https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z2nLwEfAoo
Would be better if it ended on a long shot of a dog freezing to death.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 11:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Iceland party foods: stuff you could easily make yourself for a tenth of the cost!
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 12:13 (thirteen years ago) link
you really couldn't, it's mega cheapness is the one thing it has going for it.
the advert for the pedigree chum jumbone where the manky dog jumps on the white sheets of the bed is stomach turning. they are obv trying to go for the cute youtube angle and seriously misfiring.
― jed_, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 12:25 (thirteen years ago) link
its
this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F57RqqsTRc
repulsive.
― jed_, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 12:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Online dating from Uniform Dating, as seen on TV, is for women and men in uniform and anyone who wants to date a man in uniform – date a policeman, date a fireman ...
wtmff
― e.g. delegates at a set age (ledge), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link
the kelloggs christmas advert.
― koogs, Sunday, 5 December 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Was it a dream or did I see an ad for Weetabix a couple of weeks ago featuring a talking family dog saying "get it down ya boy"? If so, I think this will be enough to put me off Weetabix forever, thanks.
― What are you doing here? (dog latin), Monday, 6 December 2010 11:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Can confirm.
― Mark G, Monday, 6 December 2010 11:30 (thirteen years ago) link
you didn't. dog is voiced by simon farnaby, the bloke with the conker for a head / head of pieface records in mighty boosh. (i have seen him twice walking about hammersmith, both times on a pelican crossing going in the opposite direction)
― koogs, Monday, 6 December 2010 11:31 (thirteen years ago) link
oh he's quite funny, or at least quite a likeable bloke in general. i just don't think a slobbering pet dog should be used to advertise quite-sloppy made-for-humans breakfast cereals. And then "get it down ya boy" is just... I don't know, it makes me feel really sick.
― What are you doing here? (dog latin), Monday, 6 December 2010 11:35 (thirteen years ago) link
DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY Cat fucking Deeley going "Swish!" argh please god no
― a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Monday, 6 December 2010 11:56 (thirteen years ago) link
"Don't get into bed and dirty your sheets when it only takes it a minute to use Easy Feet !"
As if...
― soviet, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link
dunno how widespread it is but over here renault are running an absolute embarrassment of an ad comprising 90 seconds of meaningless random free love and let's all get along pseudo environmentalist platitudes over the obligatory clips of happy kids and norwegian executive golfers.
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaM3Ku_KKRw
This kinda makes me want to do horrible things to everyone involved in this advert. Including me for having such a violent reaction to something as painfully unimportant as an smug annoying advert.
― 전승 Complete Victory (in Battle) (NotEnough), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link
All the Miller Lite ads where hot girls insult their customers (the ones who dress in 80's clothes and do things that no actual human being has ever done)
― frogbs, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link
eh, you know the paul whitehouse aviva insurance ads which are puportedly humorous and consist of him being unfunny and doing daft voices? well they've not been great, wouldn't say the worst though. however today i saw the life insurance one, and fuck me, they only have whitehouse as a father watching over his family as they leave for a holiday, enumerating all the different ways they will be provided for, because dun dun dun, he's pan bread and he's talking about his life insurance policy. just horrible, especially because it's jarring in contrast to what had came before.
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 23 January 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link
does he wear an hilarious false nose in the afterlife? it seems reasonable that the conclusion of his painful 10-year journey into deep, rounded characters and no jokes is a bunch of shitty adverts.
― hoybo with a shoytgun (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 January 2011 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVkVUJ3HaLA
How the mighty have etc etc.
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 30 January 2011 12:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Idgi?
― Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Sunday, 30 January 2011 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Guy in the hat is Gaz Coombes from Supergrass.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 30 January 2011 13:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Yes but I still don't understand
― Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Sunday, 30 January 2011 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Boyfriend gets toast and jam all over the fascia of girlfriend's Toyota Yaris. Girlfriend gets revenge by deliberately taking a bad photo of boyfriend with Gaz Coombes.
Yea I don't understand either. The girlfriend should be happy that her boyfriend made the interior of her car slightly less boring by the application of breakfast condiments and toasted bread products. And Gaz Coombes? Guess that Liam was unavailable.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 30 January 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link
It's basically yet another car ad that tells us nothing at all about the product.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 30 January 2011 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Can't wait to see Simon Fowler in the next Volvo campaign.
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 30 January 2011 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link
"The Day We Caught The Train (Because My Volvo's Engine Packed Up)"
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 30 January 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link
"I never saw it as a coupe, it's more like a spacious estate"
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 30 January 2011 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Mark from Ride is lined up for the next Renault ad...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02i5GfKiVrQ(@ 3 minutes)
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 30 January 2011 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8YDZKTvWMw
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 09:32 (thirteen years ago) link
It's no Fly Fishing by J.R. Hartley.
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 09:34 (thirteen years ago) link
whitehouse as a father watching over his family as they leave for a holiday, enumerating all the different ways they will be provided for, because dun dun dun, he's pan bread
Funnily enough, I 'got' that he was brown immediately. And I didn't even know why until I saw the ad again. There is a subtle clue in the first shot.
So, for that kind of attention to detail, it gets a half-point from me.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 10:04 (thirteen years ago) link
The three passports?
― Bill A, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 11:08 (thirteen years ago) link
yep.
Probably being a family of four, I clicked straightaway.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 11:11 (thirteen years ago) link
It took me until the second viewing to catch that detail. First time round I was all like "oh no...he's not...surely they cannot deem this suitable for an ad??".
And Gaz Coombes? Guess that Liam was unavailable.
God, if only if could have been a cameo from Noel, ideally as he emerges from a Londis or betting shop.
― Bill A, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 11:36 (thirteen years ago) link
"MOUNTAIN TOP!!!"
― Mark G, Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.discogs.com/Day-V-Lately-Pulse-Thunder/release/2693756
http://s.dsimg.com/image/R-2693756-1296848580.jpeg
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 10 February 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK3Xz8QrEqQ
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 13 February 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link
our house
― conrad, Sunday, 13 February 2011 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link
can't see youtube was coming to post grandmaster flash and the suburban nappies
― conrad, Monday, 14 February 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Anyone who likes 'the message' by grandmaster flash: don't watch the KIA ad I implore you!
― dentarthurdent (dog latin), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Kids in the front room, OAPs in the backLib/Cons in the alley trying to increase VATI tried to get away, but I couldn't get far'cause Kia make stupid piece-of-shit cars
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link
huhhuh huhhuh
Just saw the Yell advert. Don't understand the haterz tbh, I thought it was kinda sweet.
― 전승 Complete Victory (in Battle) (NotEnough), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Fuck that Virgin Mobile ad that has some voiceover guy speaking the lyrics to 'House Of Fun' by Madness.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link
read this thread and you'll find out about the bad adverts
― conrad, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link
more than freeman
― conrad, Saturday, 26 February 2011 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm never eating Jammy Dodgers again
― koogs, Friday, 6 May 2011 06:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Plusnet - "Good Honest Broadband From Yorkshire"
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Friday, 6 May 2011 07:49 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p93O4xfVag
― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link