valuable new posters

"I suppose"

i had a feeling this one would get noticed

music always gets worse when the phrase 'more than' is invoked

why is this shit on noize board

same reason the zing thread is

he has like ten of these meta complaint threads

I like this and I like that. I'm intrigued by the fact that Otis has heard all this cool stuff that I haven't, and therefore am also jealous of the bastard. I do things. I enjoy things. I smile. How are you? Yes, I love me too. Embrace the nothingness that is me. Further lies to be found at my home page.

-- Ned Raggett, Tuesday, January 30, 2001 1:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

Hi, I occasionally post on ILM but there is one thing that I don't understand that occurs rather frequently.

Why are so many of the ILM cadre of ex-indie rockers ashamed of indie? (that's USA indie, not the UK "Boy Bands w/ Guitars"/Britpop indie)

Yes, y'all wearing your indie clothes, checking out indie girls/boys, closet listening to indie allthewhile suspectly buying other genres to boost your ILM cred... you are among the first to bash "Indie: The Genre"?

<wigga>Why ya frontin', y0?</wigga>

Peer pressure? Diseased with musical fashion? is this a po-mo "ironic" move like the fleeting destiny's child/missy elliot affection of last year?

-- http://gygax.pitas.com, Wednesday, May 29, 2002 12:00 AM (4 years ago)

these threads are just ethan's noise versions of "white wing jesus-ese I got cc'd yesterday" and ILM is ethan's noise version of ethan's work email

Name: Millar
Location: Maryland
Age: 24
Fav Band: Toss up between Paperclip People and Yellow Magic Orchestra
Fav Movie: Conan the Barbarian or Real Genius
Fav TV Show: LUPIN III baby
Fav Book: was Catch-22, now The Anubis Gates
Fav Actor: Ron Livingston
Fav Actress: Julia Roberts (I am boring)
Fav Food: Beer
Fav Sport: Beer
Fav Athlete: Yao Ming (he is tall)
Drink of Choice: Beer
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): Beer
Smoker?: Aye
Occupation: Military/Other
Do you work out?: See above
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks?: 6.3, 8 if you like broken noses
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality?: (This is actually abt oral sex, I figured it out) 11, baby
Add anything you want people to know: I have no prospects.
-- Millar (Millar), Friday, February 14, 2003 4:53 AM (4 years ago)

Fav Band: Toss up between Paperclip People and Yellow Magic Orchestra

awesome

hahaha lupin 3

aye

ok this thread turned awesome

My Life In Music by X. Y. Zedd

I was born as a shiny new vinyl 45-rpm record in 1969; when the doctor pressed a needle to my skin, he heard "Ball Of Fire" by Tommy James And The Shondells. Well fed by a diet of pop radio, I rapidly grew into a slim long-player and people would call me "Ziggy Stardust." Then I grew bigger and fatter until I was "Yessongs" by 1974, with triple gatefold and Roger Dean apparel. My adolescent rebellion wavered between slipping cantakerous Harry Partch cantatas and Kraftwerk concept album sleeves over my soul. Bloated and overplayed, I suddenly broke (though I was labeled "unbreakable"), and out of my shards grew a thousand punk and New Wave records. For a brief time I spun wilder and faster and became a 12-inch single of "Rapture" by Blondie, but soon broke out in a bad case of crackles and pops. Remixed and posing anew as "Twenty Jazz-Funk Greats" by Throbbing Gristle, I spun 'round on the turntable of education until I was formally rejected. By the time I was "The Queen Is Dead," I'd lost my virginity to an eight-track and suddenly metamorphosed as a cassette. Over the years I became worn out through too much abuse of my "Bone Machine" "cassingles," so I went into silent hibernation, wrapped a jewel case about me, and became a fully grown Aphex Twin double CD. Now I am contemplating whether or not to undergo life counseling and try out being an audiovisual DVD of "Vespertine" by Bjork or pare back and settle for a career as a minidisk of Matmos or Momus. In the meantime, I've lost a lot of weight and am proud to show off my trim mp3 files of rare Brian Eno bootlegs to hard drives I know and love.

