Twitter C/D

Is twitter down for good or something? Every time i get on in the past week or so it says "Wiki does not exist". Not that I miss it that terribly, but if so then I do feel sorry for all the 24-hour news channels.

I have not experienced any outages.

since twitter is down, i'll just post it here: I'M SITTING ON THE TOILET, YA'LL

Ugh nvmd, it works again.

Haven't used Twitter at all in a couple of weeks. Just opened it and realised why: RETWEETS. THEY HAVE RUINED TWITTER.

There is a button you can press to get rid of retweets by a particular user.

Yeah, thanks, but I don't think I can be bothered removing everyone's retweets. Easier to just not use it.

Retweets have been around for more than a couple of weeks.

Yep but being away from Twitter for a fortnight has broken my tolerance to them.

to? of?

I don't really get your issue.

My issue is that retweets are really really horribly annoying.

not always.

the button gets rid of RTs from specific users, not across the board

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That's what I mean, I have to switch off like 150 users' retweets.

Auto retweets are bloody stupid anyway.

annoying RTs: artists who RT every bit of praise they receive, and people who RT people like kanye/other famous people who, if i wanted to see their tweets, would be FOLLOWING MYSELF.

other RTs: fine and often helpful

pro-tip - if you follow annoying people, twitter will be an annoying experience for you. if you follow smart, witty, likable people, it won't.

same with fbook! i don't get people who are all GRARRRRR I HATE EVERYONE ON SOCIAL NETWORKS. hide them! block them! unfollow them! get better friends!

the crucial element that twitter needs to cop from facebook is the ability to "follow" someone w/o seeing their tweets, just like facebook allows you to be friends w/ someone w/o seeing them on your news feed

why would one do that on twitter, tho? unfollowing isn't as personal as unfriending

pro-tip - if you follow annoying people, twitter will be an annoying experience for you. if you follow smart, witty, likable people, it won't.

See I do do that, and I thought I was doing all right, but coming back to it has proved me incorrect. Retweets are still shit btw.

RT @Suppositori Spelling (Autumn Almanac) Retweets are still shit btw.

i dont get why retweets are shit

are people retweeting things you dont like

why dont you just unfollow these people

RT @Suppositori Spelling (Autumn Almanac) Retweets are still shit btw.

See THAT type I don't mind so much because at least you've the opportunity to comment. If it's just clicking the retweet button all you're doing is generating noise and shitting up my feed.

why do i get the feeling that anyone saying anything at all that doesn't directly pertain to autumn almanac would be classed as "shitting up my feed"

i appreciate the vast majority of RTs that my friends/followees, who are mostly capable of using the RT function judiciously, bring to me

Wow, read what I said earlier and chill ffs.

i still dont understand whats annoying about retweets

it doesn't strike me that i'm the one who needs to chill!!

Does anyone else use the Android app and can work out how to unfollow people in it, or can you only do that via the website?

I use twidroyd and It's pish easy.

I use TweetBird on the iPhone to manage followy stuff. It's great but takes up 23762874628743628374623874Mb of RAM for some reason.

Wait, TweetBird? I meant Birdbrain.

It's great but takes up 23762874628743628374623874Mb of RAM for some reason.

it remembers things that you get angry about

loooooool

Just opened Twitter to another hashtag game. I don't think I can do it anymore.

maybe you could bring back letter writing as a thing? :)

Dear Grrrl,

The weather is very #humid today. Lots of #rain. The #trains are under some pressure #train #metro #publictransport

I have included a load of quotes from other people. Enjoy them! #quote #quotes #enjoyment

Luv,
Adam_29073
TELEX: 032 49-4221

why do you follow people you obviously don't like?

There are people I like (who I follow) and people I don't like (who are retweeted). Hence ideal solution being to just not use it.

All right, not so much 'don't like' as 'don't care about'.

Dear Adam

Yes I have heard about the train problems #fatcontrollerindeed Humid? In Melbourne? #surelyyoujest. It is cold as a witches tit here today #lolDadjoke

love and #####
VG

PS: Are you on twitter? ####

Dear Grrrl,

NO I AM NOT GAAARRRRGHHHGHH

Dear Adam

Would you like to play a hashtag game with me by mail?

### VG

<3

o_O

Dear Adam,

I found this great letter written by someone else that I thought was really funny, so I've included it below:

Dear VG
What's the deal with supermarkets! They're so weird!
## Jerry Seinfeld

See isn't that hilarious!
Thought you would enjoy it.

### VG

See, do that 18,000 times every hour and you're some way to understanding why I am a grumpy old man itt.

There is no hope.

;_;