HELLO I AM AN AL PACINO POLL

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yeah i was actually really tempted to vote for the devil's advocate because that and the butterfly effect are basically the two funniest films i've ever, ever seen.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

John Milton: Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man!

^^^ that was basically what did it

and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://catholic-resources.org/Millennium/ApocFilm90s/Advocate_files/image002.jpg
I'M A FAN OF MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw insomnia in the theater and really liked it but pacino is kinda the worst actor in it

uh Hillary Swank?!?!

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

also, WTF?? no CRUISING??????

http://www.xenon-kino.de/Medaia/cruising04.JPG

gershy, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I've only seen Glengarry Glenross off that list, hence my vote.

Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

ALTHO HEY HEY

Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

hillary swank is great in that

i think we can all agree that every one of these films is worth watching, even s1m0n3

and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I look around and I see these young faces, and I think, I mean... I made every wrong choice a middle age man could make. I uh.... I pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased off anyone who has ever loved me. And lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.

ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

is the 'fan of man' line a ref to his role in cruising?

and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

John Milton: I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. I'm a surprise, Kevin. They don't see me coming: that's what you're missing.

and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

dear gershy:

i was writing the poll quickly while inbetween doing two different things at work. EXCUSE ME FOR NOT INCLUDING ALL YR FAVORITES BUT VOTE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE AT HAND PLZ.

sincerely yrs,
shut up!

(jfk but srsly)

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, guess i should put in the winkies, cuz my objections aren't serious (but cruising is amazing on so many levels, most of them bad)

gershy, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

John Milton: And as we're straddling from one deal to the next, who's got his eye on the planet, as the air thickens, the water sours, and even the bees' honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivity? And it just keeps coming, faster and faster. There's no chance to think, to prepare; it's buy futures, sell futures, when there is no future.

and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Nancy Gates: Why don't you want me anymore?
Steve Burns: What I'm doing is affecting me.

gershy, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Tony D'Amato: It's TV, it changed everything, changed the way we think forever. I mean the first time they stopped the game to cut away to some fucking commercial that was the end of it. Because it was our concentration that mattered, not theirs, not some fruitcake selling cereal.

ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

gershy srsly i am just kidding too :D

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

any given sunday memorable quotes page inexplicably missing EVERY SINGLE LINE PACINO SAYS IN THE MOVIE

ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

there aren't any memorable quotes besides his though. i mean who are they quoting, matthew modine???

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

On this team, we fight for that inch
On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us
to pieces for that inch.
We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch.
Cause we know
when we add up all those inches
that's going to make the fucking difference
between WINNING and LOSING
between LIVING and DYING.

I'll tell you this
in any fight
it is the guy who is willing to die
who is going to win that inch.
And I know
if I am going to have any life anymore
it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch
because that is what LIVING is.
The six inches in front of your face.

Now I can't make you do it.
You gotta look at the guy next to you.
Look into his eyes.
Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you.
You are going to see a guy
who will sacrifice himself for this team
because he knows when it comes down to it,
you are gonna do the same thing for him.

That's a team, gentlemen
and either we heal now, as a team,
or we will die as individuals.
That's football guys.
That's all it is.
Now, whattaya gonna do?

milo z, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

The six inches of space in front of my face at the moment consists of air.

Is Pacino saying life is empty and formless?

milo z, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean that's the basic theme of the first half of the speech!

ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to start a DeNiro poll but the only option will be "The King of Comedy"

ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

so go do it

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 6 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

The King of Comedy
Hide and Seek
Meet the Fockers

milo z, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

well milo has the right idea too

ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw that deniro movie on tv, the one where hes the crazy doctor and greg kinnear and rebecca STAMOS want their dead kid back... i guess i was out of the country when it was first released because i had never heard of it and just watching it was the most confusing terrible shit ever

and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i can hear pacino giving an awesome reading to the phrase "greg kinnear and rebecca STAMOS want their dead kid back"

ghost rider, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

like, oh hey greg kinnear this must be good, oh ha ha hes getting mugged by his old student, i bet this is funny, oh hey its some dramady about 35 yr old hipster parents on the lower east side... oh wtf wtf wtf

and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha that wouldve been about 1000000000000000000% better if it featured pacino as the devil offering them the soul of their dead child

and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I loved the Al Pacino soundboard that was on the net years and years ago because almost all of the lines were from Glengarry Glen Ross (instead of something more obvious like Scent Of A Woman or Scarface), and there were a bunch of hilarious mp3s of prank calls people did to a Cracker Barrell with it. I didn't even see GGR until years later, consequently I can't even see Al Pacino anymore without thinking of him yelling "you FAIRY, you COMPANY MAN" to some hapless Cracker Barrell employee.

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, the correct emphasis on that line is, "YOU fairy."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, WHAT A BIG MAN YOU ARE, lemme buy you a pack of gum, I'll show ya how to chew it.

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I voted for City Hall. It was like Annie Hall, but about a city.

