Sex Droughts

it's easy, just stay at theirs, next qn

― acoleuthic, Tuesday, December 28, 2010 7:37 PM (Yesterday)

go to the other person's house? i'll update in like 4 months

i don't really have any viable means of transportation tho :(

5+ miles from anything with no car and no public transit past 630 PM or on weekends means i never get out ever

damn son

yeah, pretty much going insane here esp now that my sister, who i can't deal with at all and i moved out of state to get away from before, is here too

no one will ever stick to exercise when it sucks, nor should they.

(I am eating leftover Christmas cake for breakfast and washing it down w/cola, so let us not pretend I didn't bring the second half on myself)

hi yookeroo, I have no advice but good luck - I have been where you are now and broke out of it only by chance, so I know it's possible, but I do not know the proactive way out

para uds que se leen español, RIP casita blanca (hotel in barcelona for lovers who may or may not live with their parents)

http://www.elmundo.es/elmundo/2010/12/25/barcelona/1293274459.html

― ergonomically chromium plated fish slice (La Lechera), Wednesday, December 29, 2010 11:38 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

they have these in HK too, except it's for married couples too, because some flats, they are so small the family just partitions the living room w/ a curtain or not even, sometimes, and you're not gonna bone when your children are just on the other side, possibly your parents too

as i observed last night; what you need to do to get laid is start wrestling with your brother at a bar, then accidentally tip the table over in the frakas , smashing the slat shaker on the floor. after this the hottest girl at the bar will leave her friends and join you.

^gonna try that next time i'm with my brother

If you all saw my bed, you'd all be saying "Is this why your husband has back problems?"

Time for a new mattress?

imagine the sales assistant's face

'so, how many fucks is one of these good for anyway?'

If my sex life was healthy enough that I had to take it into consideration when buying a new mattress, I'd probably get one of those solid memory foam jobs.

if my sex life was healthy enough that i had to take it into consideration, i wouldn't have passed 30000 messages without noticing ;_;

^^^ u_u

actually wait, i am only at 28k. still one of the cool kids.

you're not even outstanding in the nerdy kids u mean

This is message 16,446. There is hope for me yet!

I'm still around 1500 after 9 years. I win!

Not only that, but your posts are quality.

*blushes*

yeah yeah yeah 16k posts in we were all smoothies, man

welp i'm guessing my near 50k posts puts me down for no sex again ever

but that was likely to happen anyway so

does ILX decrease sperm count?

Still, 16k+ posts in 7.5 years is nothing I should be proud of. That's about 2200 posts per year, or six posts per day. I could/should be having 10 minutes of sex in the time it takes me to write those six posts.

can't you multitask?

/lj

tbh if i have ten mins of sex i'd only be pissing one person off, it's much more efficient to make the 6 posts

Sex only takes ten minutes for you? Oh, you poor thing.

I don't have a laptop or smartphone. I do all my posting from a desk.

I guess I could stash a gf and/or prostitute under there for fellatio while I'm typing, but I have long legs and she'd probably be uncomfortable.

Sex only takes ten minutes for you?

No, I can go longer. Writing six posts usually takes ten minutes (because at least a couple of them are longer format), and I was just using that as my timeframe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15ksvqlRRv8

Sex only takes ten minutes for you?

i did say that it pissed one person off, you didn't think it was me, now?

my antianxiety meds actually improved duration by slowing down the process.

inception

yea man i have to synchronize it to when the bus hits the water

kinkay

My Wellbutrin lengthens the process (just a little bit) but increases the bang at the end.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/375769818_39d6d53409.jpg

:D

gentleman.jpg

:)

yay!

I was just about to post here whining but then I got a message from a date I had about a month ago. Yay!

I'm almost pathologically passive

same here :?

plenty of people get laid while still living with their parents

― sarahel, Tuesday, December 28, 2010 7:16 PM Bookmark

how does one achieve this?

― The Reverend, Wednesday, December 29, 2010 10:58 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

I feel it is less a logistical problem than one of stigma. At least that's just another assumption I make to justify never approaching girls ever.

I had a partner once who still lived with his parents and brothers. His mom pulled me over one day and said, "No babies," and winked. That's the most it ever got discussed.

I feel it is less a logistical problem than one of stigma.

OTM OTM OTM OTM OTM OTM

"hey mom! I'm gettin' it in tonite!"

so at this point i'm wondering if I should just cut off my balls and move to the Himalayas