You are my DJ, I am what you play.

-- X. Y. Zedd, Wednesday, June 13, 2001 12:00 AM

Jess, 23, live outside Philadelphia, currently unemployed and aimless (a catch, ain't I?), amateur writer but professional procrastinator, NOT a musician (I just can't bear to add more mediocre crap to the mountain) but I AM a critic (why else would I be posting here if I didn't think my opinion was god-like and unimpeachible), I likes...well, I likes what I likes, and there ain't a single genre I can think of (outside new age) that I don't likes somethin' from...but I've been an inveterate hiphop junkie since I was a wee lad and currently a recovering indie rock kid (who's finally almost worked through the alt-rock crock handed to me by the mass media *and* fanzine cartels while growing up in the 90s.)

-- Jess, Monday, August 6, 2001 12:00 AM

!!!

lock thread

'tis awnly a wee lad now, me dearies

lol olden times

Name: trife dawg
Location: the boudoir
Age: 19
Fav Band: anything Def Jux family
Fav TV Show: upn network
Fav Athlete: sprewell
Drink of Choice: henny in a dixie cup
Drug of Choice: smoke trees son
Occupation: selling yogurt pretzels
Do you work out?: lol
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks?: 9 point magnificent
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality?: u can't c me + u definitely can't b me

-- Trife Dawg (Trife), Friday, June 19, 2001 7:41 PM (6 years ago)

i have like three posts on one of the introduce yrself threads spaced over three years and each becomes shorter and more sarcastic. Its like you can see ilx turn me into jaded shell in stop motion.

#1 To whoever said Pac ain't one of the best when it comes to lyrics, you r wrong. He had it from the start of his rap career to the end. PAIN--steady thuggin' in the streets/ and i'll be ballin' loc/ don't let'em make you worry/ keep swingin' at these suckas till you buried/ i was born to raise hell, a nigga from the gutta,/ with a motha on drugs/ i'm kickin dust up/ ready ta bust/ i'm on the scene/ steady muggin' mean /until they kill me/ i'll be livin this life/ i know you feel me. One of his last UNTIL THE END OF TIME--- Perhaps I was addicted to tha dark side/ Some where inside my childhood I missed my heart die / And even though we both came from tha same places /Tha money and tha fame made us all change places /Could it be through tha misery/ They can't get past?/ The hard times make a true friend afraid to ask/ for currency but you can run to me when you need it/.... It never stop, when my mama ask me will I change/ I tell her yeah but it's clear I'll always be tha same/.... Remain strong in this planet full of playa hataz/ They conversate but Death Row full of demonstrators/ And in tha end drinkin' henassy/ made all my enemies envy me/ So cold when I flow eliminatin' easily/ Fall to they knees, they plead for they right to breath / While beggin' me to keep tha peace haha/ What I can see closer to achieve/ In times of danger don't freeze time to be a G/ Follow my lead I supply everything you need/ An ounce of game and tha trainin' to make a G'/ Remember me? No disrespect but do your homework cuz. #2 Whoever wanted to bring Nelly, Luda, and Mystcal into the debate ...you r str8 up tripin. That's all I'll say on them; they don't even get half a bar from me. #3 Don Was, I agree with you to a point dogg, but why does one person have to stick to one style? How come Nas can't do some thug songs and then do some Puff songs too? I feel you on an artist being true, but why can't he try it all without being lable a seelout. I'm not sayin you said this, but we shouldn't pigion hold people. Besides it ain't one rapper that I can think of that has a CD with nothing but HARDCORE songs, I said it before, u gotta put out a few MTV songs. I know many disagree, but u can't have it both ways. Some are going by the sales. Okay, well the MTV songs sale. But if Nas keeps it all street then it won't sale as many and then peeps say "It only sold half a mil." And Jay has put out many less than hardcore songs why isn't he called out for that? Izzo, and Girls, Girls. I like em both but if y'all goin say Nas fell off with "Hate me now" remember it goes both ways. Holla. Qoolout of D.C. baby