"YOU CAN'T FIGHT CITY HALL!!!"

brownie, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

how FUCKED UP you are

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha lk! but City Hall is so boring, I can't approve.

horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

You know, you can BALL my wife if she wants you to. You can LOOUNGE around ... But you do NOT GET to WATCH my FUCKING. TELEVISION. SET!

rps, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Ralph. SITDOWN!

rps, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

You know, you can BALL my wife if she wants you to. You can LOOUNGE around ... But you do NOT GET to WATCH my FUCKING. TELEVISION. SET!

-- rps, Friday, April 6, 2007 3:35 PM (3 minutes ago)

^^^ loounge around my POST MODERNISTIC BULLSHIT HOUSE!!!

and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

im a FAN OF MAN

and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry

and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

HOOO gimme a sticka gum I'll show ya howta chewit

elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

HOOO gimme a STEEN of gum

and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man Cruising is such a fucked up movie

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

oh Cruising, how FUCKED UP you are

WHAT...am I gonna DO...THIS MONTH?

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

missing gigli

A B C, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

dog day afternoon because he is not al pacino

deeznuts, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

believe it or not, i did NOT vote scarface.

Eisbaer, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

so forgive me a retarded question but theres no way to see the votes until the poll ends?

deeznuts, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

The birthday girl, Kam, in blue satin shorts and a diamanté tiara, waved Pacino and Sola over to the leather banquette where her posse of svelte girlfriends and their men were huddled. While Sola plunged into the crowd of chatty celebrants, Pacino took a barstool at a table behind them and ordered a plate of barbecued chicken. As he ate, the standup comedian Billy Bellamy, who is credited with coining the phrase “booty call,” appeared. “We’re blessed, man,” Bellamy said. “I’m blessed. You killed in that Liberace shit, man.”

“That was Michael Douglas,” Pacino said, wiping barbecue sauce off his fingers.

the man with the black wigs (Eazy), Friday, 12 September 2014 00:29 (nine years ago) link

the whole segment in the bowling alley is so classic, recreate and film it stat

johnny crunch, Friday, 12 September 2014 01:05 (nine years ago) link

stopped reading it because it was all acting is when i feel most real and that is my depth and purpose, and like, my muse and shit

also the children are our future

mookieproof, Friday, 12 September 2014 01:12 (nine years ago) link

Big takeaway from this: no need to meet him in person; best self is in performance.

the man with the black wigs (Eazy), Friday, 12 September 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...
two years pass...

He would take long walks (he could do that then) through Manhattan plotting out Michael’s transformation from an open-faced war hero to someone darker, more inward, more intense. “I remember not being able to articulate [that arc], even to Francis,” he says. “For the first couple weeks of filming, they were going to let me go.” Coppola saved him, Pacino insists, by moving up the shooting of a key scene — Michael’s killing of Sollozzo and McCluskey at an Italian restaurant: “When they saw that scene, they kept me.”

The weird thing is that the inward Michael Corleone — the role that turned Pacino into a star in one of the greatest films ever made — is the one that’s least emblematic of his work. It’s not how he ever was again! He says it gives him pleasure when I say that, though it touches on the charge that he has often strayed into ham territory, distending and syncopating syllables like a demented bebop artist. Michael consumed him, put him in a kind of straitjacket, forced him to take some of the music out of his voice. And he thinks of his acting as musical. “I’m a tenor,” he says, “and tenors sometimes like to hit the high note.”

He was happy, he says, to make the leaps to Serpico and Dog Day Afternoon: “I didn’t have to see Michael Corleone. I was flying.”

...Here’s what Pacino wants you to take away from the retrospective, especially if you think he’s often the same in every role onscreen — if you always say, “Oh, that’s Al”: “It’s an overview of an acting artist from the Village, really,” he says, and suggests looking at his four gangsters, Michael Corleone, Tony Montana in Scarface, Carlito from Carlito’s Way, and Lefty Ruggiero in Donnie Brasco. They couldn’t be more different. Pacino’s Montana is huge and burns like a filament, a purposely two-dimensional character in a film that the director, Brian De Palma, called a “Brechtian opera” — and Pacino loves how Tony became a cultural icon, however cataclysmic the trajectory. Carlito, on the other hand, is a man who gets out of prison and wants to put his life in order — the opposite of Montana, who manufactures chaos. Lefty is a Mafia middleman, a second-rater striving to rise in the ranks but brought down by a surrogate son who turns out to be an undercover FBI agent.

Sometimes, Pacino says, he goes overboard, sometimes underboard.

“But as Lee Strasberg used to say, ‘Don’t do what you can do. Do what you can’t do. That’s how you learn.’ ”

http://www.vulture.com/2018/03/al-pacino-pacinos-way-retrospective.html

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 18:45 (six years ago) link

I didn't know he roomed with Martin Sheen!

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 March 2018 01:10 (six years ago) link

what a great piece. I love that eternal student quality he has, at least when he talks about acting, the 'I don't know anything about acting' heart of Pacino is what really appeals to me.

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 March 2018 01:19 (six years ago) link

I saw Pacino play Marc Antony to Sheen's Brutus in Julius Caesar at the Public Theatre, 1988. It was... not a great production. (Richard Dreyfuss played Cassius.) I did see Pacino in two different stagings of Mamet's American Buffalo, '81 and '83 I think.

