North Korea

전승 Complete Victory (in Battle)

센터 Central
음경 Penis
바보 Idiot

똥차 Midget's Turd (end of line)

Want Kim Jong Il coat

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcdxkgl0i51qewv1lo1_500.jpg

LOL, that dude writing shit down is so totally getting killed for rocking the same coat as Dear Leader.

They are off to catch whales.

Breaking news: LATEST: North Korea ready for 'sacred war' with South using nuclear weapons, says armed forces minister. More details soon ...

Funny guys getting funner.

have some friends touristing in SK, they're not back til monday. :/

They should def. get back before the nuclear sacred war starts.

pretty sure nuclear sacred war will interfere with punctual air travel, they may wanna call ahead and check

No, they just alter the route to fly around the nuclear sacred war. Might even shave a few minutes off the trip, and imagine the view out the left side of the plane!

north korea's sacred war (ft. nuclear weapons)

have yall seen this

if you have 45 mins you should watch it here or netflix it or whatever

deeply unsettling and fucked up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxLBywKrTf4

THIS VIDEO CONTAINS CONTENT FROM NATIONAL
GEOGRAPHIC, WHO HAS BLOCKED IT IN YOUR COUNTRY
ON COPYRIGHT GROUNDS.

Never mind, just stole it. Sorry for you National Geocockscrape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm0hIaVSbWg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDqBWSknlWQ

That narrator woman has an axe over her head doesn't she?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13hiAxyonJs

Could have been shot at any time in the past 40 years.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/Ryugyeong_Hotel_on_February_2011.jpg/250px-Ryugyeong_Hotel_on_February_2011.jpg

Bigger image: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Ryugyeong_Hotel_on_February_2011.jpg

http://english.chosun.com/site/data/html_dir/2011/10/03/2011100300523.html

family politics, feels like a russian novel

An amazing human flesh search.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/8809102/The-unpalatable-appetites-of-Kim-Jong-il.html

not really surprising, still fucking shameful

Someone told called me "Abbott Jong Il" when I was wearing my glasses the other day. ;_;

that was really mean and I'm sorry you had to go through that. next time you see him/her, tell him/her that I called him/her a poopyhead.

are you crazy? kjl is a style icon

lagerfeld of modern despots

http://blogs.independent.co.uk/2011/11/15/north-korea-claim-unofficial-world-champions-title/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBgMeunuviE

pretty heartwarming!

http://i.imgur.com/UHeOd.jpg

so reports of Kim Jong-Un having been assassinated in Beijing are bollocks, right?

and when I say reports, I mean "rumours on Twitter"

Kim Jong was un assassinated?

Twitter rumour, but the rumour is getting some traction
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2012/02/twitter-weibo-light-kim-jong-un-death-rumors/48565/

UN DEAD

http://www.businessinsider.com/north-korean-claims-unicorns-are-real-2012-11

url kinda says it all, really.

that URL leaves out the words "News Agency"! north korean news agency claims unicorns are real! wow. if only north korea was a magical place to live...

"unicorn lair"

sounds like a name for a gay bar in a 70s crime movie tbh

but it fucking doesn't say anything about them claiming unicorns are real.

the one guy quoted in the story even refers to the unicorn thing as "associated with legend."

and i'll guess they're talking about a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qilin

KNCA reports a "rectangular rock carved with words 'Unicorn Lair' stands in front of the lair.

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHauC3GkUkeBzrFKbwYQOVFwV6p2p9edewolzgktagyKyULgPr

i don't want to split hairs here but how is that proof that kcna believes unicorns are real?

here's the original: http://www.kcna.co.jp/item/2012/201211/news29/20121129-20ee.html

The discovery of the unicorn lair, associated with legend about King Tongmyong, proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom."

i think it would be more interesting to talk about the practice of archeology in north korea, its ideological uses, what it means that nk is using archeological finds to reconfirm that pyongyang is the ancient capital of "Ancient Korea." something instead of playing the headline for the lulz.

http://www.questgreekislands.com/travel/activities/1389-climbing-mount-olympus.html

does this article claim that the gods of the ancient greek pantheon are real?

Mount Olympus is home to the gods of Greek mythology and Greece's highest mountain which is located on the Greek mainland. Mount Olympus is an impressive mountain and principal peak of a still-wild mountain area.

North Korea to launch long-range rocket in December

cue "a big 'dong for Christmas" joeks

They should call the missile the Unicorn Horn.