brilliant
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:49 (thirteen years ago) link
odd wedding dj slap them all
― you really love meta jokes, this is a thing that you are into (crüt), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:52 (thirteen years ago) link
lolling at "next level dimmesdale type of"
― sarahel, Friday, 19 November 2010 07:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Johnny and WmC otm, good luck Veg!
― i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Friday, 19 November 2010 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link
I have a small suspicion that part of the drought also has to do with Mr Veg's sex drive waning.
And if this is the case, go see the doctor about it. There may be all kinds of physical reasons for a waning sex drive, some of which may have other effects outside the bedroom.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 19 November 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh, and wouldn't a boneyard be something that you'd need a cockfarmer to take care of?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 19 November 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
my wife has zero sex drive. i think thats the case with most women who have given birth, or am i being naive. I don't think we've had penetration in a few months.
― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Breast feeding can put a damper on sex drive, in the way that the pill can. After that, though, I think things return to normal typically (did for us).
― Euler, Friday, 19 November 2010 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link
she gave birth two years ago! she says she doesn't feel attractive because she hasn't lost the baby weight. I tell her she still attractive (which she is, very much so). Problem isn't really the lack of sex, im not bothered by it its the lack of initiation. she never ever initiates.
― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link
man lack of initiation is a whole different thread I think
― Euler, Friday, 19 November 2010 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Keep hearing this thread title to the tune of "Sex Weed" in my head.
― Raage Saga (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link
xxp - did she initiate before?
― the business class edition of the ronaldinho bottle opener thread (sarahel), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Initiation of El Joyo De Sexo
― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link
so, the issue isn't that her lack of initiation is a possible result of having recently given birth, it's just something that's become a problem/more of one?
― the business class edition of the ronaldinho bottle opener thread (sarahel), Friday, 19 November 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link
basically - grasp shaft of penis, stroke, nod emphatically and smile
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Friday, 19 November 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link
we'd wear bathrobes for easier access
― the business class edition of the ronaldinho bottle opener thread (sarahel), Friday, 19 November 2010 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link
actually bought her a Snuggie so she could stay warm during hand action
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Friday, 19 November 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link
(now going through my head: why did we break up again? She was way less crazy than the ones who followed her... maybe I should look her up on Facebook)
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Friday, 19 November 2010 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link
xp - LOL!
― the business class edition of the ronaldinho bottle opener thread (sarahel), Friday, 19 November 2010 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link
i cant even get my wife to have sex in the bed never mind the couch.
― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Friday, 19 November 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link
ah, dumper's remorse
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link
don't make this about poop
― sonderangerbot, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Doesn't initiate sex. Stops having sex after becoming a mother. Doesn't have sex because she doesn't think a man would find her attractive enough.
Chris, what is this woman's background? How socially conservative was her upbringing? There's a strong whiff of traditional values to what you are saying is happening.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 19 November 2010 23:30 (thirteen years ago) link
bingo. ct, girls.
― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link
?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link
bingo, chrono trigger, girls
3 games that are easy to play, hard to win
― inner g pills (crüt), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Aces Up, Zangband, boys.
This is fun!
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link
she's an uptight connecticut girl^^^
― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link
i was right!
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd look into counciling, then. There may be deep-seated problems here that may need a trained person to resolve.
Alternately, how did she give birth, vaginally or by C-section? If she gave birth vaginally, she may have suffered some damage down there that causes pain during sex. If she is as uptight as you say she is, she may not be willing to tell you about it for whatever reason.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link
how exactly did i end up with a super-drunk girl two minutes from the home of my super-drunk self but end up only saying i'd text her so we could go on a date some time and waving her off home? i mean that's good and all, but DAMN.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link
u prob did rite thing
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link
nonetheless, condolences
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:04 (thirteen years ago) link
ya you're right. and now since it's snowing (!) i've come home wanting nothing but to listen to the charlie brown christmas album. fuck a sex.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link
you should split the difference and fuck to charlie brown christmas imo
― princess tamtam swag (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:08 (thirteen years ago) link
will propose that by text right now.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:10 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― princess tamtam swag (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link
whenever this happens I always think of what's my age again
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link
woot woot, got my bj on last night.
― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Monday, 29 November 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link
http://robsmithjr.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/2009-0215-celebrate.jpg
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 29 November 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.wondercliparts.com/congratulations/congratulation_graphics_4.gif
― mormon's marmots (crüt), Monday, 29 November 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link
peculiar little addendum to my charlie brown story up there is that last night i spent a good hour talking to this girl about christmas music.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 29 November 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link
:-)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
at what point is it ok to complain about being in a drought cause i am only 1.5 months in post-breakup and i am already going nuts
― ╭∩╮⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠╭∩╮ (jeff), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 09:53 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm in a month-long drought (almost) INSIDE a relationship! (The openness thing, you ask? Rainchecked. The flight to NZ? Within 2 months)
― gospodin sim gishel (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 09:58 (thirteen years ago) link
It's all subjective: if you're having sex on a regular basis, a 1.5 month drought may feel like a looong time. If your sex life is infrequent, 6 months may go by surprisingly quickly. I know, because I've been in both positions.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 10:06 (thirteen years ago) link
i'll kill you both, if someone else from this thread doesnt get ye first
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 10:09 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm already going batty again
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 10:17 (thirteen years ago) link
lol @ you people complaining about going without for a month.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link
but really
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 11:55 (thirteen years ago) link