-- QS/ Qoolout, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (5 years ago) Link

ts: qs/qoolout vs. hillis 3000

some of the hillis 3000 vs the best keystyle battles are hilarious

QB animals spit venom in your eyes/ battling me ....Hillis I thought you were wise??/ well im a non believer, my lyrics mixed in ether/you beating me is like seeing an all white zebra/it's just not possible so change your hypothesis/ FREEZING YOU WORDS is the only way you can "ROC" to this/ im a metropolis, your small PARISH or town/ youll get fucked verbally, i saw your panties down/ ill battle the whole south from one man to a crowd/ you cry for mercy, the only thing that will be loud/ stop the chatter, your only gangsta on the COMPURTER/ pressing enter numerous times thinking i can shoot ya/ get a life, seek a future/ get off that south shyt/ too bad, you fuck wit dudes that lack conscience/ stay in your place dun and don't ever disrespect QUEENS/ cause next time wo you'll prophesize to be on ya knees...muphucka

PARISH

your only gangsta on the COMPURTER

HELLO, I am Quinn.
A/S/L = 23/F/Philadelphia (recently moved from Austin, TX)

I became addicted to this site (mostly the Noise Dudes board) for about three weeks, and now I mostly like to read the ILM for interesting recommendations and YSI tracks. My favorite music is krautrock/psychedelic/noise/anything bitchin'.

-- killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, March 20, 2006 10:30 PM

What up? For those who don't know, I'm Wrinklepaws and basically I regulate like Warren G.
-- Wrinklecause for Applause! (Wrinklepaws), Thursday, February 8, 2007 3:36 PM (3 months ago)

are you blogging right now?

hey guys, mind if i blog?

<3
big wrink

I can hardly hold it against new posters that they aren't yet adjusted to the *high standards* ILMers have about posts.

i like killy

For instance, right now I'm in a good mood. I'm listening to Lil Mama's "Lip Gloss." Why? It's catchy, and it makes me very happy. Those two things are fundamentally related.

A few days ago, I was feeling quite depressed (no need to go into the shitty circumstances). Lots of other people probably would play happy music in this case, but when I'm depressed, I find pop music futile...It doesn't change anything at all, so I play depressing music, like "Mad World" or "Love Will Tear Us Apart."

When it comes to emotions, Led Zeppelin doesn't really do anything for me. I find the music boring/soulless and as I've said 10391049+ times on this thread, it just seems to be trying too hard.

-- Tape Store,

You need to shut the fuck up 696. How is it possible that someone hasn't as yet released all your teeth? You prove libcrypt's remarks with every word you type.

-- Shorty, Monday, 28 May 2007 20:21 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

its alright, i got barry lasagnas number if things get heavy

what the hell thread is THAT from!? is it one of the football hooligan ones i never go on?

belle and sebastian POX

THIS IS TWEECORE

hahaha

I think mine would theoretically be identical to trife's if you replace "Def Jux" with "Dif Juz"

this was my first ILX thread: I like the little diamond patterns on wafer cookies.

http://www.kidshealth.org/teen/your_mind/problems/headers_49165/T_bullying1.jpg

BOWLCUT

pictures?

-- hstencil (hstencil), Friday, September 3, 2004 2:43 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

OK, I know folk rock is a hard genre to define because some of it is 75% rock and 20% folk and 5% cheese.

But make a short list of new folk & folk rock that matters. And another short list of what "isn't that good"

Good
Archer Prewitt, Sun Kil Moon, King Creosote, Jim O, David Gray, Howie Beck

uhh.. it isn't that great you guys
iron & wine, elliot smith, devendra Banhart, bright eyes, nick cave (lol)

-- CaptainLorax, Tuesday, June 5, 2007 2:31 AM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

it wanted to know if I am published walls have eyes and secret agent in CD and whichever hill a copy of the CD
-- ramiro ezequiel prieto, Monday, March 15, 2004 9:37 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

-- ILX System, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 11:01 PM (Yesterday)

that guy's a real soldier.

