this is the thread where you copy and paste whatever other posts on ilx made you laugh out loud

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also nice curtains etc
-- mark s (mar...), February 11th, 2003. (later)

-- mark s

You should have heard the gufaws issuing forth from my work area.

Don't Look Back In Anger While I'm Fucking You In The Ass (mr swygart)
can't get you out of my ass (geeta)
Last Night a DJ Fucked Me in the Ass (jody)
Stop Me If You Think I've Fucked You in the Ass Before (mel w)
I Am Trying To Fuck You in the Ass (doug)

-- Amateurist (amateurist@h) (webmail), February 10th, 2003 8:13 PM. (amateurist) (link)
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-- felicity (felicityredwell@) (webmail), February 10th, 2003 8:16 PM. (felicity) (link)
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-- felicity (felicityredwell@) (webmail), February 10th, 2003 8:16 PM. (felicity) (link)

-- Aimless (aimles...), February 10th, 2003.

I laughed out loud cause I found this so insulting both to gay people and serious geneticists.

Becky Lucas

-- Millar (tmilla...), February 11th, 2003

And they keep getting faster.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), February 11th, 2003 9:44 PM.

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And they are easily replaced by machines.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 11th, 2003 11:04 PM.

I think it's silly to play favorites when there are so many lovely dogs.

-- Paul Eater (list...) (webmail), Today 10:10 AM. (later) (eater) (link)

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I wonder if it was my old roommate Steve from Goulds, boy did he slobber.
-- Horace Mann (handsomishbo...), February 11th, 2003. (later)

So, I'm the only person on here that really likes the Dave Matthews Band, then?
-- Evan, February 11th, 2003. (later)

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No no no.. We all love him.
-- dave225, February 11th, 2003. (later)

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right. this is all constructive criticism here, we just want him to be EVEN BETTER. or better yet, something else.
-- Horace Mann, February 11th, 2003. (later)

"they're pretty much looking for what any critic might: tenderness, flavor, aroma etc. "
oops, I thought this was the "what do men want out of a relationship" thread!

-- Horace Mann

-- Mark C (boyincorduro...), Today 11:18 PM. (later)

That sounds like something from a gangster's handbook.
-- N

i wanted to be loved for being myself. now i dont give a shit.

-- donna (donnalorele...), Today 11:33 PM.

-- Bill E (bill_...), February 12th, 2003. (later)

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That would be hilarious.

-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 12th, 2003. (later)

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(for both parties)

-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 12th, 2003. (later)

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"Hello ILX, this is my date (please limit ravishing to five minutes each thx)."

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 12th, 2003. (later)

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"(and *I'll* deal with the double-penetration, thanks)"

-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 12th, 2003. (later)

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To anyone reading this thread out of context, that looks totally appalling.

-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 12th, 2003. (later)

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Isn't that the porno version of 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles'?
-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 11th, 2003.

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(the boat bits are boring)
-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 11th, 2003.

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It's Irish for 'Wine, women and song'.
-- Lara (lara_byrn...), February 11th, 2003.

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"PHWOAR LOOK AT THE KEEL ON THAT ONE"
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 11th, 2003.

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Shall I drop anchor for you Dan?
-- Lara (lara_byrn...), February 11th, 2003.

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"MY GOD YOU CAN SEE HER BARNACLES!"
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 12th, 2003.

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Shiver your timbers?
-- Lara (lara_byrn...), February 12th, 2003.

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"I'VE NEVER SEEN PORTHOLES LIKE THAT, I BET THEY'RE FAKE"
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 12th, 2003.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 11th, 2003.

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Yes, Dan, his name was John and apparently he later wrote a hit novelty song about the experience.
-- nabisco (--...), February 11th, 2003.

(from the "Why haven't I had my period" thread.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), Today 2:55 PM. (later) (Matt DC)

I think it would be even better if you walked up to a group of people already deep in conversation and said, "Pardon me. I am so sorry for interrupting you, but I need to make a proposition to this fine lady..."
-- Sarah McLUsky (x77tigersxu...), Today 3:01 PM. (later) (coco)

Actually, to be truly chivalrous, you have to ask their father first.
-- Matt DC (runmd...), Today 3:03 PM. (later) (Matt DC)

What if you don't fancy him?
-- Andrew Thames (cleanbridges

-- Sarah McLusky (x77tigersxu...), January 22nd, 2003.

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Has the one on the left eaten the one that uses the middle bowl?
-- Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), January 22nd, 2003.

[snipped current picture of Kip Winger]

-- janni (jannyank...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

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I had a neighbor once who was at one time full of Winger. But that's what you get for being a groupie and having low self confidence.

-- Carey (flembac...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

-- fletrejet (fletreje...) (webmail), Today 11:32 AM. (later) (link)

-- Chris Piuma (chri...), February 12th, 2003. (later)

-- Chris V. (formerlypoopsmcge...), February 12th, 2003. (later)

-- donut bitch (do...)

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 12th, 2003. (later)

I like the idea that it could be about vaginal fisting (use your hands, indeed) , but it probably isn't. I hate everything else about it.

-- edward o (edward...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

-- g.cannon

-- Lara (lara_byrn...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

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femidoms. remember them?
-- DV (dirtyvica...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

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And the lubricant issue is solved *how*?
-- Lara (lara_byrn...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

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you just have to work at it.
-- RJG (r_gillander...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

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Working at it involves more squeaking than I am willing to deal with.
-- Lara (lara_byrn...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

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obvious solution: WD-40.
-- RJG (r_gillander...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

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THINK OF THE SHEETS.
-- Lara (lara_byrn...), February 13th, 2003. (later)