names of footballers that float through your head

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PHIL STAMP

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link

STEED Malbranqe

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link

nelinho

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

as i've never knowingly heard anyone else pronounce it, does anyone else say kerlon as ker-loin? i cannae help it.

/most boring message i have ever put on ilx.

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

henrikh mhkitaryan

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:21 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

Full name Henrikh Hamlet Mkhitaryan
Date of birth January 21, 1989 (age 21)

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link

i know, right?

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Bart Goor

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

and yeah he was invoked recently but Pegguy Arphexad 4alltime

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

FAUST/ARP/HEX

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

of course the most celebrated Peg Guy = Stefan Postma

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link

tru story

in the late nineties i was looking thru the daily telegraph's fantasy football player list, and there amid the gary breens and flitcrofts was ARPHEXAD

but for some reason i got the idea he was levantine or caucasian or something

turns out he's french caribbean, ehhh

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link

answer me truthfully: do u have a lexical fetish abt asia minor

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

nuh

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

cool names is cool names tho

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

lol Stefan Postma had a trial with Liverpool ya know. I got his autograph outside Melwood once, no one knew he was.

The referee was perfect (Chris), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

That was in 98 or 99 btw.

The referee was perfect (Chris), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Both clubs have a waterbird on their crest but Swansea's is a swan and ADO's appears to be an egret. Big difference there.

― Just got offed, Sunday, 1 June 2008 14:51 (2 years ago)

q impressed with this early bid for authority

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link

my old stalwart

Gaston Taument

modrić in paradise (blueski), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Carl Muggleton and Crawford Baptie are excellent choices, btw. Crawford Baptie is instantly symbolic of every journeyman SPL plodder in history (like a better Kirk Broadfoot), and Carl Muggleton is an instant symbol of how pish Celtic used to be (see also Martin Hayes, Stuart Slater - who I actually quite liked - and Wayne Biggins).

Jose Quitongo always puts me in mind of Jerome Vareille as well - vaguely crap foreigners who ended up having a very long and not very distinguished career in the arse end of the SPL.

Which brings us nicely on to Danny Invincibile.

ailsa, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

nicky summerbee

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

marlon beresford

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link

ruel fox

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Wayne Biggins.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Stern John

modrić in paradise (blueski), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Gilles De Bilde and his partner in bringing droll Dutch nomenclature to Sheffield, Wim Jonk

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Freddie Dindeleux.

Angel Rangel (which is not as good when you realise it's not pronounced to rhyme)

ailsa, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

SIXTO PERALTA

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Jermaine McSporran (symbolic of people I know nothing about other than hearing Jeff Stelling mention his name a lot on a Saturday afternoon)

ailsa, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Siphiwe tshabalala. Well just his surname really. Surprised no one in the epl bought the dude.

rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Mixu Paatelainen

Porpoises Rescue Dick Van Dyke (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^yes

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

phil jevons

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Mixu Paatelainen's real first name is Mika-Matti, btw.

ailsa, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Mika-Matti Paatelainen? That's... beautiful...

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Pascal Bedrossian

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link

nico melo

(651) (156), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

i think of emmanuel eboue a couple times a week

(651) (156), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Bernard Diomede

Davek (davek_00), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link

laurent robert

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link

daniel gygax

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link

taribo west shaking his head as i was semi arrested in front of him at an airport. Good times

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link

srsly?

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Taribo West age - True Knowledge
What is the age (length of time since creation) of Taribo West (born 1974)?

'1974'

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:27 (thirteen years ago) link

what a taribo idea hiding a knife in yr stuff was

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link

ya i came down on her after like the wrath of god

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link

ruel fox

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:00 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this was the first name I thought of when I saw this thread

also Bobby Mimms for when I see something about the rapper Mims, which admittedly hasn't been too often of late

Princess BigSam (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 12:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I like how the foreignness of Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink sneaks up on you.

he's Big but he's not Bobo (onimo), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link

90 Minutes magazine used to do these proto-The most interesting pieces of soccerball trivia you know (that are 100% false) factoid boxouts and one of them was something like "commentators are required by FA guidelines to refer to Ruel Fox by his full name at all times"

Princess BigSam (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 12:58 (thirteen years ago) link


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