people who poop first thing at work in the morning

Still thinking about soup dispensers over here. Must be lunchtime.

just don't put it in your vagina

broccoli cheese infections are the worst, totally.

omg I just totally grossed myself out. That's not easy to do.

The toilet at work is better than my home one. At work, I've got a bar installed on the wall to hold on to. The seat is longer where nothing is in danger of touching the rim. I only have to flush it once for everything to go away.

There's even a secret bathroom here that I found, one used by the wine bar that shares our building. Before 4 p.m., that place is deserted! Most days, I'm like Tenzing Norgay in there.

HOW many facets of public toilet use can this board throughly discuss? Why have people attempted to answer this question (indericetly)?

lol @ deej gettin real serious

nabisco OTM.

This thread reads like excerpts from one of the Enderby novels.

That's not praise.

I like the idea of taking a little 15-minute vacation on the bidet with the sports section.

i'm curious as to why you need a bar to hold on to when you take a shit

I think even Tuomas knows that stall w/ bar = for wheelchair-bound folks.

if pleasant plains is wheelchair bound (maybe i'm ignorant) shouldn't he have one of those bars at home?

I'm not wheelchair-bound, but it's nice to have the leverage.

u old

u wait

where's did this thing about oil and grease?

come about?

cutty is such a lady

I thought of you twice today, Cutty.

Twice.

i hope every single one of your thinks of me when you take a shit at work during the hours of 9-10 AM

hahaha

can we add a mandatory courtesy flush clause to this bill?

What is it with you boys and yr obsession with pooping habits.

Pooping is important.

I spend a lot of time on the crapper and I'm always copping shit for it. LEAVE ME ALONE. Yes, I take in reading material, yes, I take off my shirt like George Costanza. I like to chill in a space where neither children nor women can ask me to do various jobs. I am not alone: men who crap for 15 mins, take a stand! WHO'S WITH ME?

Also, Americans, it's not poop, doo-doo, dootie or any other one of your weird prissy words. It's either shit or crap. There is no need to sugar coat a stool.

:(

Colonel Poo, I'm so sorry. It was so thoughtless of me. I retract everything.

:)

I spend a lot of time on the crapper and I'm always copping shit for it.

Well, one would hope that was the aim, yes?

Vulgar words for poop are so gauche.

This is turning into a shitfight.

the joys of working from home

sometimes ill take the laptop in for a particular complicated one

the pros work it out with a pencil

uuugh i'd so much rather have a public bathroom with a bunch of stalls than share a bathroom with a family member who occupies it for half an hour to an hour at a time multiple times a day. (he shaves, brushes his teeth, and showers after he goes to the bathroom sometimes, so you never know how long it is going to take.) i moved my fucking toothbrush today so i don't have to stand around waiting.

moving out in exactly 3 weeks though....

Now whenever any of us FAP w/ Cutty, all we'll be able to think of will be the gleaming cleanliness of his asshole, hidden under all that clothing. What a waste.

Cutty's asshole should have its own tiny webcam.

uh

even i have to agree with cutty on that one

poop truce

this goes against my princaples but i had to do this today :/

God, I am used to getting up at 10 and pooping around 10:30. My new job starts at 7 a.m. and my body still hasn't figured out pooping any earlier than 10:30 a.m. My dog has this problem, too, actually. My boyfriend has to take him out around 9 or so because he won't poop so early.

Normal ritual: wake up, drink coffee, smoke cancer causing device, poop, shower…in that order.
But today things didn’t go right

this notion of a regularly-scheduled poop is bizarre and foreign to me

apparently it's a sign of good health.

i prefer pooping on the clock, myself.

Normal ritual: wake up, drink coffee, smoke cancer causing device, poop, shower…in that order.
But today things didn’t go right

I just hope it wasn't

poop, wake up, drink coffee, smoke cancer causing device, shower

this notion of a regularly-scheduled poop is bizarre and foreign to me

you like to be surprised, eh?

Ok...sorry to ask. TMI ahead. But: every time I wake up v early (say 4-5 a.m.), I invariably end up with a BM that is a 2 on the Bristol scale sometime in the afternoon. What the fuck is the explanation behind this?

It *is* conveniently timed to avoid pooping at work at all, tho...at least there is that.