NERDS
― jaxon, Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://hubcap.clemson.edu/~sparks/sfhorror/eyeroll.gifhttp://hubcap.clemson.edu/~sparks/sfhorror/eyeroll.gif
― markers, Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://pointlessbanter.net/files/2007/09/ogre03.jpg
― ಠ_ಠ (bnw), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm trying to link to something but ilx won't let me.try here; http://twitter.com/#!/peter_nitsch/status/26650018744
― high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link
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― http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link
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l0u1s jagg3r?
― http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
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― cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
lol this works with multitouch on iphone too
― jónsi - go die (diamonddave85), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc7d6tO6sC1qzyx8yo1_1280.jpg%3FAWSAccessKeyId%3D0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2%26Expires%3D1290376278%26Signature%3DFzDGIiL+QfKMrM4xSEkAfhkTUZk%3Dno url anywhere to be seen on this building
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 November 2010 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ibPCLMH1NM4#!
― It's Ong Like Donkey Kong (latebloomer), Monday, 29 November 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://drrenfield.com/blog2/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/elements.jpg
― ullr saves (gbx), Thursday, 20 January 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link
get Antimony?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 20 January 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah see i stuff my shotgun shell pockets with d cell batteries so i can get that real authentic look
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, February 15, 2011 9:20 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
this just reminds me of a time in 7th grade study hall when my discman was out of batteries so i leaned over and jokingly asked this one D&D/gamer lookin dude if he happened to have any batteries and he did. his pockets were full of fucking batteries. it was totally weird
― ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, February 16, 2011 1:49 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark
― dayo, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPImlZ7ML3Y
― richard melville hell (crüt), Sunday, 27 February 2011 06:19 (thirteen years ago) link
http://live.comicbookresources.com/wp-photos/thumb.20090726-122003-1.jpg
― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lherbt8SIf1qzou1to1_500.jpg
― ship_rex (+ +), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link
http://tdwgeeks.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/0ebf448a-663b-4a02-b795-4b01e27d6a99.jpg
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 5 March 2011 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
I guess more like nerd awshttp://www.goodnightdune.com
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 7 March 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link
awes
― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 March 2011 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link
did you hear about the cryogenics accident? dude got down to absolute zero! don't worry though, he was 0k.
― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
science dad jokes
― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
https://github.com/MrMEEE/bumblebee/commit/a047be85247755cdbe0acce6
― caek, Sunday, 19 June 2011 23:23 (twelve years ago) link
Haha
― badg, Monday, 20 June 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link
Mitre found that given certain characters or combinations of characters, the computer could wisely bet on the gender of the tweeter. The mere fact of a tweet containing an exclamation mark or a smiley face meant that odds were a woman was tweeting, for instance. Of the most gender-skewed words, the majority were in the female category, while only a few were male, leading to this unintentionally hilarious figure from the Mitre paper:
http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/science/tumblr_lozc8786kl1qz8j06o1_400.png
http://www.fastcompany.com/1769217/there-are-no-secrets-from-twitter
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxM8C71GB8w
― in a fractal nutshell (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:03 (twelve years ago) link
...The Internet?
― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQcammV9G1Y&feature=player_embedded#!
― thick-necked and hateful (latebloomer), Sunday, 21 August 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
http://vimeo.com/27268591
― dozens, maybe even hundreds, of vagina related screen names (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 August 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
lol that was a million times more entertaining than the actual tron sequel
― thick-necked and hateful (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:18 (twelve years ago) link
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/memes-jimmy-mcmillan-just-one-tau.jpg
― Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘I’m With You’ is a buffet of preposterous noise (crüt), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:37 (twelve years ago) link
wow
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 04:56 (twelve years ago) link
sorry for lolcats
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/chemistry-cat-meme_n_910327.html#s316928
― jaxon, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 01:49 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3fGRK.jpg
― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 03:09 (twelve years ago) link
okay, actual lols that one
― lagerfeld of modern despots (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 03:26 (twelve years ago) link
hahaaai also laughed at "What do you do with a dead chemist?" "Barium"
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 04:19 (twelve years ago) link
my favorite was "Argon doesn't react."
― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 04:20 (twelve years ago) link
Reading the transcript of Slavoj Žižek's occupy wall street speech earlier today and got to the part "We are not dreamers, we are the awakening from a dream which is turning into a nightmare," I totally thought, wait, is he quoting The Matrix
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 04:30 (twelve years ago) link
http://blackboardsinporn.blogspot.com/
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 13 October 2011 01:17 (twelve years ago) link
https://thisismynext.com/2011/10/12/siri-weird-things-iphone-4s/
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 October 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, October 12, 2011 9:17 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
some honest to god yeoman's work being done here
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 13 October 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak0fPHbFpbc
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 October 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link
https://secure.mysociety.org/admin/lists/pipermail/developers-public/2011-October/007647.html
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:14 (twelve years ago) link
^this is the most entertaining rider i've ever seen.
DON'T buy a parrot figuring that it will be a fun surprise for me. To acquire a parrot is a major decision: it is likely to outlive you. Ifyou don't know how to treat the parrot, it could be emotionally scarred and spend many decades feeling frightened and unhappy. If you buy a captured wild parrot, you will promote a cruel and devastating practice, and the parrot will be emotionally scarred before you get it. Meeting that sad animal is not an agreeable surprise.
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:15 (twelve years ago) link
One situation where I do not need help, let alone supervision, is incrossing streets. I grew up in the middle of the world's biggestcity, full of cars, and I have crossed streets without assistance evenin the chaotic traffic of Bangalore and Delhi. Please just leave mealone when I cross streets.
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:16 (twelve years ago) link
I do not eat breakfast. Please do not ask me any questions about what I will do breakfast. Please just do not bring it up.
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:18 (twelve years ago) link
When you need to tell me about a problem in a plan, please do not start with a long apology. That is unbearably boring, and unnecessary -- conveying useful information is helpful and good, and why apologize for that? So please be practical and go straight to the point.
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:20 (twelve years ago) link
haha yeah that is great. i remember thinking "yeah, that's rms", but as i scrolled and scrolled - it's amazing.
― caek, Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:24 (twelve years ago) link
But if you want to cook for me, or invite me to a restaurant thatspecializes in just one thing, or invite me to dinner with a presetmenu, you need to know what I dislike: avocado eggplant, usually (there are occasional exceptions) hot pepper olives liver (even in trace quantities) stomach and intestine; other organ meats cooked tuna oysters egg yolk, if the taste is noticeable, except when boiled completely hard many strong cheeses, especially those with green fungus desserts that contain fruit or liqueur flavors sour fruits, such as grapefruit and many oranges beer coffee (though weak coffee flavor can be good in desserts) the taste of alcohol (so I don't drink anything stronger than wine)
avocado eggplant, usually (there are occasional exceptions) hot pepper olives liver (even in trace quantities) stomach and intestine; other organ meats cooked tuna oysters egg yolk, if the taste is noticeable, except when boiled completely hard many strong cheeses, especially those with green fungus desserts that contain fruit or liqueur flavors sour fruits, such as grapefruit and many oranges beer coffee (though weak coffee flavor can be good in desserts) the taste of alcohol (so I don't drink anything stronger than wine)
this guy is basically the polar opposite of me, what a sad chap.
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:35 (twelve years ago) link
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― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 18 November 2021 22:14 (two years ago) link