well, presumably you know what positions would lead to ... well, you know.
― sarahel, Friday, 19 November 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
to the boneyard!
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
ime changing the before-bed routine idea helps a lot with this.
boneyard o u guys
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link
sleep schedules (and by extension friskiness schedules) being out of sync = perfect recipe for sex drought
― xanaxdu (electricsound), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link
blame ian for "boneyard"
i mean, you can always just do the old, hand on knee, move up to thigh, move over to genital region ...
― sarahel, Friday, 19 November 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link
diagrams plz
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link
basically - grasp shaft of penis, stroke, nod emphatically and smile
― sarahel, Friday, 19 November 2010 00:38 (thirteen years ago) link
i can't help it, any time i'm watching a movie and my girl pulls that move i slap them, gather my shawl around my shoulders, and storm out of the room. i mean really, what happened to treating a guy like a gentleman
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:39 (thirteen years ago) link
i dunno where 'them' came from in that routine tbh
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Diagram noted. Your suggestions are also welcome too darragh, for a gentlemanly gentleman
I have a small suspicion that part of the drought also has to do with Mr Veg's sex drive waning. But, as I'm seeing all too clearly now, the only way to know that for sure is to initiate sex hydration plan and visit the boneyard.
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link
there's always the technique of if he has his arm around your shoulder, take his hand and place firmly on boob
― sarahel, Friday, 19 November 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link
xp
on a serious note, if that might be a concern then i don't advise all -out surprise ball-grabbing as a move.
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link
'on a serious note' followed by that
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Friday, 19 November 2010 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link
the gist of my advice is, if you don't feel comfortable verbalizing your boneyard wishes, then perhaps try a physical demonstration -- initiate playful foreplay
― sarahel, Friday, 19 November 2010 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link
if he has his arm around your shoulder, take his hand and place firmly on boob
The perfect cue.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 19 November 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link
IMO if you are watching TV together with your head on his lap, that is the perfect time to do a covert BJ operation. Oldest move in the book.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Friday, 19 November 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link
does covert mean you do it so he doesn't notice?
― you really love meta jokes, this is a thing that you are into (crüt), Friday, 19 November 2010 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah the only time that shit can be covert is if your guy is asleep and you wake him up that way. Otherwise, he's aware of what's going on down there at all times and in every situation.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 19 November 2010 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link
i reckon the answer is simply 'be naked more often'
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link
I just call all sex initiation "covert operations" and I didn't even realize that made no sense until now.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Friday, 19 November 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm generally more of a talker than a covert-ops person, so while the boob-grab and thigh-stroke maneuvers are good ones, I'd go with a talk -- just not a talk that has to result in sex right then and there.
"Mr. Veg, I love you like nobody's business, but I'm not ready to spend the rest of my days celibate. Let's figure something out. I've got a case of hot pants."
― Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Friday, 19 November 2010 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link
covert operations = prove as not erotic
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link
If Mr. Veg is cool, which I assume he is, using this line verbatim should work.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 19 November 2010 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link
(wonders if it would be weird to quote WmC when initiating Operation: Boneyard)
You guys are awesome. Thank you so much for the advice & lols, I feel a thousand times better about this now.
Hugs!!
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 19 November 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link
xp *takes a bow*
It defuses tension with humor, it recruits Mr. Veg to the common cause instead of making the situation adversarial. "With you and me solving this thing together, our genitals are not going to know what hit them!"
― Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Friday, 19 November 2010 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link
oh and Johnny, Mr Veg is v v cool :)
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 19 November 2010 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link
I may find a way to cue up some James Brown with the hot pants line...
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 19 November 2010 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link
if you're feeling crafty, you could always make him a handmade invitation to the boneyard
― sarahel, Friday, 19 November 2010 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Lololol
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 19 November 2010 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link
or you could repurpose one of any number of Hallmark cards with pictures of dogs on them
― sarahel, Friday, 19 November 2010 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.soulstrut.com/images/smileys/dead.gif
― xanaxdu (electricsound), Friday, 19 November 2010 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link
wmc otm
― max, Friday, 19 November 2010 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.picturehistory.com/images/products/0/0/4/prod_402.jpg"You are invited to my vagina!"
― you really love meta jokes, this is a thing that you are into (crüt), Friday, 19 November 2010 03:39 (thirteen years ago) link
crut!!!
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link
dying; on way to boneyard
― based lord sotosyn (The Reverend), Friday, 19 November 2010 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link
lj - you clearly are not or were ever goth
― sarahel, Friday, 19 November 2010 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link
haha omg crut!
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 19 November 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Table for two, please
http://i878.photobucket.com/albums/ab342/MetromixCLE/Boneyard%20Westlake/IMG_2108.jpg
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
Sadly, it looks empty.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 19 November 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link
important to remember that the boneyard is open for lunch 7 days a week
― based lord sotosyn (The Reverend), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Ask about our sliders!
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:10 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm off my game tonight. Normally, I'd be able to come up with all kinds of restaurant/sex euphemisms.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 19 November 2010 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link
'by all means complain to the chef, he's a sous'
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link
'thighs with that?'
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:25 (thirteen years ago) link
idgi
― sarahel, Friday, 19 November 2010 04:28 (thirteen years ago) link
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Friday, November 19, 2010 12:39 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
i seriously spent a good 10 seconds trying to figure out what 'them' was being slapped
― HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link
like, is self-ball-slapping some next level dimmesdale type of or
― HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2129/1636214047_bf2c507777.jpg
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:39 (thirteen years ago) link
slap tremendo balls ridically
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:44 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZP4Ugev82I
― you really love meta jokes, this is a thing that you are into (crüt), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:49 (thirteen years ago) link