THE DUGOUT

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I nearly died when I saw these user names:

Niekro_Please
Andres_ Creek
Kiss_The_Sheff
Evolutions_Animal (for the wrestling fans)

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:45 (nineteen years ago) link

The Thome/Doc Gooden one is making my cheeks hurt from laughing!!

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

"A QUOTE FROM BUGS BUNNY THE SHOW" hahahahahaha

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

The Pedro/Steinbrenner one is my fav so far.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

AND TWINS

maura (maura), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

WWE + MINNESOTA TWINS = BEST EVER

Stupornaut (natepatrin), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I hadn't seen that one yet!

Besides, you're never going to be elevated playing in the HHH Metrodome.

Such genius.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

TOMKO: no.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Kyle's New Home

Pudge as fuck_i_singled, I love it!

mattbot (mattbot), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:32 (nineteen years ago) link

update!

maura (maura), Thursday, 14 April 2005 01:29 (nineteen years ago) link

CHRIS GAY-BO

Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Thursday, 14 April 2005 01:58 (nineteen years ago) link

wait why did my link not work
http://www.progressiveboink.com/#dugout

maura (maura), Thursday, 14 April 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, crap. It's funny because it's true.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 14 April 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

seriously some of these i could read like 20x and they would still be funny

maura (maura), Thursday, 14 April 2005 03:13 (nineteen years ago) link

BIZZZZZZZZZZZZAP

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 14 April 2005 03:28 (nineteen years ago) link

WHY WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 03:44 (nineteen years ago) link

YES, NOW LETS GO ENJOY MCDONALDS BRAND FOOD.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 14 April 2005 04:03 (nineteen years ago) link

http://progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/ ! secret archives

maura (maura), Thursday, 14 April 2005 04:40 (nineteen years ago) link

CHILD BIRTH IS A SPECIAL OCCASION

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 14 April 2005 05:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Chris Gay-bo
http://progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/322exclusive3.htm

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 14 April 2005 18:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh this is a good one today.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:08 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG! The Gay-bo one is priceless!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 18 April 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

holy shit SIDNEY PONSON WANT TO CRUSH THE SUPERFRIENDS

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 22 April 2005 00:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Marilyn_Munson's computer has crashed.

I feel kind of guilty for laughing at that.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:16 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/diamondkings/DK9.html

maura (maura), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:29 (nineteen years ago) link

it's getting to the point where i have one of these to cite for ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS AT WORK

maura (maura), Friday, 22 April 2005 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh do tell which that one corresponds to.

scrimshaw (scrimshaw1837), Saturday, 23 April 2005 00:51 (nineteen years ago) link

haha, we were actually talking about 'major league' in the office

maura (maura), Saturday, 23 April 2005 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link

OH NO JOO DEH-ENT TAKE AWAY A-ROD SHOWER.  OH NO JOO DEH-NOT.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 18:18 (nineteen years ago) link

that's http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/dugout4-26-05.htm for you purists out there.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 18:20 (nineteen years ago) link


Not all of it is funny.

All of the time, and none of the art (dymaxia), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I hope I am not the only one laughing at "Torreumon".

Stupornaut (natepatrin), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link


WTF?

REAL ACTUAL Search Engine Strings of the Week
Or: What people come to our site for

hanging boobs
cartoons of donkeys playing basketball
progressive pictures of someone kicking a ball
champions return to arm how to make characters naked
adult party game wiener
leader of the organ trail
woman hit on head with phone book video
*shit* jpg parent directory
what caused the hindenburg to blow up
hot girls give me a boner


All of the time, and none of the art (dymaxia), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago) link

WinBenSteinsBrenner: I will kill you in real life you son of a bitch!

