Sex Droughts

I just call all sex initiation "covert operations" and I didn't even realize that made no sense until now.

I'm generally more of a talker than a covert-ops person, so while the boob-grab and thigh-stroke maneuvers are good ones, I'd go with a talk -- just not a talk that has to result in sex right then and there.

"Mr. Veg, I love you like nobody's business, but I'm not ready to spend the rest of my days celibate. Let's figure something out. I've got a case of hot pants."

covert operations = prove as not erotic

"Mr. Veg, I love you like nobody's business, but I'm not ready to spend the rest of my days celibate. Let's figure something out. I've got a case of hot pants."

If Mr. Veg is cool, which I assume he is, using this line verbatim should work.

(wonders if it would be weird to quote WmC when initiating Operation: Boneyard)

You guys are awesome. Thank you so much for the advice & lols, I feel a thousand times better about this now.

Hugs!!

xp *takes a bow*

It defuses tension with humor, it recruits Mr. Veg to the common cause instead of making the situation adversarial. "With you and me solving this thing together, our genitals are not going to know what hit them!"

oh and Johnny, Mr Veg is v v cool :)

I may find a way to cue up some James Brown with the hot pants line...

if you're feeling crafty, you could always make him a handmade invitation to the boneyard

Lololol

or you could repurpose one of any number of Hallmark cards with pictures of dogs on them

http://www.soulstrut.com/images/smileys/dead.gif

wmc otm

http://www.picturehistory.com/images/products/0/0/4/prod_402.jpg
"You are invited to my vagina!"

crut!!!

dying; on way to boneyard

lj - you clearly are not or were ever goth

haha omg crut!

Table for two, please

http://i878.photobucket.com/albums/ab342/MetromixCLE/Boneyard%20Westlake/IMG_2108.jpg

lol

Sadly, it looks empty.

important to remember that the boneyard is open for lunch 7 days a week

Ask about our sliders!

I'm off my game tonight. Normally, I'd be able to come up with all kinds of restaurant/sex euphemisms.

'by all means complain to the chef, he's a sous'

'thighs with that?'

idgi

i can't help it, any time i'm watching a movie and my girl pulls that move i slap them, gather my shawl around my shoulders, and storm out of the room. i mean really, what happened to treating a guy like a gentleman

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Friday, November 19, 2010 12:39 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

i seriously spent a good 10 seconds trying to figure out what 'them' was being slapped

like, is self-ball-slapping some next level dimmesdale type of or

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2129/1636214047_bf2c507777.jpg

slap tremendo balls ridically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZP4Ugev82I

brilliant

odd wedding dj slap them all

lolling at "next level dimmesdale type of"

Johnny and WmC otm, good luck Veg!

I have a small suspicion that part of the drought also has to do with Mr Veg's sex drive waning.

And if this is the case, go see the doctor about it. There may be all kinds of physical reasons for a waning sex drive, some of which may have other effects outside the bedroom.

Oh, and wouldn't a boneyard be something that you'd need a cockfarmer to take care of?

my wife has zero sex drive. i think thats the case with most women who have given birth, or am i being naive. I don't think we've had penetration in a few months.

Breast feeding can put a damper on sex drive, in the way that the pill can. After that, though, I think things return to normal typically (did for us).

she gave birth two years ago! she says she doesn't feel attractive because she hasn't lost the baby weight. I tell her she still attractive (which she is, very much so). Problem isn't really the lack of sex, im not bothered by it its the lack of initiation. she never ever initiates.

man lack of initiation is a whole different thread I think

Keep hearing this thread title to the tune of "Sex Weed" in my head.

xxp - did she initiate before?

Initiation of El Joyo De Sexo

so, the issue isn't that her lack of initiation is a possible result of having recently given birth, it's just something that's become a problem/more of one?

basically - grasp shaft of penis, stroke, nod emphatically and smile

we'd wear bathrobes for easier access

actually bought her a Snuggie so she could stay warm during hand action

(now going through my head: why did we break up again? She was way less crazy than the ones who followed her... maybe I should look her up on Facebook)

xp - LOL!