THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WHEN I WOKE UP TODAY WAS

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My hemmorhoids are in such revolt I'm thinking of calling in sick, limping home and hanging myself.

Another Allnighter (sexyDancer), Monday, 20 June 2005 14:05 (eighteen years ago) link

i thought, damn it, will j stop hitting mommy for crying out loud? ugh. my turn to get up early with him. oh look, higgly town heroes.

m.

msp (mspa), Monday, 20 June 2005 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

My hemmorhoids are in such revolt I'm thinking of calling in sick, limping home and hanging myself.

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

The two are becoming one.

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link

fourteen years pass...

"Who is going to try to screw me over today?"

this is every day

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link

great revive

chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:27 (four years ago) link

^always love that post, like there are fucking standards

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 January 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

"Wait--I actually fell asleep?"

Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 14:22 (four years ago) link


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