http://www.soulstrut.com/images/smileys/dead.gif
― xanaxdu (electricsound), Friday, 19 November 2010 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link
wmc otm
― max, Friday, 19 November 2010 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.picturehistory.com/images/products/0/0/4/prod_402.jpg"You are invited to my vagina!"
― you really love meta jokes, this is a thing that you are into (crüt), Friday, 19 November 2010 03:39 (thirteen years ago) link
crut!!!
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link
dying; on way to boneyard
― based lord sotosyn (The Reverend), Friday, 19 November 2010 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link
lj - you clearly are not or were ever goth
― sarahel, Friday, 19 November 2010 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link
haha omg crut!
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 19 November 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Table for two, please
http://i878.photobucket.com/albums/ab342/MetromixCLE/Boneyard%20Westlake/IMG_2108.jpg
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
Sadly, it looks empty.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 19 November 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link
important to remember that the boneyard is open for lunch 7 days a week
― based lord sotosyn (The Reverend), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Ask about our sliders!
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:10 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm off my game tonight. Normally, I'd be able to come up with all kinds of restaurant/sex euphemisms.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 19 November 2010 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link
'by all means complain to the chef, he's a sous'
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link
'thighs with that?'
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:25 (thirteen years ago) link
idgi
― sarahel, Friday, 19 November 2010 04:28 (thirteen years ago) link
i can't help it, any time i'm watching a movie and my girl pulls that move i slap them, gather my shawl around my shoulders, and storm out of the room. i mean really, what happened to treating a guy like a gentleman
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Friday, November 19, 2010 12:39 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
i seriously spent a good 10 seconds trying to figure out what 'them' was being slapped
― HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link
like, is self-ball-slapping some next level dimmesdale type of or
― HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2129/1636214047_bf2c507777.jpg
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:39 (thirteen years ago) link
slap tremendo balls ridically
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:44 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZP4Ugev82I
― you really love meta jokes, this is a thing that you are into (crüt), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:49 (thirteen years ago) link
brilliant
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:49 (thirteen years ago) link
odd wedding dj slap them all
― you really love meta jokes, this is a thing that you are into (crüt), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:52 (thirteen years ago) link
lolling at "next level dimmesdale type of"
― sarahel, Friday, 19 November 2010 07:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Johnny and WmC otm, good luck Veg!
― i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Friday, 19 November 2010 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link
I have a small suspicion that part of the drought also has to do with Mr Veg's sex drive waning.
And if this is the case, go see the doctor about it. There may be all kinds of physical reasons for a waning sex drive, some of which may have other effects outside the bedroom.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 19 November 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh, and wouldn't a boneyard be something that you'd need a cockfarmer to take care of?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 19 November 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
my wife has zero sex drive. i think thats the case with most women who have given birth, or am i being naive. I don't think we've had penetration in a few months.
― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Breast feeding can put a damper on sex drive, in the way that the pill can. After that, though, I think things return to normal typically (did for us).
― Euler, Friday, 19 November 2010 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link
she gave birth two years ago! she says she doesn't feel attractive because she hasn't lost the baby weight. I tell her she still attractive (which she is, very much so). Problem isn't really the lack of sex, im not bothered by it its the lack of initiation. she never ever initiates.
― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link
man lack of initiation is a whole different thread I think
― Euler, Friday, 19 November 2010 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Keep hearing this thread title to the tune of "Sex Weed" in my head.
― Raage Saga (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link
xxp - did she initiate before?
― the business class edition of the ronaldinho bottle opener thread (sarahel), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Initiation of El Joyo De Sexo
― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link
so, the issue isn't that her lack of initiation is a possible result of having recently given birth, it's just something that's become a problem/more of one?
― the business class edition of the ronaldinho bottle opener thread (sarahel), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link
basically - grasp shaft of penis, stroke, nod emphatically and smile
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Friday, 19 November 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link
we'd wear bathrobes for easier access
― the business class edition of the ronaldinho bottle opener thread (sarahel), Friday, 19 November 2010 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link
actually bought her a Snuggie so she could stay warm during hand action
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Friday, 19 November 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link
(now going through my head: why did we break up again? She was way less crazy than the ones who followed her... maybe I should look her up on Facebook)
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Friday, 19 November 2010 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link
xp - LOL!
― the business class edition of the ronaldinho bottle opener thread (sarahel), Friday, 19 November 2010 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link
i cant even get my wife to have sex in the bed never mind the couch.
― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Friday, 19 November 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link
ah, dumper's remorse
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link
don't make this about poop
― sonderangerbot, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Doesn't initiate sex. Stops having sex after becoming a mother. Doesn't have sex because she doesn't think a man would find her attractive enough.
Chris, what is this woman's background? How socially conservative was her upbringing? There's a strong whiff of traditional values to what you are saying is happening.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:30 (thirteen years ago) link
bingo. ct, girls.
― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link
?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link
bingo, chrono trigger, girls
3 games that are easy to play, hard to win
― inner g pills (crüt), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Aces Up, Zangband, boys.
This is fun!
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link
she's an uptight connecticut girl^^^
― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link
i was right!
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd look into counciling, then. There may be deep-seated problems here that may need a trained person to resolve.
Alternately, how did she give birth, vaginally or by C-section? If she gave birth vaginally, she may have suffered some damage down there that causes pain during sex. If she is as uptight as you say she is, she may not be willing to tell you about it for whatever reason.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link