What about Patti Labelle?

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Chrysler Presents The Gospel According To Patti LaBelle!
http://www.pattilabellegospel.com/
(Click here to test drive the Chrysler Aspen!)

Will she be inserting the words Chrysler and Aspen in the Gospels too?

Sorry. I know most big tours are sponsored right now, but I still think that sucks.

StanM (StanM), Monday, 13 November 2006 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

"Like you there are two sides to every Aspen"..the pious humble gospel singer and the money grabbing uber diva.

dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

gospel, eh?...well, she's come a long way from the days of "Lady Marmalade", when she claimed she would be so overtaken by her band's sexed-up grooves she would quite literally climax over and over in her space suit...

hank (hank s), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

You'll actually be test driving the car on the parking lots of the churches she visits on her tour:

http://www.pattilabellegospel.com/test-drive

Chrys almighty.

StanM (StanM), Monday, 13 November 2006 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Jesus Chrysler!

hank (hank s), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd probably go to jail
For fuckin' Patti Labelle
Ooh Regina Belle, she'd probably do me swell
Jasmine Guy was fly
Mariah Carey's kinda scary
Wait a minute, what about my honey Mary?

manute lol (sanskrit), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

"the spirit in it"!

minerva estassi (minerva estassi), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

gospel, eh?...well, she's come a long way from the days of "Lady Marmalade", when she claimed she would be so overtaken by her band's sexed-up grooves she would quite literally climax over and over in her space suit...

This just gave me a "Missy Elliott = Patti Labelle" epiphany, (I think it was the space suit that tipped me off) but than it occured to me that Missy can't really sing.

Rodney... (R. J. Greene), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

thoughts on the new labelle album? its not bad at all so far.

p-noid (titchyschneiderMk2), Sunday, 8 February 2009 12:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Several of us have weighed in on other threads (R&B 2008 I think, other places), and I raved about it a little bit on Cave 17 -- great comeback, comparable to what Chaka Khan and Eddie Floyd and other soul people have done lately.

Dimension 5ive, Sunday, 8 February 2009 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link

four years pass...

oh damn chameleon is the best album ever

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Sunday, 1 December 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link

I need to hear that again

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link

four years pass...

Nothing wrong with this at all

There's self-confidence and then there's Patti LaBelle's twitter bio. pic.twitter.com/NdV59fprg0

— Ed Brody (@chiefbrody1984) February 5, 2018

Ned Raggett, Monday, 5 February 2018 21:54 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

Nothing wrong with these at all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr92mTv2gx4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJzgviKzlac
“Release (The Tension)” (1980)

(I love the relentlessly focused hit version (yes, it was a hit here in the Netherlands!) and the spun out “disco” jam about equally)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Jiex0TiXMY
“The Spirit’s In It” (1981)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfZ5SZZ4xE
“New Attitude” (1984)

breastcrawl, Saturday, 27 July 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLkMKbEyL24
“Release Yourself” (1991)

breastcrawl, Saturday, 27 July 2019 23:50 (four years ago) link

oh damn chameleon is the best album ever

― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), zondag 1 december 2013 20:56

“Isn’t It A Shame”, wow.

And all the other tracks, wow too.

breastcrawl, Sunday, 28 July 2019 01:45 (four years ago) link


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