 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

WAIT

Isnt this NOW. Like RIGHT NOW.

It is! Overdue in fact, the scan brought due date forward two days. Not feeling very imminent though, feeling far too good to be going into labour in the near future!

Congrats aero!

Vicky, Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

yay! so excited for you!

Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

huzzah. babies are pure magic.

tylerw, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

have an awesome birth Vicky wow!!

one month passes...

twins, 40 wks will be late October, but all the pros say it'll be more like late September.

hey, congrats on superbabies! careful when they start picking up the furniture

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

With our first, the monochild, I was mildly envious of my wife's magical ability to gestate a human life from withing. But now, I get down on my knees every day and thank the universe for making me a dude.

home from work for the foreseeable, ready for the big day within the next few weeks, so many awesome emotions!

get lots of rest, luxuriate in sleep, and enjoy one another's company

congrats all! so in love with my kids; my five year old now speaks in outrageous accents of indeterminable ethnicity just like her daddy & it pleases me very much.

Euler, Sunday, 7 August 2011 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

having riotously funny dreams in what's supposed to be the last week before the blessèd event. last night dreamt that we were having a girl (we're not) and that my wife had her heart set on naming her "Instahoof"

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

Can't stop giggling at "Instahoof."

ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link


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