I mean whatever, those records are good.
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 September 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-11416654
I'm not sure that an Onion article is the right comparison, but... yeah.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 27 September 2010 12:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh lord, just came to post that.
RIP
― rammer jammer jan hammer (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 September 2010 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link
If only that dead dog had been a German shepherd
xxxxxxxxpost
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 27 September 2010 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Saw this had been revived and new it had to be the Segway dude.
― master of retardment (ENBB), Monday, 27 September 2010 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link
headlines wishin they were Onion headlines: Swanky new Vegas hotel’s ‘death ray’ proves inconvenient for some guests
― she's one intense bitch, she rides a unicycle (arby's), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
RIM Needs More Fart Apps, Not FewerAll Things Digital - 7 hours ago
― adamirl (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 September 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/30/us/30drug.html
Shortage of Widely Used Anesthetics Is Delaying Executions
― zvookster, Friday, 1 October 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00684/segway-anti-terror_684090n.jpg
― zvookster, Friday, 1 October 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
huge LOL
― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Friday, 1 October 2010 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Not partic Onion-y, but the newspaper somebody was reading a seat up from me on the bus last night had a headline "Wyden voted for stimulus, not ants". I was chucklin at that fr some reason.
― bear, bear, bear, Friday, 1 October 2010 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link
As prompted by buzza on the Los Angeles thread just now:
http://www.thisisbrandx.com/2010/10/five-things-la-could-learn-from-london.html
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I once got a sneaky blow job in London.Posted by: Pussyman | October 19, 2010 at 07:50 PM
Posted by: Pussyman | October 19, 2010 at 07:50 PM
― shart for shart's sake (unregistered), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Plus, even the American chains are better in Europe. H&M for instance.
― if, Thursday, 21 October 2010 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link
It must be true.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 October 2010 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Now we know what to put on the fourth plinth: a giant marble Pret sandwich. Hell, let's replace Nelson with a big old hoisin duck wrap.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Thursday, 21 October 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link
NBC Develops Winery-Set Supernatural Soap
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 November 2010 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
― Volvo Twilight (p-dog), Thursday, 11 November 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link
EU officials envy quality of US diplomatic cables
― peter in montreal, Friday, 3 December 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Some Egyptian officials blame the Mossad for the deadly shark attacks in Sharm El-Sheik last week:
http://english.ahram.org.eg/NewsContent/1/64/1343/Egypt/Politics-/Experts-shoot-down-theory-that-Israel-is-behind-sh.aspx
― StanM, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 09:24 (thirteen years ago) link
the new york times
― jeevves, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 10:11 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/07/digital-drugs/
― Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Saturday, 15 January 2011 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZcgUEkBIX0&feature=player_embedded#!
You can apparently get your digital fix here.
― I can't wait to understand these arguments! (R Baez), Saturday, 15 January 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link
H.R. 2: Repealing the Job-Killing Health Care Law Act
― another al3x, Saturday, 15 January 2011 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Still love this guy
http://images.forbes.com/media/commentary/jflint.jpg
― hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Saturday, 15 January 2011 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Officials fear bath salts are growing drug problem
― Alba, Monday, 24 January 2011 07:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Vice President Biden called for jury duty in Del.
(AP) – 1 hour ago
WILMINGTON, Del. (AP) — Joe Biden may be the nation's vice president, but that doesn't mean he can avoid fulfilling his civic duty.
Aides say Biden reported Monday morning for jury duty along with 100 others at the New Castle County courthouse in Delaware after receiving a jury summons.
"I don't consider myself different than any other person," Biden told The News Journal of Wilmington, Del. "This is important ... It is an honor to be a part of the system."
Biden and several Secret Service agents waited with other prospective jurors in the jury assembly room. During a break, staffers and security poured in from a side door to consult with the vice president. Biden said he had to make several calls on a secure telephone during the break, including one to President Barack Obama.
There was no word yet on whether Biden will be chosen to participate in a trial.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 24 January 2011 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link
"Where you from, honey? Elsmere? Oh yeah, I know a great place over there that serves the best wings… Oh, hold on."
*cups the receiver*
"It's the President…"
*Screensaver appears on display*
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 24 January 2011 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Jodi Bieber won the World Press Photo award for her picture of a Middle Eastern woman who was disfigured by the Taliban.
Headlines, mostly in Belgium and Holland, apparently, where they're only just discovering such childish click-attracting misleading tabloid tactics:
Bieber Wins World Press Photo
― StanM, Friday, 11 February 2011 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link
wrong thread!
SEO hall of fame
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 11 February 2011 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link
ahok, sorry
― StanM, Friday, 11 February 2011 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Okay it's been 15 minutes and I still haven't stopped laughing at this
You know what? We saved money. I lost weight. Gained energy. And my girlfriend and I, well, let's just say we had the whoopee time.
― frogbs, Friday, 11 February 2011 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Whoopee time is good, but the whoopee time is better.
― Evan, Friday, 11 February 2011 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link
is it like the cushion?
― StanM, Friday, 11 February 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Depends how much flab has been lost.
― Inevitable stupid dubstep mix (chap), Friday, 11 February 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link
It's funnier if you actually picture somebody saying it. The whole thing just reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv9qs5WVHS8
― frogbs, Friday, 11 February 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link
"We had the whoopee time" is impossible to imagine without some think foreign accent for me.
― Evan, Friday, 11 February 2011 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link
thick*
― Evan, Friday, 11 February 2011 23:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I think ilx needs a thread about that article alone; it's terrible on so many levels and yet perfect in its own way.
― frogbs, Monday, 14 February 2011 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2011/02/13/JP-SEARCH-2.html
http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2011/02/13/JP-SEARCH-2.html"Google’s spam cop, Matt Cutts, was not pleased about a campaign to make JCPenney.com seem more popular."
― hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2011/02/13/business/JP-SEARCH-2/JP-SEARCH-2-popup.jpg
"TSA was considering collecting DNA samples via Q-tip swab from the mouths of prospective airplane passengers. Steve Doocy pointed out how easy it would be to fake, saying 'all you gotta do is put someone else’s DNA in your mouth.'"
Will link a video when one shows up.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 04:48 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/03/110307130215.htm
― adamj, Thursday, 10 March 2011 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Holy shit! Oh man thats great.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Thursday, 10 March 2011 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link
this was posted on I Love Vinyl but deserves a wider audience imho: http://www.bostonherald.com/entertainment/arts_culture/view/20110322young_people_with_old_souls_prefer_records_to_cds/srvc=home&position=recent
"her delicate hand on diamond-tipped stylus"
― I only use this style of type when I choose it (DJ Mencap), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― VegemiteGrrl, Friday, 25 March 2011 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Between this and today's best piece of "rock criticism"
happy dadrock day, y'all.
― i have a hot bagel waiting for me in my bed so ill say this: (kkvgz), Friday, 25 March 2011 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link
lolling over these from that Herald article
She has a job, college plans, but also a peculiar passion for a 16-year-old: She’s a vinyl junkie.That’s right, analog
...her delicate hand on diamond-tipped stylus to spin from the dusty stash of records she found in the basement of her grandfather — yes, grandfather
"SAY WHAAA-?" (spits out coffee)
― VegemiteGrrl, Friday, 25 March 2011 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link
that's right, analog. and yes -- grandfather.
― omar little, Friday, 25 March 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link