my mud hut is available on the internet
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:35 (thirteen years ago) link
In England we have the biggest cocks of all...http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/04/Noel-Liam-Gallagher.jpg
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 3 January 2011 09:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Wow did I really actually do this?
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link
I actually also tried to reg an anonymous acct ppl could use but I never got a confirmation email and at this point maybe it's better that way.
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link
this thread is sexist
― plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Not true; female ILXor's are more than welcome to take an untraceable close-up of the heads of their cocks and post them here
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link
idk how many pre-op m2fs we have on ilx
― plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 19:59 (thirteen years ago) link
jeez ti4r why are you in such a rush 2 sort everything into these neat little "categories"/why cant u just *think outside the box* here
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 January 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
quiet u im tryna get the focus right
― plax (ico), Monday, 3 January 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3179615/2/istockphoto_3179615-piggy-bank.jpg
― Zsa Zsa Gay Bar (jaymc), Monday, 3 January 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link
disappointed at how chicken everybody else on ILX is. now excuse me while I hide my junk
― those balls look like a butt (San Te), Monday, 3 January 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link
You should probably have got yr reg email about now, stevie d. (note to self: do not look at this thread again)
― Pashmina, Monday, 3 January 2011 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL now it gets interesting.
― those balls look like a butt (San Te), Monday, 3 January 2011 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Stevie D you enrich this world /
iirc I mailed you a half-formed drawing of a cock
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 3 January 2011 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link
YES you did and I didn't see the other side of that flyer til like 3 days after the fact and LOL'd so hard coz you also drew a "?" I think
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link
xxp I think I typed in the wrong gmail address, let me try again.
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.wonderful-photos.net/wp-content/uploads/circumcised-penis.jpg
― Hans Peter Cutlassin' (crüt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link
just doin the lord's work, guys
lol hotlinking img
u all got lucky
I will regret sharing this butto combine the themes of these two threads, one time I looked in the toilet when I was done and the poop was shaped exactly like a comedy large-size cartoon penis and balls. Ok. I had to use all of my superego's strength not to photograph it, much less upload the photo somewhere. I felt like a grown-up that day.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link
I probably would have taken the pic. :/
― ENBB, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Abbott you have let us all down
― Urban Coochie Collective (sic), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link
50 new answers + no pics of cock yet = watching 45 minutes of previews before a movie
― those balls look like a butt (San Te), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Adulthood rescinded due to telling us about it.
― Please fetishize responsibly (Michael White), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link
okay everyone here is an acct you can use if u wanna b *anonymous*
l: ilxpee✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧p: ilxpeen4u
― underrated anonymous penises I have shared, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link
that is ilxpeen4u at gmail dot com
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, January 4, 2011 9:22 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark
...you may not have, but someone else did
excellent shits that i have taken
― dayo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link
How about ILXOR partners? Can I post a picture of my husband's cock?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link
(And, yes, he's 100% on board with the idea.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Sure.
― cathy opie & anthony (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link
(It'll be a while--he's up north for a week.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link
(And I just realized how filthy that sounded, but I don't care.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i56.tinypic.com/33nc9w6.jpg
― i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link
If this leads to an untraveable tits thread, I'm in.
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Can I say the last half of this thread has been an emotional rollercoastr for me? I am wondering now IF I ever formed a penis poop? Can we get Elizabeth Loftus in here?>
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link
lol "Packing Nut" and "Wall Mount Flange"
― Hans Peter Cutlassin' (crüt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link
which mod is going to check the IPs to confirm cock identities
― ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ (jeff), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Wasn't sure whether to put this here or in the Trypophobia thread, but so I'm doing both.
If I knew how to use Photoshop, I would make Wall-o-peeholes [and post it here]. Perhaps someone with the ability will do it for me.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1384/793991335_be186601ae.jpg
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link
looking forward to seeing christine leafy green dragon indigo's husband's cock!
― gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link
:-B
There's a lot of things I need to do first, most of which are contingent with taking my laptop to a Wi-Fi hotspot for an hour or two. (I currently have no access at home--I post here with an IPod.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link
omg u r not gonna post yr husband's cock from a public place
― ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.99chan.in/tech/src/129313518660.gif
― tables n tables (crüt), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link
No. I'll be posting it from my car outside the building. I'll probably post it from where I'm at right now, in fact--in front of a bakery, at night when it's closed.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Can you post it from outside a grocery?
― Suppositori Spelling (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link
If they had Wi-Fi I could "borrow," yes.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link
― gr8080, Monday, January 10, 2011 10:25 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― gay & silent throb (crüt), Monday, 17 January 2011 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link
r u really?
― mookieproof, Monday, 17 January 2011 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link
I am more interested in the idea of the ensuing clusterfuck.
― bigdawg (crüt), Monday, 17 January 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Damn, so many lols, mostly from ZS. I keep re-reading the "sorry in advance" posts and they never get old. Also, that's not your cock, gr8080. people, that's not gr8080's cock!
On a more serious note, why is my IP address included where I'm quoted in the September 4 revive? It's like a social security number, I know it should be protected, but I don't really know how it would be used malevolently. I guess I should request it be deleted?
Also, I really like balls in a sexual context, but outside of that, they are really fucking awful. Organs like that belong inside the abdomen. Blech.
― Je55e, Monday, 26 September 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link
I deleted the message, Jesse. Looks like some other mod accidentally included your IP address in the quote.
― Tuomas, Monday, 26 September 2011 06:52 (twelve years ago) link
http://chimg.onionstatic.com/7907/original/640.jpg
― a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 22 February 2015 05:24 (nine years ago) link
there was a reason i started this thread and now i forget
― thrifty grades of pay (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 22 February 2015 05:28 (nine years ago) link
kinda bummed no one did this
is that ZS's actual ballsack upthread? he came so close to completing the challenge!
― i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Sunday, 22 February 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link
I mean all he really had to do was move the camera up, like,
half an inch
The rest (NSFW)
― a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 22 February 2015 06:32 (nine years ago) link
http://imgur.com/JvLKfW8.jpg
― dylannn, Monday, 23 February 2015 06:50 (nine years ago) link
'visually similar images' for the the head of dylannn's cock are much grosser than 'visually similar images' for the head of gr8080's cock
― soref, Monday, 23 February 2015 07:43 (nine years ago) link
http://static4.depositphotos.com/1000350/318/i/110/depositphotos_3183415-Close-up-image-of-a-salami.jpg
― Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 February 2015 12:32 (nine years ago) link
This thread reminds me of the time I was making pico de gallo, and my spanish speaking dad asked me if I knew what "pico de gallo" means. He then went on to say, very straightforwardly, something like "the tip of the cock." It took me saying "what?????", and some very awkward moments, before I figured out he was talking about the crest of a rooster.
Ok what the hell: http://tinypic.com/r/syqpao/9
― EDB, Sunday, 11 December 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link
Weiner
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 September 2018 11:38 (five years ago) link
Man the good ol days
― F# A# (∞), Saturday, 8 September 2018 14:45 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/x8rlXco.jpg
― ghood ghravie (unregistered), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link
Respect to EDB for choosing the image hosting service tinypic.com
― coetzee.cx (wins), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link
lol
― ghood ghravie (unregistered), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=imgres&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwii6_D_pb7eAhUFMqwKHb34C9MQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nature.com%2Farticles%2F3901291&psig=AOvVaw20mM363DlLhtwOArhgYJ7E&ust=1541543182703716
Will this URL be resolved? Find out now.
― They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Monday, 5 November 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link
Thought this must be a new dentyne ice thread and was surprised to see it was a classic
― Trϵϵship, Monday, 5 November 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link
i'm lyin alonewith my head on the phone
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 February 2020 06:51 (four years ago) link
https://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/braindamageaylmer00.jpg
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 February 2020 11:12 (four years ago) link