Thread for that vile revenant of the north LEEDS 'DIRTY LEEDS' UNITED

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yeah, the famed MOTD boxset i'll never see again had an unbelievable highlight reel from that game, including aforementioned giles pulling of showpony stuff to put cron7 to shame

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

'revenant' is jumping the gun a little, I think - they're still pretty hard-up and if this promotion campaign fails I can see them festering in the Ch'ship for a few seasons yet

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Not just a memories thread - we really need them back now imo, they've suffered enough

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

this thread is in and of itself sufficient evidence for their being revenant

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

first the internet, then the world

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

sieg heil

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

nuff abt yr metaxas <3

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

agree w/ ik tho, they've done their time, and lord knows the first division could use some storied names rather than m62 sportswear franchises w/ a football team attached

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

three teams at top of championship right now would do very nicely thank you

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

leeds ~ 3/1 to get promoted

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

rockist xxp

leeds + cardiff in EPL wd be quite something, gotta say

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

ikr

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

wherefore millwall, when you put it like that

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

and rangers

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

and whichever is the #1 nazi team in ulster

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

always glentoran innit

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

hopefully west ham and birmingham will stay up so we can have a super-happy family premier league

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

n.b. in actual reality those 2 clubs need a swift relegation to the balls and then financial extinction

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

steady on

Most pressing immediate reason - since 'the top 8' isn't going to be a thing after all, need as many awkward bastards in the league as possible. Revived Forest too idc

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

and stoke

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

a sheffield team

caek, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

or two

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Are Stoke's fans renowned as being as atavistic as their football?

Also your M62 slur basically dooms Wigan and absolutely nobody else. Poor Wigan :(

oh Sheff United for sure

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

&bolton

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

stoke is bnp central so yeah

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

portsmouth btw

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

need to have their own uk volkisch league

menopausal casuals and young crims given reduced entry, dogs allowed within grounds, discount alcohol, mnml security, filmed on vhs quality and shown on some cable channel alongside amateur mma

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Coventry, then just wait for AFC Wimbledon and FCUM and that'll be it about right

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

can't see spurs making top 4 in that posited competition

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

single line of police between sets of fans, which subsequently turn out to be made of hay and bricks

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe poach Feyenoord as well

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

need a theme for the new league

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

carter usm

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

trailed using that "one-two-three ... THREE-TWO-ONE" nuclear horror advert

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link

isn't that a bit upscale xp?

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

need some aggro

like a less refined, more REAL kasabian

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

just some guy bashing on a dustbin lid and shouting 'Oi! 'oi!'

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

vinny jones fronting what's left of dexy's

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

needs to be something w/ quasi-laddish social-commentary import that isn't as fey as 'parklife' and can be reclaimed

or yes it cd be kasabian

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Keep the 39th game concept imo, but play all games at Altamont Speedway

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

haha remember when fat west ham tards and the columbus cru had their totally not contrived rumpus on the terraces in like 2k8

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

afaict this sort of lumpen wite ppl fey aggro shit is part of the appeal to nonhispanic americans

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

u don't rly get it in mnstrm american sport

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

altho, lumpen white ppl fey reclusive shit is rly quite popular in mexico

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

brando's later works sells off the shelves there

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

afaict the aggro's the whole appeal to all foreigners who remember days before man city were the best thing ever. World Cup presentation shouldve just looped the outtakes from crowd scenes in the motd title sequence imo

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

juggalemorrissey

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

just some guy bashing on a dustbin lid and shouting 'Oi! 'oi!'

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:41 (7 minutes ago)

lol at this btw

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

(although i did first read that as "redeyed" like it was some innovative new camera feature i wasnt aware of)

r|t|c, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:27 (twelve years ago) link

surely instagram has a redye feature

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:34 (twelve years ago) link

There should be a thread for cringeworthy examples of boardroom types attempting to talk the language of football fans, but this is a masterpiece of the genre.

I like to think he says the exact same thing about every acquisition they make.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:37 (twelve years ago) link

xp a cynic may suggest that that is its entire feature

r|t|c, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:21 (twelve years ago) link

Thread for continued speculation on l'affaire KEYSY etc, rolling reactionary stupidity/misogyny/prejudice in football

quote instantly made me think of nakh's pulitzer-winning opening post here really

r|t|c, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

Cawley, an unemployed labourer, stood in the dock wearing a blue T-shirt that exposed a "LUFC" tattoo on his neck and a Leeds United club crest on his right arm.

The court heard that he had been the subject of two football banning orders, which he had breached four times.