Hello! Finally. I started posting here recently and I was in a crappy mood this week, so if I snapped at anybody, I'm sorry for doing that. Sorry CaptainLorax. It was just me.

Anyway, I live in Seattle in the Capitol Hill neighborhood with my girl who I'll call Jamee. Right near Broadway, the street that keeps pumping more value into our pad but gets crappier and more depressing as time passes. Now we're just waiting to see when it becomes too much to live in this place or when the value will hit its highest peak. It's like Vegas baby!

Jamee and I are both dykes in our forties. We currently love rnb and dance music. We used to love punk rock, hip hop, and experimental or industrial music and we still do, but we don't live there anymore if that makes it clear. I'm here just to see if I Love Music will help me discover material that I have been missing or not getting all these decades. And you guys seem knowledging and eager to share the 411.

No, my girl and I think the Indigo Girls are blah. They are pleasant enough and if they came over the speakers or the radio when we are with company, we would not stick our fingers in our throats or leave. And I wish I could say the lesbian Indigo Girls stereotype was not true but it is, with our friends anyway. Rnb, funk, hip hop, punk rock or whatever else I mentioned speaks to both of us a lot more than the whole granola lez folk thing. But that's just us. The only frustrating thing is that some of my friends will not even consider Sinead O Connor or Bonnie Raitt, who we do not worship, but are so much more interesting than the Indigo Girls. We do have friends who love the Rnb the funk and the hip hop though, so we're definitely not going crazy or nothing. *Lol*

Now it's time for me to hush and let someone else take the stage.

-- Miza Din II, Saturday, September 8, 2007 6:33 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

but, seriously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERCybZO3BTk

Hatebreeders woah oh oh
whoa oh oh oh

weau. many weaux.

damn I have so much boardage to catch up to *cracks knuckles*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2u5Gbadn7o

You may need an egg breaker machine. For more information, please contact: hxxps://www.dinneregg.c0m/.

― eggbreaker, Wednesday, December 16, 2020 12:52 AM (nineteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

fuck that noise, ahma ovorider or die kinda guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxZWdGOwLFI

;-)

Wandering the earth, trolling message boards

Ich komme vom Gebirge her,
Es dampft das Tal, es braust das Meer.
Ich wandle still, bin wenig froh,
Und immer fragt der Seufzer: wo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-dZvQxYX1g

I went out walking
Through streets paved with gold
Lifted some stones, saw the skin and bones
Of a city without a soul
I went out walking
Under an atomic sky
Where the ground won't turn and the rain it burns
Like the tears when I said goodbye
Yeah, I went with nothing
Nothing but the thought of you
I went wandering
I went drifting
Through the capitals of tin
Where men can't walk or freely talk
And sons turn their fathers in
I stopped outside a church house
Where the citizens like to sit
They say they want the kingdom
But they don't want God in it
I went out with nothing
Nothing but the thought of you
I went wandering
I went out walking
Down that winding road
Where no one's trusting no one
And conscience a too heavy load
I went out riding
Down that old eight lane
I passed by a thousand signs
Looking for my own name
I went with nothing
But the thought you'd be there too
Looking for you
I went out there
In search of experience
To taste and to touch
And to feel as much as a man can
Before he repents
I went out searching
Looking for one good man
A spirit who would not bend or break
Who would sit at his father's right hand
I went out walking
With a bible and a gun
The word of God lay heavy on my heart
I was sure I was the one
Now Jesus, don't you wait up
Jesus, I'll be home soon
Yeah, I went out for the papers
Told her I'd be back by noon
Yeah, I left with nothing
But the thought you'd be there too
Looking for you
Yeah, I left with nothing
Nothing but the thought of you
I went wandering
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Oh-oh-ooh-ooh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1eOI9dSwwc

I'm probably not as aware of the relative newness of posters around here as most--and I definitely don't have what I always found an odd ILX compulsion to start figuring out if it's some former poster who's returned--but I enjoy both birdistheword, who posts lengthy stuff on ILM, and halfway there but for you, who's Canadian, and I like every Canadian who's ever lived. Both very non-aggressive, too.

