Thread for that vile revenant of the north LEEDS 'DIRTY LEEDS' UNITED

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Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Are Stoke's fans renowned as being as atavistic as their football?

Also your M62 slur basically dooms Wigan and absolutely nobody else. Poor Wigan :(

oh Sheff United for sure

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

&bolton

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

stoke is bnp central so yeah

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

portsmouth btw

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

need to have their own uk volkisch league

menopausal casuals and young crims given reduced entry, dogs allowed within grounds, discount alcohol, mnml security, filmed on vhs quality and shown on some cable channel alongside amateur mma

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Coventry, then just wait for AFC Wimbledon and FCUM and that'll be it about right

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

can't see spurs making top 4 in that posited competition

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

single line of police between sets of fans, which subsequently turn out to be made of hay and bricks

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe poach Feyenoord as well

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

need a theme for the new league

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

carter usm

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

trailed using that "one-two-three ... THREE-TWO-ONE" nuclear horror advert

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link

isn't that a bit upscale xp?

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

need some aggro

like a less refined, more REAL kasabian

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

just some guy bashing on a dustbin lid and shouting 'Oi! 'oi!'

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

vinny jones fronting what's left of dexy's

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

needs to be something w/ quasi-laddish social-commentary import that isn't as fey as 'parklife' and can be reclaimed

or yes it cd be kasabian

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Keep the 39th game concept imo, but play all games at Altamont Speedway

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

haha remember when fat west ham tards and the columbus cru had their totally not contrived rumpus on the terraces in like 2k8

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

afaict this sort of lumpen wite ppl fey aggro shit is part of the appeal to nonhispanic americans

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

u don't rly get it in mnstrm american sport

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

altho, lumpen white ppl fey reclusive shit is rly quite popular in mexico

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

brando's later works sells off the shelves there

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

afaict the aggro's the whole appeal to all foreigners who remember days before man city were the best thing ever. World Cup presentation shouldve just looped the outtakes from crowd scenes in the motd title sequence imo

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

juggalemorrissey

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

just some guy bashing on a dustbin lid and shouting 'Oi! 'oi!'

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:41 (7 minutes ago)

lol at this btw

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

the oi's have an increasing sense of timidity and self-awareness, eventually self-questioning

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

nicked by vampire weekend innit

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

anyway, we have our custom-built anthem here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8hx0Fe2ACM

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link

that's settled then

i guess the only remaining qn is how to include danny dyer, and if so how camp he is allowed to be

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

ray wilkins role

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

who does keysy role

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link

incongruous david frost cameo

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

idk i feel these ppl really h8 danny dyer for being a tourist and kinda meta

maybe he could be like a roving reporter who gets doused in shit and homemade napalm every week

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

reckon he'd actually be less cringeworthy than clemmit maybe?

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link

idk do u reckon it would be worth having an ilfchatz thing for during matches

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

saves having to clutter naming rights thread w/ drivel

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck the naming rights thread.

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

we have defeated those holding the power in that thread

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

our board has grown strong

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

and it hungers

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

yellow card's only a matter of time here

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

well ok not rly, but i mean take away chat during games and what's left to clutter?

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

wild speculation about arsenal title-chances on a thursday afternoon

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i love that stuff

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link

wd be down for ilfchatz tho - shame I'm heading out later tonight coz this wd be an ideal opporch to testrun

might be able to do the first half

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link

done, see u there

gotta do some shit before islington vs m62 sportswear bros

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link

the arrogance from some Leeds fans though, because they've had the measure over Derby this season - some of them already talking about Wembley. A bit like when we were up against those other arrogant "maaaasive club" cunts, Wednesday.

calzino, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:02 (five years ago) link

Sad that despite the best efforts of local media to talk up Bielsa's maverick genius qualities (every fucking week) - he's turned out another mediocre failure. That is very bitter pill to swallow.

calzino, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:14 (five years ago) link

he is a maverick genius. just a flawed one.

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:15 (five years ago) link

The current Schalke manager achieved what he couldn't achieve with the 4th lowest budget in the championship. That's what maverick genius looks like there pal!

calzino, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:22 (five years ago) link

wagner did a cracking job with huddersfield. both the promotion and the year he managed to keep them up. will need more of a career/influence to be called a genius just yet, mind

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:31 (five years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCBFAEBAAE933CD63

FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:31 (five years ago) link

https://youtu.be/WPutBM7zfv8

FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:32 (five years ago) link

185 days sat at the top of the Champo

.. and they fucked it up..

2 - 0 up in the play off semi final

..and they fucked it up...loool

I've been reading that one of Bielsa's major weaknesses is his inability to rotate a squad and too many key players were often knackered during the 2nd half of the season.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 07:16 (five years ago) link

poch out

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2019 07:47 (five years ago) link

I'm sure there is something quite cool about Bielsa and he's a believer in a world of dull pragmatists. But once you throw your lot in with that vile revenant of the north, then people will not give you a fair hearing, alas. But I wouldn't have it any other way - the overrated arrogant prick!

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:09 (five years ago) link

this is such a classic thread title

ogmor, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:21 (five years ago) link

and never forget the day Risdale pleaded with Seth Johnson's agent to accept double what he expected.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:34 (five years ago) link

that inspired stewardship that got them back to where they belong.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:38 (five years ago) link

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/neb1TgFQwRc/hqdefault.jpg

the little shit caught crying on the tv when they got relegated from the EPL is now in his early 20's and votes UKIP.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:44 (five years ago) link

Appears to be doing whatever the defeated version of a sieg heil is there.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:51 (five years ago) link

well its the sieg heil i suppose isn't it

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2019 10:56 (five years ago) link

(xp) hail victory?

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 May 2019 20:58 (five years ago) link

i believe darragh was referring to the outcome of 1945's WWII play-offs

Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 May 2019 21:36 (five years ago) link

if bbc radio leeds had covered them playoffs, they'd still be fucking moaning about the multiple injustices of the home side losing during cuba missile crisis.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 22:08 (five years ago) link

warnock encroaching into opposition trenches

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2019 23:29 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

at least it is this way

urgently want nakh's feelings on bielsa's leeds

imago, Saturday, 27 June 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link

eight months pass...

People in glass houses and all that......pic.twitter.com/I3qKdRSDro

— ⚽️𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔯𝔬𝔬𝔱𝔰ℭ𝔬𝔞𝔠𝔥 1️⃣8️⃣7️⃣4️⃣🎸 (@TheTremontiPick) February 28, 2021

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 18:53 (three years ago) link

lol Bamford is so soft as shit

calzino, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:18 (three years ago) link

was reading a post last night by someone who used to play dominoes with Peter Lorimer during 2 am lock ins and once won fifty quid off him.

calzino, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:48 (three years ago) link

three years pass...

not today, Satan

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 26 May 2024 16:14 (five months ago) link


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