this is the thread where you copy and paste whatever other posts on ilx made you laugh out loud

-- Aimless (aimles...), February 10th, 2003.

I laughed out loud cause I found this so insulting both to gay people and serious geneticists.

Becky Lucas

-- Millar (tmilla...), February 11th, 2003

And they keep getting faster.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), February 11th, 2003 9:44 PM.

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And they are easily replaced by machines.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 11th, 2003 11:04 PM.

I think it's silly to play favorites when there are so many lovely dogs.

-- Paul Eater (list...) (webmail), Today 10:10 AM. (later) (eater) (link)

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I wonder if it was my old roommate Steve from Goulds, boy did he slobber.
-- Horace Mann (handsomishbo...), February 11th, 2003. (later)

So, I'm the only person on here that really likes the Dave Matthews Band, then?
-- Evan, February 11th, 2003. (later)

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No no no.. We all love him.
-- dave225, February 11th, 2003. (later)

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right. this is all constructive criticism here, we just want him to be EVEN BETTER. or better yet, something else.
-- Horace Mann, February 11th, 2003. (later)

"they're pretty much looking for what any critic might: tenderness, flavor, aroma etc. "
oops, I thought this was the "what do men want out of a relationship" thread!

-- Horace Mann

-- Mark C (boyincorduro...), Today 11:18 PM. (later)

That sounds like something from a gangster's handbook.
-- N

i wanted to be loved for being myself. now i dont give a shit.

-- donna (donnalorele...), Today 11:33 PM.

-- Bill E (bill_...), February 12th, 2003. (later)

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That would be hilarious.

-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 12th, 2003. (later)

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(for both parties)

-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 12th, 2003. (later)

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"Hello ILX, this is my date (please limit ravishing to five minutes each thx)."

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 12th, 2003. (later)

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"(and *I'll* deal with the double-penetration, thanks)"

-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 12th, 2003. (later)

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To anyone reading this thread out of context, that looks totally appalling.

-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 12th, 2003. (later)

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Isn't that the porno version of 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles'?
-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 11th, 2003.

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(the boat bits are boring)
-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 11th, 2003.

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It's Irish for 'Wine, women and song'.
-- Lara (lara_byrn...), February 11th, 2003.

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"PHWOAR LOOK AT THE KEEL ON THAT ONE"
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 11th, 2003.

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Shall I drop anchor for you Dan?
-- Lara (lara_byrn...), February 11th, 2003.

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"MY GOD YOU CAN SEE HER BARNACLES!"
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 12th, 2003.

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Shiver your timbers?
-- Lara (lara_byrn...), February 12th, 2003.

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"I'VE NEVER SEEN PORTHOLES LIKE THAT, I BET THEY'RE FAKE"
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 12th, 2003.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 11th, 2003.

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Yes, Dan, his name was John and apparently he later wrote a hit novelty song about the experience.
-- nabisco (--...), February 11th, 2003.

(from the "Why haven't I had my period" thread.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), Today 2:55 PM. (later) (Matt DC)

I think it would be even better if you walked up to a group of people already deep in conversation and said, "Pardon me. I am so sorry for interrupting you, but I need to make a proposition to this fine lady..."
-- Sarah McLUsky (x77tigersxu...), Today 3:01 PM. (later) (coco)

Actually, to be truly chivalrous, you have to ask their father first.
-- Matt DC (runmd...), Today 3:03 PM. (later) (Matt DC)

What if you don't fancy him?
-- Andrew Thames (cleanbridges

-- Sarah McLusky (x77tigersxu...), January 22nd, 2003.

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Has the one on the left eaten the one that uses the middle bowl?
-- Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), January 22nd, 2003.

[snipped current picture of Kip Winger]

-- janni (jannyank...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

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I had a neighbor once who was at one time full of Winger. But that's what you get for being a groupie and having low self confidence.

-- Carey (flembac...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

-- fletrejet (fletreje...) (webmail), Today 11:32 AM. (later) (link)

-- Chris Piuma (chri...), February 12th, 2003. (later)

-- Chris V. (formerlypoopsmcge...), February 12th, 2003. (later)

-- donut bitch (do...)

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 12th, 2003. (later)

I like the idea that it could be about vaginal fisting (use your hands, indeed) , but it probably isn't. I hate everything else about it.

-- edward o (edward...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

-- g.cannon

-- Lara (lara_byrn...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

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femidoms. remember them?
-- DV (dirtyvica...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

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And the lubricant issue is solved *how*?
-- Lara (lara_byrn...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

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you just have to work at it.
-- RJG (r_gillander...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

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Working at it involves more squeaking than I am willing to deal with.
-- Lara (lara_byrn...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

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obvious solution: WD-40.
-- RJG (r_gillander...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

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THINK OF THE SHEETS.
-- Lara (lara_byrn...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

-- lawrence kansas (lawrence_kansa...), February 13th, 2003.

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Since I have no idea what the other Raggetts look like, I am forced to imagine a half-dozen Neds sitting around the living room watching tv and giving each other back massages.

-- Chris Piuma (chri...), February 12th, 2003. (Chris Piuma)

We couldn't tell if they were fucking or if he was smacking her around with a phone book. We finally decided that he must have been climbing on top of the dresser next to the bed and taking flying leaps at her.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), Today 3:44 PM. (later) (Dan Perry)

-- Lara (lara_byrn...), February 13th, 2003. (Lara)

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iYou can only give a good back rub if you want to. I often get bored as massaging a semi-naked boyfriend's with oil has a tendency to make my mind wander... The temptation to rub oil on myself takes over and then slip, slip, slide!!

-- Lara (lara_byrn...), February 13th, 2003. (Lara)

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http://www.yesterdayland.com/images/popopedia/shows/toys/ty1286.jpg

-- Sarah McLusky (x77tigersxu...), February 13th, 2003. (coco)

-- stevem (bluesk...), February 13th, 2003.

-- nabisco (---...), February 13th, 2003. (later)

(P.S., Ned: I read this section of that thread to my bandmate... ;-)

Wanking at Tatu does not count as creativity, Tom.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), February 14th, 2003.