game-related lolz of some fashion

there are known knowns, unknown knowns, known unknowns and unknown unknowns w/r/t the wii2

Lol sex? I can live without that. Plinking out some random ho's slimecave, with the risk of getting her preggers... no thank you. Driving home with my leg shaking the whole time, like holy fuck, I actually just did that . I hate adrenaline rushes actually. I'll pass. But I'll tell you what gets my shit hard: Getting rushed by a swarm of 150 zerglings, and laying down like 10 consecutive psi-storms and watching them all being zapped into a pile of bug goo. Watching my homebase about to be overrun by a mass of protoss and perfectly placing that tac nuke with my cloaked ghost, turning them into no-toss, haha. That is what I fucking live for. I am sure I will find her some day. But until then Ive got better things to do.

EA's Plinking Out Some Random Ho's Slimecave '11

IT'S IN THE GAME

dude is not aware of modern contraception technology

that's DLC

Mega Man 1 tool-assisted speedrun in 12:23. Gets crazy around 6 minutes in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lnogpRPvY4

Donkey Kong waiting animation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhZHoCQ6uHA

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/28/drudge-siren.gifWii 2http://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/28/drudge-siren.gif

Plinking Out Some Random Ho's Slimecave REMIX '93

on a re-issue of a crucial early Public Enemy disc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smETLCCPTVo

Watch this guy play Facade:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSIrXqnNRGI

margaritas are awesome

that made me laugh at the end

that whole series of videos is great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLU8T2UVJFQ

http://i.imgur.com/uifTQ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/AhcCm.jpg

omg the facade videos, i have no idea why i'm lolling so hard but these are really fantastic.

"What's a crostini? I don't know what that is... What's a crostini?"

http://i.imgur.com/mWOoW.jpg

still working through facade videos, god

"My name is Kha...I was named for my father. King of the Mongols! He was a great ruler. He was.. when did you start fighting? You were just making a drink. Stop fighting."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulbotKa5LnM&feature=related

http://sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/nes100/jaws_nes_steve_irwin.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk9oa_PiXAk

pretty similar to the dennis hopper bowser really

Awesome.

http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/ww10/Valiran/Isopod_minerals.jpg

ho shiiii dr. wahwee kills me every time

http://www.tombstoned.co.uk/words/?p=90

can someone explain the isopod one to me

starcraft joke

Only thing missing from that Mario trailer is Mario punching Yoshi in the head, otherwise A+++.

"What's with the masks? You guys shy or somethin'?"

http://i53.tinypic.com/142aao0.jpg

magazine is generally tough but fair i find

That explosion in the middle looks like 3D Pac-Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx1SbnYyPlM

http://www.doctoroctoroc.com/video-game-inspired-music/8-bit-jesus-new-christmas-chip-tune-album/

http://splitsider.com/2010/12/the-ten-funniest-video-games-of-2010/

hit-or-miss, of course, but there you go

tricycle zombie killing makes me wanna buy dr2

http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2010/12/how-video-game-makers-design-characters-24820-1292940464-1.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQTcazGNqyY&feature=player_embedded

Warning: long, cuet

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/creeper_sssssss

xp I saw that a few days ago, thought it was ridiculously cute. I SEE SOMETHING.

ya, that kid is great.

Half Of 26-Year-Old's Memories Nintendo-Related

The memory-evaluation study, headed by Dr. Franklin McCarroll of New York University's School of Psychology, revealed that approximately 47 percent of Jenkins' hippocampus is dedicated to storing notable video-game victories and frustrating last-minute defeats, while 32 percent of his amygdala contains embedded neurological scripts pertaining to game strategies, character back stories, theme songs, and cheat codes. In addition, his entire dorsolateral prefrontal cortex is devoted to remembering the time he did a helicopter dunk from half-court with Shawn Kemp at the buzzer to beat the Charlotte Hornets 82-81 in NBA Jam: Tournament Edition.

character back stories

eh, i doubt it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-rl3RPC_Mw

kemp was the best dunker in nba jam, good attention to detail.

kemp was the best dunker in nba jam, good attention to detail.

They really did do a good job. Especially the bit later on about Saul being the hero of the New York Team in Little League Baseball (itself a relatively obscure reference). Saul was always my second favorite (slugger Ward was my guy) but in retrospect he really was the best overall player on the team, since iirc he was also the star pitcher in addition to being a great hitter.

Anyway, prettu sure that it's really the author whose memories are predominantly Nintendo related