http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/ww10/Valiran/Isopod_minerals.jpg
― dayo, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link
ho shiiii dr. wahwee kills me every time
― missingNO, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 04:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.tombstoned.co.uk/words/?p=90
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 23 December 2010 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link
can someone explain the isopod one to me
― thomp, Thursday, 23 December 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link
starcraft joke
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 23 December 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Only thing missing from that Mario trailer is Mario punching Yoshi in the head, otherwise A+++.
― penis with a man hanging from it (Leee), Friday, 24 December 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link
"What's with the masks? You guys shy or somethin'?"
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 December 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i53.tinypic.com/142aao0.jpg
― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Friday, 24 December 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link
magazine is generally tough but fair i find
― it Terribel !!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 December 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link
That explosion in the middle looks like 3D Pac-Man.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 24 December 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx1SbnYyPlM
― zappi, Sunday, 26 December 2010 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.doctoroctoroc.com/video-game-inspired-music/8-bit-jesus-new-christmas-chip-tune-album/
― it Terribel !!! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 December 2010 05:28 (thirteen years ago) link
http://splitsider.com/2010/12/the-ten-funniest-video-games-of-2010/
hit-or-miss, of course, but there you go
― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link
tricycle zombie killing makes me wanna buy dr2
― it Terribel !!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link
http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2010/12/how-video-game-makers-design-characters-24820-1292940464-1.jpg
― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Friday, 31 December 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQTcazGNqyY&feature=player_embedded
Warning: long, cuet
― nomar little (Leee), Saturday, 8 January 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/creeper_sssssss
― FART MAGNET STUDIOS IS SCREWING US AGAIN!!!1!1!!!1!! (jamescobo), Saturday, 8 January 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link
xp I saw that a few days ago, thought it was ridiculously cute. I SEE SOMETHING.
― Mordy, Saturday, 8 January 2011 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link
ya, that kid is great.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 8 January 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Half Of 26-Year-Old's Memories Nintendo-Related
The memory-evaluation study, headed by Dr. Franklin McCarroll of New York University's School of Psychology, revealed that approximately 47 percent of Jenkins' hippocampus is dedicated to storing notable video-game victories and frustrating last-minute defeats, while 32 percent of his amygdala contains embedded neurological scripts pertaining to game strategies, character back stories, theme songs, and cheat codes. In addition, his entire dorsolateral prefrontal cortex is devoted to remembering the time he did a helicopter dunk from half-court with Shawn Kemp at the buzzer to beat the Charlotte Hornets 82-81 in NBA Jam: Tournament Edition.
― uh, do you have an electronic virgin, uh what (Z S), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link
character back stories
eh, i doubt it
― Mordy, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-rl3RPC_Mw
― dayo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 09:43 (thirteen years ago) link
kemp was the best dunker in nba jam, good attention to detail.
― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 11:32 (thirteen years ago) link
They really did do a good job. Especially the bit later on about Saul being the hero of the New York Team in Little League Baseball (itself a relatively obscure reference). Saul was always my second favorite (slugger Ward was my guy) but in retrospect he really was the best overall player on the team, since iirc he was also the star pitcher in addition to being a great hitter.
Anyway, prettu sure that it's really the author whose memories are predominantly Nintendo related
― www.altavista.com (Z S), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/xorloser/status/18470986890346496
^^^^^^^ a dude from the fail0verflow team (aka one of the dudes who helped crack the ps3). this will end well!
― FART MAGNET STUDIOS IS SCREWING US AGAIN!!!1!1!!!1!! (jamescobo), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egxjuLkhXUw
i sound like this during many games fwiw
― bnw, Thursday, 13 January 2011 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link
I was in a (board) game store the other day and the cute geexy high school chick working as the clerk spent way too long pointing out to me that Luigi is the queen on this Mario chess set:
http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/super_mario_chess_board.jpg
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 13 January 2011 04:53 (thirteen years ago) link
pictures or she didn't happen.....
― my opinionation (Hamildan), Thursday, 13 January 2011 13:51 (thirteen years ago) link
the shells and goombas should have been switched -- goombas are clearly the pawns of the bowser's army. i also woulda put magikoopa as knight since he can teleport.
― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Thursday, 13 January 2011 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i56.tinypic.com/6tkye8.jpg
― zappi, Friday, 14 January 2011 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link
those arent goombas, they're gold coins
― Princess TamTam, Friday, 14 January 2011 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link
oh wait nm
shells against coins is not a fair fight at all. goombas against coins might be a bit better.
also how can they have two yoshis??
― dayo, Friday, 14 January 2011 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link
well, when a mama yoshi and a daddy yoshi love each other very much
― go straddle a narwhal you chlorinated gene pool (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 January 2011 04:23 (thirteen years ago) link
also whoever took that pic doesn't know how to set up a chess board, bowser and jr. are switched around.
― a nan, a bal, an anal (abanana), Friday, 14 January 2011 05:13 (thirteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/82/Yoshi-concept.png
― dayo, Friday, 14 January 2011 05:19 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drp9o4E7G7U
― circa1916, Saturday, 15 January 2011 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link
There's an entire Team Yoshi in Super Smash Bros.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 15 January 2011 10:52 (thirteen years ago) link
I only find multiple yoshis acceptable if they're different colors
― dayo, Saturday, 15 January 2011 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFfJ4ZC1AtA
― the act of seeing lil wayne, nicki minaj, and drake in threesome (cozen), Saturday, 15 January 2011 12:31 (thirteen years ago) link
sigh i remember watching that live
― Nhex, Saturday, 15 January 2011 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link
level 1 looked really involved.
― bnw, Saturday, 15 January 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link
tbf the main character had just spent 12 years in jail so it must've been like WHOAAAAAAA to go from N64 to that
wait no it's still horrible
― Nhex, Saturday, 15 January 2011 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKkPFDEiC6Qhttp://yourmomhatesthis.com/
― From the novel "Spinster Dinner" (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link
To bad bitch its gon get realeased anyway ISA80I 19 hours ago 33
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jri8LFci4xQthis is the dumbest marketing shit i've ever seen and i'm very very amused
― From the novel "Spinster Dinner" (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link
not included: the gamer moms who were like, "oh, it's the sequel to dead space"
― Mordy, Sunday, 16 January 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link
not to overanalyze a funny commercial, but isn't it aimed at kidz who still live with their momz? But Dead Space 2 will presumably be rated M, so it's kind of weird to target children with an ad?
― pubic sector employee (Z S), Sunday, 16 January 2011 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link
that's actually what i was thinking since the M rating is posted right at the beginning of the ad
― Nhex, Monday, 17 January 2011 01:25 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cY1rPJ2Vdk
― From the novel "Spinster Dinner" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 January 2011 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link