North Korea

can't believe shakey mo collier just nuked n korea

nukey mo collier

guys, this is going to be the funniest world war

oh my aching, irradiated sides

someone drag my knee back over here, I need to slap it

America's Funniest Police Actions

Meanwhile, breaking news from the Central News Agency of the DPRK:

Pyongyang, November 23 (KCNA) -- General Secretary Kim Jong Il provided field guidance to the newly built Soy Sauce Shop at the Ryongsong Foodstuff Factory.

After being briefed on the technical features of the newly built shop, he went round various places including the processes equipped with cutting-edge facilities for producing soy sauce, processed salt, powdered meat and ham to learn in detail about its construction and production there.

It is a great success that the workers of the factory and soldier- builders have successfully built the modern shop as big as a food processing factory in a short span of time, he noted, expressing great satisfaction over the construction of a model shop which can represent the era of Songun.

http://www.hockeydrunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/kim_jong_ok.jpg

we should call north korea's bluff and send kanye in as our new diplomatic envoy

you wanna act all crazy, we'll show you crazy

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I can't find it now coz I is travelling for work but there's a brilliant photo blog of Kim Jong-il posing in warehouses with various food products.

(by 'posing' I mean 'standing awkwardly and detachedly clutching/surveying')

Palin stands with 'our North Korean allies'

PALIN/IL 2012

KIM u racist

HA

oh my fucking god sarah palin

"There was also a new version of the No-dong ballistic missile, with a tri-conic nosecone, on show." - http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/11/24/north.korea.capability/

If I die because of a no-dong missle ....

I guess Kim gets the Adam & Eve catalog as well…

(that was weak, i know)

It's a new type o' dong: http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-february-13-2003/north-korea-s-taepo-dong

Pretty sure it's a term of the ceasefire that N. Korea stop developing and building all state of the art soy sauce factories. Someone should bomb that shit immediately before they sell it to someone savvy enough to weaponize it.

http://www.5cense.com/10/atomization/soy_bomb.jpg

NYT:

It was unclear whether the arrival of a United States aircraft carrier group off North Korea’s coast would be seen as a provocation.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcgnyif1Mi1qzamioo1_500.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyongyang_Metro

#1 천리마선 Line

붉은별 Red Star
전우 Comrade
개선 Triumph
통일 Reunification
승리 Victory
봉화 Torch/Beacon
영광 Glory
부흥 Revitalization

#2 혁신선 Line

광복 Restoration/Independence
건국 National Foundation
황금벌 Golden Soil
건설 Construction
혁신 Innovation
전승 Complete Victory (in Battle)
삼흥 Three Rejuvenations
광명 Shine/Enlightenment
락원 Paradise

http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

those are v helpful geographically relevantly named subway stations, thank you dear leader

전승 Complete Victory (in Battle)

센터 Central
음경 Penis
바보 Idiot

똥차 Midget's Turd (end of line)

Want Kim Jong Il coat

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcdxkgl0i51qewv1lo1_500.jpg

LOL, that dude writing shit down is so totally getting killed for rocking the same coat as Dear Leader.

They are off to catch whales.

Breaking news: LATEST: North Korea ready for 'sacred war' with South using nuclear weapons, says armed forces minister. More details soon ...

Funny guys getting funner.

have some friends touristing in SK, they're not back til monday. :/

They should def. get back before the nuclear sacred war starts.

pretty sure nuclear sacred war will interfere with punctual air travel, they may wanna call ahead and check

No, they just alter the route to fly around the nuclear sacred war. Might even shave a few minutes off the trip, and imagine the view out the left side of the plane!

north korea's sacred war (ft. nuclear weapons)

have yall seen this

if you have 45 mins you should watch it here or netflix it or whatever

deeply unsettling and fucked up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxLBywKrTf4

THIS VIDEO CONTAINS CONTENT FROM NATIONAL
GEOGRAPHIC, WHO HAS BLOCKED IT IN YOUR COUNTRY
ON COPYRIGHT GROUNDS.

Never mind, just stole it. Sorry for you National Geocockscrape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm0hIaVSbWg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDqBWSknlWQ

That narrator woman has an axe over her head doesn't she?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13hiAxyonJs

Could have been shot at any time in the past 40 years.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/Ryugyeong_Hotel_on_February_2011.jpg/250px-Ryugyeong_Hotel_on_February_2011.jpg

Bigger image: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Ryugyeong_Hotel_on_February_2011.jpg

http://english.chosun.com/site/data/html_dir/2011/10/03/2011100300523.html

family politics, feels like a russian novel