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 22 October 2012 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

songs praising savile at that game apparently. that's so leeds.

tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 01:22 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

The last contracts manager I had to deal with looked a lot like him, I wished more than death upon him.

xelab, Thursday, 18 September 2014 22:29 (ten years ago) link

seriously lolling at such a pile of wank rapper as Waka declaring his love!

xelab, Thursday, 18 September 2014 22:33 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCEe4WuWYAAdHO0.png

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link

a certain blogger will have experienced the punters of leeds united soon

PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:36 (nine years ago) link

that could cause lukewhit20 to go off at a tangent again

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:49 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-cyRKwCPjI

which early 90s leeds player does the uploader of this italo classic have in their avi

the mark s of juxberry rules (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 12:40 (nine years ago) link

the dead one, knowing u

r|t|c, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 13:07 (nine years ago) link

I noticed that the notable football chairman Adam Pearson is involved with the Leeds Utd circus for the 2nd time (the first was before he became involved with Hull when they were almost extinct). That makes him the 2nd worst ever famous Town fan next to David Peace, who whilst he was plugging The Damned Utd shite movie said "a draw would be a good result" when we were playing the white shite for the first time in decades.

xelab, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link

Lots of Uwe Rosler noise atm lol!

xelab, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

three years pass...

It's sad they were marching on together

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link

I'm sad for my poor sweet marcelo

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 20:56 (five years ago) link

I can't stand Derby either but loooooll!

calzino, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 21:34 (five years ago) link

the arrogance from some Leeds fans though, because they've had the measure over Derby this season - some of them already talking about Wembley. A bit like when we were up against those other arrogant "maaaasive club" cunts, Wednesday.

calzino, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:02 (five years ago) link

Sad that despite the best efforts of local media to talk up Bielsa's maverick genius qualities (every fucking week) - he's turned out another mediocre failure. That is very bitter pill to swallow.

calzino, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:14 (five years ago) link

he is a maverick genius. just a flawed one.

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:15 (five years ago) link

The current Schalke manager achieved what he couldn't achieve with the 4th lowest budget in the championship. That's what maverick genius looks like there pal!

calzino, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:22 (five years ago) link

wagner did a cracking job with huddersfield. both the promotion and the year he managed to keep them up. will need more of a career/influence to be called a genius just yet, mind

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:31 (five years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCBFAEBAAE933CD63

FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:31 (five years ago) link

https://youtu.be/WPutBM7zfv8

FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:32 (five years ago) link

185 days sat at the top of the Champo

.. and they fucked it up..

2 - 0 up in the play off semi final

..and they fucked it up...loool

I've been reading that one of Bielsa's major weaknesses is his inability to rotate a squad and too many key players were often knackered during the 2nd half of the season.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 07:16 (five years ago) link

poch out

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2019 07:47 (five years ago) link

I'm sure there is something quite cool about Bielsa and he's a believer in a world of dull pragmatists. But once you throw your lot in with that vile revenant of the north, then people will not give you a fair hearing, alas. But I wouldn't have it any other way - the overrated arrogant prick!

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:09 (five years ago) link

this is such a classic thread title

ogmor, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:21 (five years ago) link

and never forget the day Risdale pleaded with Seth Johnson's agent to accept double what he expected.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:34 (five years ago) link

that inspired stewardship that got them back to where they belong.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:38 (five years ago) link

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/neb1TgFQwRc/hqdefault.jpg

the little shit caught crying on the tv when they got relegated from the EPL is now in his early 20's and votes UKIP.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:44 (five years ago) link

Appears to be doing whatever the defeated version of a sieg heil is there.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:51 (five years ago) link

well its the sieg heil i suppose isn't it

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2019 10:56 (five years ago) link

(xp) hail victory?

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 May 2019 20:58 (five years ago) link

i believe darragh was referring to the outcome of 1945's WWII play-offs

Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 May 2019 21:36 (five years ago) link

if bbc radio leeds had covered them playoffs, they'd still be fucking moaning about the multiple injustices of the home side losing during cuba missile crisis.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 22:08 (five years ago) link

warnock encroaching into opposition trenches

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2019 23:29 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

at least it is this way

urgently want nakh's feelings on bielsa's leeds

imago, Saturday, 27 June 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link

eight months pass...

People in glass houses and all that......pic.twitter.com/I3qKdRSDro

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hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:53 (three years ago) link

lol Bamford is so soft as shit

calzino, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:18 (three years ago) link

was reading a post last night by someone who used to play dominoes with Peter Lorimer during 2 am lock ins and once won fifty quid off him.

calzino, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:48 (three years ago) link

three years pass...

not today, Satan

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 26 May 2024 16:14 (five months ago) link


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