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hey guys, I just got off the phone with steve jobs....he told me that in 10.7, the whole OS is just iTunes...everything is gonna be done through iTunes...just a heads up

dayo, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

dayo: 'Will 10.7 be just iTunes?'
Jobs: 'Yes. Sent from my iPhone'

this is venkat am unable to log in facebook.com (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 01:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Image Capture nowhere to be found here. Am sure I wouldn't have deleted it, so wtf. Does it still have that nifty gallery creator? That was very handy. Need to dig out install disks now.

stet, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link

itunes has become a ridiculous application, but if, like me, you only ever use it as a jukebox it does a pretty good job of concealing that from you.

Might have mentioned this elsewhere here, but I'm all in favor of something like "iTunes Pro" - a paid app that can handle tens of thousands of media (books, music, movies, whatever) in an intelligent way. Heck, I have faith that Apple software engineers can come up with something terrific as long as they don't assume that the typical user only owns 40 albums and reads only two books a year.

I'll pay for it too!

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link

it maybe true but my enjoyment of this thread seriously compromised by flashing 'genius bar people are useless' messg.

sam500, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link

can we just talk about huffpost guy for a second again

90% of his problems were "i bought a computer and didn't buy any software for it"

the chronicles of nornius (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Love the bit where he sledged TextEdit for not having fonts.

gay Air New Zealand flight attendant Will Coxhead (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link

he shouldve used the program image capture which i have

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link

The final straw came when Mac's Firefox took me to my website. To my horror, all the spacing was askew, the graphics tossed left and right like the wreckage of a hurricane. I asked myself: As a web designer, how can I design web pages when I can't see what 90 percent of my viewers are seeing?

So this bloke's A WEB DESIGNER but it never occurred to him to accommodate different OSes in his design? And that's whose fault, exactly?

gay Air New Zealand flight attendant Will Coxhead (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

so if he returns his imac and doesnt have to see his shitty website layout, it will cease to exist i guess

the chronicles of nornius (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

the best line is def

The idea started in San Francisco. I was at KGO, ABC News' Bay Area affiliate, appearing on "The Ronn Owens Program" to talk about my recent military reporting, which sparked a Congressional hearing.

the chronicles of nornius (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

a congressional hearing on... shitty writing!!

the chronicles of nornius (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

granted this guy is actually writer not a web designer but its pretty lol that he used this question rhetorically

As a web designer, how can I design web pages when I can't see what 90 percent of my viewers are seeing?

when you know it has an actual answer that he wouldve found helpful

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't understand, do the only people who visit his website run IE5 or something

dayo, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link

how is this dude a reporter, is this real

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't remember the last time a non-ActiveX website didn't work in Firefox on either Linux or OS X, so maybe he had installed noscript or something.

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link

well that's the thing that confused me---how would firefox on osx somehow render differently on windows? isn't the whole point of firefox that it's the same across platforms?

kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link

There are definitely differences. In testing at work we've identified OS X-specific issues that occur in all Mac browsers and no Windows browsers.

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link

also maybe he was using ie on his old pc

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link

http://search.twitter.com/search?q=mobileme

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Can anyone suggest a way of automatically turning off time machine when I launch parallels? Sick of my computer grinding to a halt as parallels unpacking its virtual HD initiates a 30GB backup.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Is there a way of turning off 'voice control' on the iphone, and the way the ipod moves into shuffle mode if you're walking up or down stairs?

Bob Six, Thursday, 16 December 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

The best you can do is turn the code lock on to stop voice control. YOu can turn off shake to shuffle in Settings->Ipod.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 16 December 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Delay masturbation until you reach desired floor.

Alba, Thursday, 16 December 2010 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I use a program called Time Machine Editor to switch my Time Machine to only run once a day instead of every hour.

dan selzer, Thursday, 16 December 2010 06:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Every two minutes the Apple TV is asking me if I want to upgrade to the latest firmware. EVERY TWO MINUTES. Hopefully one of the things the upgrade fixes is this shit.

I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 December 2010 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE

I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 December 2010 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Chose 'upgrade now' instead of 'upgrade later' by accident and it's stopped my music. SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW

I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 December 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe you should upgrade

mh, Friday, 17 December 2010 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

This upgrade had better come with maggots.

I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 December 2010 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

i think it wants u to upgrade

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 December 2010 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link

FUCK U IPOD. "No Music" WTF. I can see the fucking files you bastard.

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 18 December 2010 08:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Is there an Apple utility that can rebuild your iTunesDB file?

I was writing a Python script that would do it until I ran into that fucking encryption thing Apple put in to force everyone to use iTunes because they are such incredible cunts.

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 18 December 2010 09:00 (thirteen years ago) link

You could drag the files from the drive into the iPod in iTunes.

mh, Saturday, 18 December 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I've heard that dragging just one song the iPod can repair the database. Worth a try as well? Do backups first though.

I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 18 December 2010 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

so i spilled beer on my macbook keyboard last night--i turned it off immediately, turned it upside down, let it drain... just turned it off and its working fine (so far) except keyboard shortcuts seem to be totally messed up--some of them dont work at all (command-tab), some of them only work from one command key (command-n in safari). doesnt seem to be a weird system preferences thing so im worried its a bad hardware situation. any hope for me?

max, Sunday, 19 December 2010 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe let it dry (while off) for another 24 hours?

caek, Sunday, 19 December 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

if the keyboard needs replacing you can DIY for ~100$/£

caek, Sunday, 19 December 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

unfortunately i need it tonight

max, Sunday, 19 December 2010 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link

"oh well"

max, Sunday, 19 December 2010 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link

HOYL FUCKL

Mordy, Sunday, 19 December 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

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Mordy, Sunday, 19 December 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Wrong thread, sorry!

Mordy, Sunday, 19 December 2010 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link

external usb keyboard xxp?

caek, Sunday, 19 December 2010 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link

external usb keyboard would def be a good temp solution

other than that you could try taking it apart and dipping the entire keyboard in 100% isopropyl alcohol

it's easy I do it all the time

dayo, Monday, 20 December 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i dont have one lying around, and its not anything crucial, just annoying given how used to keyboard shortcuts i am. ill see if i can borrow one later, or just replace this bad boy. going on 4 years with this laptop anyway and my eye is starting to wander...

dont worry though ill keep this thread updated.

max, Monday, 20 December 2010 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link

i rebooted my MBP and it hung at the grey screen - didn't get the ? indicating the hard drive dead, just a grey screen

came back later in the afternoon to see what was happening, still the same. cold booted it, same thing again - tried coldbooting it with the option key down to see if would boot off that, same thing - seems to be before that

on i think the 5th cold boot it booted up ok

cherry blossom, Friday, 31 December 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

my mbp from 2007 is fucked, it just makes the startup chime over and over when i turn it on. i think its the logic board >:(

old man yells at cloud computing (am0n), Friday, 31 December 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

old man yells at apple computer

old man yells at cloud computing (am0n), Friday, 31 December 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i rebooted it again to see what would happen and its just rebooted fine - there's been no clicking to indicate a problem with the hard drive, and when it hung it seemed to be before it got to choosing which drive to boot off

maybe its just the time of year, i haven't really been at the races myself either

cherry blossom, Friday, 31 December 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link


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