Sex Droughts

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bingo. ct, girls.

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Saturday, 20 November 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link

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Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

bingo, chrono trigger, girls

3 games that are easy to play, hard to win

inner g pills (crüt), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Aces Up, Zangband, boys.

This is fun!

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

she's an uptight connecticut girl^^^

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link

i was right!

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link

she's an uptight connecticut girl^^^

I'd look into counciling, then. There may be deep-seated problems here that may need a trained person to resolve.

Alternately, how did she give birth, vaginally or by C-section? If she gave birth vaginally, she may have suffered some damage down there that causes pain during sex. If she is as uptight as you say she is, she may not be willing to tell you about it for whatever reason.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link

how exactly did i end up with a super-drunk girl two minutes from the home of my super-drunk self but end up only saying i'd text her so we could go on a date some time and waving her off home? i mean that's good and all, but DAMN.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link

u prob did rite thing

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link

nonetheless, condolences

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:04 (thirteen years ago) link

ya you're right. and now since it's snowing (!) i've come home wanting nothing but to listen to the charlie brown christmas album. fuck a sex.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link

you should split the difference and fuck to charlie brown christmas imo

princess tamtam swag (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:08 (thirteen years ago) link

will propose that by text right now.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:10 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

princess tamtam swag (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link

whenever this happens I always think of what's my age again

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link

woot woot, got my bj on last night.

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Monday, 29 November 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

peculiar little addendum to my charlie brown story up there is that last night i spent a good hour talking to this girl about christmas music.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 29 November 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

woot woot, got my bj on last night.

:-)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link

at what point is it ok to complain about being in a drought cause i am only 1.5 months in post-breakup and i am already going nuts

╭∩╮⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠╭∩╮ (jeff), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 09:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm in a month-long drought (almost) INSIDE a relationship! (The openness thing, you ask? Rainchecked. The flight to NZ? Within 2 months)

gospodin sim gishel (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 09:58 (thirteen years ago) link

It's all subjective: if you're having sex on a regular basis, a 1.5 month drought may feel like a looong time. If your sex life is infrequent, 6 months may go by surprisingly quickly. I know, because I've been in both positions.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 10:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i'll kill you both, if someone else from this thread doesnt get ye first

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 10:09 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm already going batty again

The Reverend, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 10:17 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ you people complaining about going without for a month.

ENBB, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link

but really

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 11:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Getting on for 2 years here. In a relationship, and I have tried acting, talking, humour, sending suggestive poetry et al. The object of my desires has a low sex drive in any case and has recently been suffering from chronic pain. He's just had an op to fix the pain, but is looking at a 6 month recuperation. I've gone beyond suffering from frustration and settled into thinking of myself as celibate. It seems like the only way to preserve my sanity, given that a) there's no chance for the next good while and b) he's always said 'no' more than he's said 'yes'.

I miss the intimacy.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 12:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I might possibly maybe get busy a few days after xmas when I visit Atlanta. hooray me! (This will be the first time I've had sex with two different people in the same year since...ever.)

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 12:15 (thirteen years ago) link

you go girl

lj dogg are you going to stop off in Sydney?

i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:01 (thirteen years ago) link

am saving up for just the one flight, sadly...although maybe she and I will take a weekend there before we return to England! :)

gospodin sim gishel (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link

You want to help end his drought?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link

(x-post, dammit!)

Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link

ha ha

i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:07 (thirteen years ago) link

i am going bonkers

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Damn my eyesight, I misread that as 'I am going with hookers'

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link

that's what we call prostitutes here. "bonkers." because they bonk you.

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Blackout Crew - "put a bonk on it"

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:29 (thirteen years ago) link

"put a prostiture on it"

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Shld read 'prostitute', obv.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link

im back in the saddle.

Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link

xposts to surfingatwork and i guess vegegirl - low sex drive or no sex drive, if your partner has at least one working hand and maybe even a tongue (bonus!) there really is no reason you should be doing without. imo and ime part of a committed relationship is both of you doing things ~for~ each other, without necessarily getting any particular payoff yourself (except the satisfaction that you are making your partner happy).

just1n3, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWhSfln1O4k

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link

mrs. kkvgz went to her 6 week post-pregnancy checkup today.

in: u need 2 pick up my pills at cvs
out: ok
out: what kinda pills they got you on?
in: bcntrl
out: !

Julian Osage Orange (kkvgz), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ you people complaining about going without for a month.

was in a relationship for years so it definitely feels like a drought. probably more an issue with sleeping alone as opposed to just sex. but yeah, at what point is it an official shameful drought?

╭∩╮⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠╭∩╮ (jeff), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Surfing at Work: Perhaps one of the medications he's on for pain management is lowering his libido?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 2 December 2010 01:33 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ you people complaining about going without for a month.

― ENBB, Wednesday, December 1, 2010 3:45 AM Bookmark

u ma(rrie)d

The Reverend, Thursday, 2 December 2010 06:42 (thirteen years ago) link

god louis is so damn funny

jagger reupholstered my pussy (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 2 December 2010 06:59 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^fuckwant

The Reverend, Thursday, 2 December 2010 07:02 (thirteen years ago) link

ck

jagger reupholstered my pussy (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 2 December 2010 07:04 (thirteen years ago) link


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