He'll be doing a few appearances at the NYC retro, which is unprecedented I think.

https://quadcinema.com/program/pacinos-way/

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:53 (six years ago) link

*You know, I was conflating two different JC productions -- Edward Herrmann played Cassius at the Public Theatre in '88.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link

For a while, he worked as a messenger at Commentary magazine for the likes of Norman Podhoretz and Susan Sontag. “They just thought I was an energetic, crazy kid, which was great.” he says. “I loved being there, I must say. One of the few places I wasn’t fired from.”

listen, he survived contact with these two – he's a legend.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:59 (six years ago) link

...And Justice for All is quite entertaining for a film that doesn't work at all, and has several flat-out bad sequences. Jeffrey Tambor with hair! Christine Lahti's film debut (she has no chemistry with Al).

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 14:47 (six years ago) link

I’m puzzled at how this new Paterno thing was greenlit. Who’s looking for this

big C (calstars), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 14:48 (six years ago) link

Important Issues always get the treatment, especially if they have a Tragic [sic] Hero

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 14:59 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Took me a couple of nights to get through Paterno one-and-a-half times, and I still probably drifted through a couple of parts twice. Pacino gives one of his better performances of the past decade-plus. He basically plays Paterno as being in a fog the whole time, mumbling about staying focused on Nebraska next week, and only gradually realizing his complicity in what everyone's trying to get him to pay attention to. Or not--he may realize it from the start, and the fog is just a convenient way to mask that, from others and from himself. Elvis's granddaughter from American Honey is very good too.

clemenza, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 01:11 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

Watching Dick Tracy for the first time since the 90s.

Kinda fun but it should have been called Prosthesis: The Movie.

Pacino puts in an inspired performance as The Elephant Man.

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 05:36 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

80 today! Have a sundae, Al.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 25 April 2020 15:05 (four years ago) link

read this as HELLO I AM ANAL PACINO POLL

genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 April 2020 15:09 (four years ago) link

if his name were dunk, wouldn't he be dunkpacino, not dunkacino?

wasdnous (abanana), Saturday, 25 April 2020 15:18 (four years ago) link

ok wtf is dunkaccino

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 25 April 2020 21:38 (four years ago) link

one of robert smigel's best

wasdnous (abanana), Sunday, 26 April 2020 00:24 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

PANIC IN NEEDLE PARK is a good film and as clemenza says, intriguingly outside pacino’s usual MO

mens rea activist (k3vin k.), Sunday, 17 October 2021 22:42 (two years ago) link

Yes, it's an interesting low-key performance; I don't remember anything else about the film except that a dog comes to a bad fate on a ferry.
Last night I made a comment on the William Friedkin thread about another Pacino film omitted from this list, Cruising, quoting a review in a book called Movies on TV from 1981:

The basic narrative idea is that our growing discomfort with Pacino's convincing integration into his new environment and our growing fear that he may be developing some homicidal impulses of his own -- both are inextricably linked to our growing exhilaration of our release from fear as Pacino's savvy and power increase. Lurid, brutal, dehumanizing, but it does succeed in searing the audience.

I found Pacino a complete alien presence through the whole film, I certainly wasn't exhilarated at any point (and I don't really think he became savvy at any point either - desensitized, perhaps.

Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 17 October 2021 22:53 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Looking at my Gucci, it's about that time: off to see whether Lady Gaga can chew scenery as voraciously as the master this afternoon.

clemenza, Saturday, 27 November 2021 15:43 (two years ago) link

Not nearly as campy as I was hoping: Jared Leto's performance (felt like I was watching Jeffrey Tambor the whole time) and Gaga/Driver's first sex scene are about it. Just very long and not all that interesting. Pacino's actually pretty good. Except for a vintage Italian cover of "I'm a Believer" by Caterina Caselli, the soundtrack is thoroughly unimaginative (and, when Driver and Gaga get married in 1972, laughingly arbitrary as to placement: "Faith").

clemenza, Saturday, 27 November 2021 21:59 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

83 years old today

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Tuesday, 25 April 2023 12:58 (one year ago) link

LOL at this thread for including S1m0ne and Insomnia but not Cruising, Panic in Needle Park, and Looking for Richard.

Carlito's Way obv should've won.

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Tuesday, 25 April 2023 13:03 (one year ago) link

Getting the shakes now, last call for drinks, bars closing down... Sun's out, where are we going for breakfast? Don't wanna go far. Rough night, tired baby... Tired...

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 April 2023 13:31 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

I was flipping through a sale rack of DVDs and came across this from 2014:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1568343/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_14_act

Never heard of it. Pacino, Greta Gerwig, Barry Levinson, Buck Henry...no doubt terrible. It was $5, and I did consider buying it for the sheer weirdness of its existence (and for the brilliantly awkward title, too); didn't, then had second thoughts, then spent the next five minutes trying to find it again and couldn't. Which was pretty weird in itself--there were only about 100 DVDs on the rack.

clemenza, Friday, 3 May 2024 21:47 (three days ago) link

(The title is not Levinson's--Philip Roth! I have just personally been subjected to the humbling.)

clemenza, Friday, 3 May 2024 21:58 (three days ago) link


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