Can someone tell Batman why not?!?

Fucking DC. Return of Bruce Wayne is running so late that he's already back in these bloody 'Road Home' things. Why don't they delay THEm so it all makes sense. And why is Return running late anyway? Each issue has a different artist and they still can't get it right. Fucksake!

Morrison's at fault there, as evidence by artists dropping out when the scripts don't arrive and rush-jobs by hacks going to print late instead.

kinda goes with morrison, but can't believe they don't make him turn in the whole fucking series in advance at this point.

DC have still blown their own scheduling on it though, dropping FOUR of the side-mini-series issues in ONE WEEK and getting the "now read X next!" blurbs wrong in at least one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT0U8-JZyLg

http://newyork.craigslist.org/stn/mis/2049363802.html
the dark night - w4m (gotham city)
Date: 2010-11-08, 3:44PM EST
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b-man, u are trying to build your life, and I will never, ever come between you and any of that.....I know things are the way they are, and I have agreed to accept it.... but like right now.... when I feel broken.... i think of you and i feel the connection again.... it doesn't matter who i am with.....you know i am always with you -J

http://www.fantagraphics.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&show=What-the-Hell-is-Going-On-Here.html&Itemid=113

Neal Adams: Too lazy to draw a banana.

Batman to Aquaman: "You know...sometimes...not always, but sometimes, you are a scary-looking dude, my friend."

JACKSON H. MONKEYSPIT!

Y're having a laugh, Neal.

the first page of the newest issue!
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/BatmanOdyssey06002.jpg

if this thing was on matte paper I would buy it for the awesome wtfness

"even now, HERE, I can feel my frustration, THEN"
i'm totally buying this in trade

I have no idea what is going on in this comic, but Mr. Adams has kindly put together a recap page like this. Now, having read it, I really have no idea what is going on.

In factttt

it swirled around me... and ra's al ghul... and somehow... oil

professional climbing axe is a rich man's toy

Neal Adams making Frank Miller look completely sensical

honestly, that's too good

okay that is REALLY making me want to buy a Batman comic

there's a very real possibility that this will make even less sense in trade
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/godrobindick.jpg

lolling here

kinda wanna spam every thread on every board with that image

THEY WERE DOING THEIR TRAPEZE ACT!

this dude has no idea how to use ellipsis

i mean read that panel out loud and give each ellipsis a good 2 second pause and the dialogue gets even wackier

ASK AWAY

I don't think I like the look of this new Phoenix Wright game tbh.

they were shot ... when they ... you can't

I think Neil Adams is secretly doing some cut-up technique shit here

he looks like arnold getting explosively decompressed in Total Recall

so he's saying "ask away." with that face

looks like a cross between jon hamm and christopher lloyd

robin...
dick.

is the storyline that the Graysons stole someone's trapeze moves, and therefore they were justifiably kiled under circus law? And now Batman has to kill Robin under that same circus law, because he's a real stickler for following the law, even circus law?

Robin's... dick is exactly what I would call the rich man's climbing tool in the first image above. Am I wrong? Or does it look totally like a sex toy?

its weird that sienkiewicz is now inking this, after all those years painting himself out of that 'neal adams' copyist tag

For my review of this I was planning on posting that first page and just leave it at that. Sadly, I have no scanner and GIS was coming up with nothing so I just posted two clips from IRMA VEP.

A fellow Miriam Toews fan, huh?

I can't stop thinking about what happened to that axe between panels (and for the rest of the issue!)

oh why did i ever stop following batman...

http://wolkin.com/2010/08/1160/internal-monologue-reviews-batman-odyssey-2/

why didn't I know about this sooner

Has Batman been naked this whole time?

ALSO: special appearance by Bane.

i don't even
http://wolkin.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/odyssey3.jpg

...NUMBED TO VIBRATING OBLIVION, BATMAN IS JACKED AROUND LIKE A PUPPET.

dayummmm

IT... THE BODY JERKS ABOUT SO UNCONTROLLABLY, IT MORE RESEMBLES A MAD MARIONETTE THAN A HUMAN BEING.
IN FACT IT CAN'T FALL UNTIL ALL THE JACKING STOPS.

i have to go get this now, literally tearing up a little

feel I should reiterate the Burroughs parallels here lol