Is the Guardian worse than it used to be?

And straight male music writers don't have sex.

"...also we never hear about the career sex men have, why's that?" Dingbod bangs on about thsi every time J Harris is mentioned! - fixed

are women dismissed as bad Women writers, rather than bad writers / filler journos / whatever? not by me. maybe by someone else - maybe I've missed it.

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I've bought three of my last four girlfriends this book.

Worzel UGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EAT MY LUNCH TWICE

four?

I've bought three of my last four girlfriends this book.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 11:55 (1 minute ago)

Pretty sure the girls I date have daddy issues too big to work as hookers.

I've bought three of my last four girlfriends this book candles.

"that one dude that killed that guy" Who? Lesley Grantham?

-- Raw Patrick, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 11:52 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Patrick Kluivert. Takes over Lucy Barton's whimsical pop dribbling column in Music and Film next month.

Yes Dingbod, knowing that you can't really blame others for lack of own progress is probably a good first step, and something certain others should probably take on board themselves.

I hope Suzy is wrong that people criticize women writers for being women - that is wrong and bad, and I would never do it

but then again, there is something a bit distasteful and urine-scented about a thread full of males, all rushing to disagree with one woman about sexism

maybe more Suzy, in Guardian or elsewhere, would be a good thing

All ILX threads about the Guardian end up rather distasteful and urine-scented.

"Patrick Kluivert. Takes over Lucy Barton's whimsical pop dribbling column in Music and Film next month.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 12:00 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link"

I look forward to his columns about how he likes to listen to 'The Boss' and Jonathan Richman whilst running people over.

True, Alba. Although my perfumier's nose knows piss and vinegar when it smells it.

P/F: soon come, I'm sure, I have other work that is more important right now (and I should be doing it instead of procrastinating) and when you can write Guarn features in three hours with yr eyes shut, it's time to maybe find a challenge, eh?

I don't know about "lack of own progress" though.

You know, the thing's written and has been re-edited.

It's ready to go and it's doing the rounds of the publishers.

But I need someone to sell it for me because I'm clearly useless at doing so myself for reasons well you know damn well what the reasons are.

Even it were published it would mostly get slagged off by idiots.

In any case I've got far more important things to sort out at the moment so we'll just see what happens.

Even it were published it would mostly get slagged off by idiots

http://www.ilxor.com

Quite.

raw patrick deliverin' the goods

Jennifer Celeria taking over Barton's column morelike

The few times I have received 'bad reviews' as such, these were too kneejerk in nature to take seriously and mitigated by higher praise from publications or critics that were more important in the greater scheme of things, both to me and the people commissioning me.

A big part of the irritation with Chung must come from the fact that she is so young and good-looking. It seems unfair.

My predictions:

"pretentious muddle"
"blogs are not BOOKS"
"where is X, Y, Z"
"clever clever for its own sake"
"Mr Biffen must remember that the primary duty of a work of art is to amuse"

she is irritatingly thin

A big part of the irritation with Chung must come from the fact that she is so young and good-looking. It seems unfair.

-- Tracer Hand, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 1:22 PM (1 second ago) Bookmark Link

pretty heavyweight reply -- changing my perspective 180 as i type this.

she is posher than i figured tho. i didn't read the interview beyond 'i had a pony'.

BTW to my knowledge I haven't read a word of Chung nor heard anything by her, ever, but I suspect this irritation would still be there a little -- and possibly even intensified along certain axes? -- were she brilliant and thought-provoking

banriquit when I want you to change your opinion you'll know it!

I saw her at the meeting of Shoreditch High Street/Great Eastern Street but she just looked like everyone else round there so i didn't notice her till my g/f pointed her out. She was wearing a coat that I'd seen her wear on telly.

She's not that good looking, certainly not "stupidly beautiful"

She's crap on Vanity Lair (but who wouldn't be) and neither here-nor-there everywhere else. Dunno why people are trying to make her into a 'style icon'.

i've got nothing against chung, being young and good-looking myself; it was just a shitty article is all, and this is a thread about the guardian being shitty.

I suspect this irritation would still be there a little -- and possibly even intensified along certain axes? -- were she brilliant and thought-provoking

well, um, no, not really: is there any evidence the haters *dislike* things-that-are-brilliant-and-thought-provoking?

she was pretending not to be posh in the interview, in a way, and failing.

Banriquit and Hand's friendly duel there is droll!

Hand's right: it does seem unfair, in a way, that someone can be so attractive, etc. And he's right, too, that if she was talented it could in fact be more irritating.

I've got nothing against Alexa Chung either, it's the crappy article I dislike

She's better than those Shoreditch-post-new-rave types, a skinny boy and a chubby girl that Channel Four are currently trying to push though. They seem like the thickest people evah.

It is sort of amazing that she actually had a pony.

"Deddy, deddy, I wunt a ponee" "OK!"

That's how I imagine she sounds. I think I'm taking the voice from a little girl in a car insurance advertisement I saw in England ca. 1994.

"it does seem unfair, in a way, that someone can be so attractive, etc."

Loads of girls look as good as her. I see them all the time!

I like things that are brilliant and thoughtprovoking, as long as I created them

when they're from other people whom I don't know and whose looks, youth, audience etc exclude me, maybe not.

but some people probably think Chung is tres talented and super bright

it's true, if Chung was just a TV presenter, OK; the article made her out to be much more somehow

I think she's a phenomenon.

I thought it was funny that her stylist came from, of all places, Elle Girl.

I'm not irritated by her, I want to have sex with her, that's much nicer,

I had never heard of Alexa Chung before the piece was linked to upthread, and still have no idea who she is, beyond "TV presenter".

She isn't anything beyond TV presenter! That's it.

Mere TV presenters have, as far as I can tell, been interviewed in broadsheet newspapers and broadsheet newspaper supplements, sometimes at length, for rather a long time.

a skinny boy

^^^is this the camp guy with the haystack haircut? Dude needs to get the fuck off the planet.

matt DC OTM.

the only thing that annoys me about her is that she is boning the dude from arctic monkeys and not the dude from red bull dozers.

a skinny boy

^^^is this the camp guy with the haystack haircut? Dude needs to get the fuck off the planet.

Saw him in the street. Fear he may live near me.

"a skinny boy

^^^is this the camp guy with the haystack haircut? Dude needs to get the fuck off the planet."

Yeah. The two of 'em are afraid to show any enthusiasm for anything in case it turns out to be not cool 5 mins later, but can't sneer properly either, so end up in a weird zone between the two. It's hard to watch.

I think DC and Ken C should get a (bath)room.

Laverne > Oliver > Chung > aforementioned 'chubby girl' whose name i dunno