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 22:50 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/jennie/ !!!

maura (maura), Thursday, 28 April 2005 03:34 (nineteen years ago) link

...and then condescend on me for not looking like Otis Nixon.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 28 April 2005 04:46 (nineteen years ago) link

otis nixon was no zane smith

mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 28 April 2005 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
i'll see you that and raise you this:
http://progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/dugout5-10-05.htm

maura (maura), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG OMG

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Maura wins.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

This one is great too if you are an indie salsa-metal nerd.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

They're really upping the Indie Guilt Bermanisms stakes. "Lieberthal_Behind" deserves some sort of medal.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link

THE MORRIS VOLTA!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Origins 1
Origins 2
Origins 3
Origins 4 (the greatest one ever, and that's saying a LOT)
Origins 5

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:22 (eighteen years ago) link

matt did you read the entire francold saga? great stuff

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Dunno if g! will appreciate this, but there are FOOTBALL-themed Dugout-type things on this site, too (if you go to the main ProgressiveBoink page, and click on COMICS, then scroll down & look to the right).

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 20 May 2005 12:40 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
SOMEBODY HELP ME, I VANISHIIIIIING, VANISHIIIIIIIIIIING

maura (maura), Friday, 24 June 2005 01:29 (eighteen years ago) link

wow is this still going?

Dimension 5ive, Saturday, 12 January 2008 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

"you steal my wallspot an you see what happens, kyle feverdream farnsworth will make yer many days few"

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 13 January 2008 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

They sold out. ;_;

David R., Thursday, 7 February 2008 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link

i thinkt he stuff they do for the voice is pretty funny

J0rdan S., Friday, 8 February 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link

do ppl not care that they portray basically every hispanic player as illiterate?

J0rdan S., Friday, 8 February 2008 00:17 (sixteen years ago) link

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

G00blar, Friday, 8 February 2008 00:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Did people, during the progressiveboink era, find the Dmitri and Delmon installments funny because lol scary black d00ds?

Leee, Friday, 8 February 2008 00:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Gay-rod wasn't very funny, either.

Jim Thome was the only consistent LOL

milo z, Friday, 8 February 2008 01:00 (sixteen years ago) link

BACKLASH

omar little, Friday, 8 February 2008 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

OH

Andy K, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 16:20 (fifteen years ago) link

lul @ AtCarlosQuentin

JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link

hey guys what's going on in this message board

maura, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link

professor farnsworth!!!

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link

WordUpThome: WHO ARE YOU WHO CAN SUMMON FIRE WITHOUT FLINT OR TINDER

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: there are some who call me... lights out farnsworth
TheKillingFields: nobody calls you that

Andy K, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: YEAH WHAT NOW SUCK MY JIM THOME CAPITAL LETTERS NEW YORK YANKEES WE ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS AN U BOUT TO GET PLAYED OFF

CAPITAL LETTERRSSSS

http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/09/the-dugout-greatest-night

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 September 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...

clearly his Final Destination, if not WWE

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/kOeftKv.jpg

Andy K, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 12:01 (eight years ago) link

eleven months pass...

happy 40th, PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:30 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

WordUpThome is throwing the first pitch tonight!

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 November 2016 18:34 (seven years ago) link

seven months pass...

WordUpComey: HEY EVERYONE ITS JI
WordUpComey: JIM COMEY

— Emily Rose (@mlerowley) June 8, 2017

maura, Thursday, 8 June 2017 19:17 (six years ago) link

HAHAHAHA YES

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 June 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link

seven months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUVx6lVX4AA6bBT.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 22:43 (six years ago) link

😢

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 25 January 2018 08:52 (six years ago) link

NOW WHAT ABOUT SEAN CASEY WHO HAS SENT A GREAT EXAMPLE TO THE YOU
TH

Andy K, Thursday, 25 January 2018 16:20 (six years ago) link

nvr knew mr 17776 posted huh

Hey guys, this is Jon, one of the guys who writes the Dugouts along with B and Nick. Just wanted to let you guys know how much we love that you love our stuff.
― Jon Bois (jonbois), Thursday, August 25, 2005 11:01 PM (twelve years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Thursday, 25 January 2018 17:25 (six years ago) link


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