I enjoyed birdistheword’s bombass ‘82 Chicago NY video link from earlier today, and also my dog is Bird. But not because of that song.

*’92

yes birdisthewords posts have been very good. lengthy positive posts about about things they enjoy and are interested in is the best posting style

Yes, well put, OEO. I have enjoyed posts by both of the ILX0rs mentioned by clemenza.

agreed!

cat

I am not cat.

cat been doggin

The Beatles had a 5 year span of 64-69, not counting their 2 first years with no original material. The Beach Boys from 62-72 or Surfin Safari thru Holland had more consistently of killer classic albums than Anyone Ever! Not just Pet Sounds but Surfer Girl, All Summer Long, Today, Summer days, Smiley Smile, Wild Honey, Sunflower, Surfs up, Holland & lastly Love you in 77. Disregard the bulk of their output post-77 but there were Still killer tunes in the 80s...BEACH BOYS #1 FOREVER. RAMONES #2

― Jadams85, Monday, March 29, 2021 9:53 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

love a beach boys truther

can't argue with that ranking

That’s number one, number two

Ramones from NOWHERE!

based on just that post this could be the legit highest quality new poster of 2021

Well now let's not be too hasty just yet:

FEARS politics made em Great! Fuck all that leftist hippie hogwash Fear are the real deal Bomb the russians!!

https://i.ibb.co/BqWVHpR/burrito-3b.jpg

https://www.pewresearch.org/

valuable "ole" posters

reposting shit that has been deleted by moderators is a bad idea

though in fairness you might not have seen the mod discussion before reposting

oh i hadn't

can delete from here since it's technically been 86'ed

actually it looks like this post is still up in the Apolitical COVID thread?

huh I thought that one had been deleted as well

SORRY EVERYONE I will stop shadow-modding now

could it be deleted?!

it could

thank u

morelike RobbieOnFires

I was going to ask what that dude’s shtick is, but it seems like long-winded dumping of opinions in threads that are not at all relevant

Jaclyn Moore’s interview about this is really good

https://t.co/tPv95rJCPD

― licorice in the front, pizza in the rear (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, October 9, 2021 7:14 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Jaclyn Moore is the fucking best, I love her

― kermit the grouch (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, October 9, 2021 1:41 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Lol

― JackMyFruit, Saturday, October 9, 2021 5:53 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

JackMyFruit wrote this on thread Bad Chappelle Bits on board I Love Everything on Oct 9, 2021

Lol

JackMyFruit wrote this on thread Vampire Weekend - Contra poll on board I Love Music on Mar 9, 2021

Get'em guys!

JackMyFruit wrote this on thread NTS Radio S/D on board I Love Music on Feb 8, 2021

Is it to possible to download NTS shows/mixes on whatever device you're using? Would like to put some on my old-ass ipod. I'm not the brightest when it comes to stuff like this! Thanks

JackMyFruit wrote this on thread The Limitations of Hip-hop on board I Love Music on Feb 2, 2021

Candyman, I feel you. I know exactly what you're talking about.

JackMyFruit wrote this on thread NYT: The 25 Greatest Actors of the 21st Century on board I Love Everything on Nov 29, 2020

All boxes checked!

JackMyFruit wrote this on thread Prolific bands/arists with one super special album that will always mean the world to you but you don't really care for the rest of their relatively sizable discography on board I Love Music on Nov 25, 2020

Archer Prewitt's Wilderness.

JackMyFruit wrote this on thread oneohtrix point never on board I Love Music on Sep 27, 2020

I mean, he is dating one of the Red Scare girls. Make of that what you will. Anyway, I wouldn't worry. I'm sure his politics align with yours. Everything is going to be fine.

it's good to lol sometimes!

I loled