Sex Droughts

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Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 06:26 (thirteen years ago) link

He'd remember me as a close friend even without what happened, but I think you're right--best not to dig it up.

and have apparently been committed to one person since then

I have, but my husband and I haven't--we've had a number of group sex experiences, including one fairly long-lasting friends-with-benefitship. But I've talked about this on ILTMI before, probably a little too much.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 06:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Ahh, I was only lurking until a few months ago, so I probably missed that.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 06:47 (thirteen years ago) link

this thread is sadly lacking in sex droughts.

estela, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 06:57 (thirteen years ago) link

not on my part!

p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 06:58 (thirteen years ago) link

2 wisks

p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 06:58 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i54.tinypic.com/2gwhv2u.jpg

p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 06:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm going to start saying "2 wisks" far too often for the people around me in the foreseeable future.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 07:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Srsy my favorite thing I've found online in a while.

master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 07:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Qiana!

^what my keyboard corrected 'wisks' to.

estela, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link

OK MANJE

p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 07:05 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlB77vM2FMg

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 07:08 (thirteen years ago) link

rev,

as a favour to me could you maybe not 'hit that for all of us', leave me out as my gf prob wouldn't understand.

thanks

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 08:56 (thirteen years ago) link

^ hit it twice for me, then.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 08:59 (thirteen years ago) link

poor rev won't be able to enjoy his first sex in years, he'll be too busy crossing off hitit.xls

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 09:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, we should take it easy on him. If he's anything like me, the very first time after an extended break doesn't last too long. He needs to focus!

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 09:05 (thirteen years ago) link

^ neggin

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 09:08 (thirteen years ago) link

He does masturbate once a day, which should help.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 09:56 (thirteen years ago) link

It helps, but it's still very different.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 10:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Right. And he may not end up having sex this time.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 10:05 (thirteen years ago) link

lol at this

The Reverend, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 11:31 (thirteen years ago) link

omg he's typing while doing it

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 11:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I won't be typing during sex til at least Friday evening.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 11:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Having one of those delightful weeks where I literally cannot think about anything else.

a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

:-)

When I was a teenager, I had one or two days a month of obsessive horniness, every month from the time I was 14-15 to a year or so after high school. I never kept track of the days that it happened (just the months), but I do suspect that it was hormonal in origin. It's come back on occasion for 2-3 month stretches.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

For me it's less a seasonal thing (though there is that, sometimes) than sheer blind panic at this huge important part of basic human existence being totally absent from my life. I can't sleep, I don't give a shit at work, I'm constantly on edge and at the point of snapping at people or breaking down in tears and it's making basic social interaction even harder, which is not conducive to solving the problem. It's making me wish prozac was as effective at killing my sex drive as almost every other antidepressant/anti-anxiety med has been- wouldn't get me any closer to getting out of this but at least I wouldn't have the urgent miserable need to get off two or three times a day. Yes, okay, TMI, but that's the name of the board.

a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Are you feeling horny, or are you feeling an urge to masturbate? There's a difference.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

xp - aw man, that sucks - it's this vicious cycle, it seems like -

sarahel, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

It's weird how much immensely more satisfying a good fuck is to a good wank.

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

practice wanking imo

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

for my part, i'll practice fucking

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

ha

The Reverend, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

practice wanking imo

I was really experimental about this as a teenager--different techniques, places, etc. (Try doing it while naked or near naked in the warm sunlight. It's a trip!)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

pfft amateur stuff

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Telephone Thing: Go ahead and bump the depression thread if you want to. Sex isn't your biggest problem right now.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Try doing mostly clothed in the cold Irish air!

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I was really experimental about this as a teenager--different techniques, places, etc. (Try doing it while naked or near naked in the warm sunlight. It's a trip!)

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, 22 September 2010 19:29 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pfft amateur stuff

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), 22 September 2010 19:35 (2 minutes ago)

btw i had to delete both 'child's play' and 'baby stuff' before finding a suitable dismissive response.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

new thread for wanking exploits i think?

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't love everything, i love wanking

"SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

btw i had to delete both 'child's play' and 'baby stuff' before finding a suitable dismissive response.

Well, I did do it a few times in front of a baby...dog.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link

new thread for wanking exploits i think?

^ cosign

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link

it's there already

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link

You say that to all the girls, eh?

Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link

haHAAA

"SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

within range, within reason

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link

2 wisks

"SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

that's just fuckin kinky man

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

got your Egg Beater right here

If you want me to "get there," pay attention to my angina (WmC), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link


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