I TROLLED JOSE CANSECO

Jose "Conseco"

That's not cool, J0rdan. This mama grizzly would wyle out if you talked about her cubs that way!

JoseCanseco Jose Canseco
Compliments of vanessa call leila 9257191217 don't forget bring the pot
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JoseCanseco Jose Canseco
wholesome
1 hour ago

JoseCanseco Jose Canseco
Would love to meet a nice holesome midwest girl here in chicago. We play tomorrow night at 7 pm in zion if anyone is out there for me
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JoseCanseco
How can u put a restraining order on someone u havnt seen in 4 months and lives in another state

http://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/97194186729725952

http://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/76367577789644800

lord some of this shit is super :-(

5am

man, this guy's feed is fucking bizarre

and the thread comes full circle

http://bloguin.com/theoutsidecorner/images/stories/Canseco_Gem_Tweet_6.jpg

someone better go over to his place and check up on him

i was wondering. i had only just added him and wasn't sure if he was always like this.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-jose-canseco-titanic-0417-20120416,0,4101059.story

Would love to host SNL and would donate pay to greenpeace. Does anyone know how to contact Lorne Greene ? Please help me make it happen! Hugs.

!

Will dig him up, see what he says.

https://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/191991522223337473

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 54m
What does it mean when a person says that they trust you but they have deep rooted trust issues

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · Sep 20
Perception is reality in this world . You all think you know me . Hahahhahahahahhaa

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · Sep 20
I'll fight anyone

was coming for j0rdan

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/jose-canseco-accidentally-shoots-finger-cleaning-gun-report-article-1.1990815

wow - middle finger gone!

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/561/870/jose-canseco-middlefinger_display_image.jpg?1321310554

LOL

probably overdue for an update anyway:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/neverforgett-2jpgoriginal_zpsea2d6d0d.jpg

@JoseCanseco
I love my fiance Leila @ModelLeila so much if it wasn't for her I would have lost my finger and passed out and had a head injury to

@JoseCanseco
Me and @ModelLeila stayed home and decorated and spooked the kids getting candy

why is Jose not in Dumb & Dumber To?

modern day Canseco is a top shelf Tim and Eric character at this point.

How is it that no one has made a buddy comedy movie analog to the Jose Canseco story?

pain & gain is about the closest i can think of

Does this count

http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/82-100-Best-B-Movies-double-trouble.jpg

that looks like a still from Kids in the Hall!

http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/doubletrouble01.jpg

http://team4orce.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Bash-Brothers.jpeg

To do the buddy movie right, you got to have the other part with the big pasty irish looking dude to even it out.

And you get Rickey Henderson to play Rickey Henderson...

I thought the other guy would be Ozzie Canseco

oddly enough they were able to crush batting practice pitching with those photo props.

canseco's got a real tommy wiseau thing going up there ("oh hi mark!")

http://deadspin.com/jose-cansecos-interstellar-trade-idea-will-probably-sav-1658468406

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco
Galactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons
1:39 PM - 13 Nov 2014

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco
Comet Transport is the key to our survival.
1:38 PM - 13 Nov 2014

never. ever. ever. change.

ya - this is quite sweet after Schilling yesterday.

you didn't even include the part that made me laugh really hard

Jose Canseco✔ @JoseCanseco
If Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milkyway. Think about that

Jose Canseco✔ @JoseCanseco
hug for u NASA #cansecomet

i fuckin hate my last dn, but i think jose jsut gave me a new one

who wants to be my bash bro and change theirs to "hug for u NASA #cansecomet"

so the "smelly" finger he shot fell off while he was playing poker!

best comment: "at least you didn't lose the hand"

p sure jose canseco is the star-child

When Jose Canseco says all-in he means it

snitches get stitches lose fingers

cansecomet!!

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/1/2/7480343/jose-canseco-predictions-2015-cansecodamus

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCanseco
Follow
2. @JebYork chokes on silver spoon, Lott new owner, hires Jimbo, 49ers win super bowl.

Problem: "Jeb" York isn't the CEO of the 49ers. That would be Jed York. This is impressive because "Jeb York" is a mock Twitter account created solely after Canseco insisted the 49ers' CEO was named Jeb.

priceless

remember the UFO/balloon guy? the one who faked his kid flying off in a homemade hot air balloon/ufo thingy...
Canseco and him are basically the same person now.

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 15m 15 minutes ago
Your caught on video return my stereo equipment that you ripped out of my suv yesterday or else.yes this is a threat

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 13m 13 minutes ago
You have 24 hours plus leave 1k for the damage done to my suv..or else this is you only warning

Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 13m 13 minutes ago
I will come get you my self

icymi

http://stompersbaseball.com/stompers-present-jose-canseco-weekend-june-12-13/

can g4wker send J0rdan on assignment for this?